Since last night I’ve been obsessively connecting to Omegle.
It’s a simple site that just connects you to a random person, anonymously, for a conversation.
It feels like that scene in Fight Club where the narrator sits down next to Tyler on the plane. Two strangers meeting, laying out their personality and sizing each other up in just a few words, with no expectations, and — thanks to anonymity — no consequences.
Except in this case, a lot of the time Tyler just screams “COCKS”, punches the narrator, and jumps out of the window.
Still, it’s fun!
xkcd 
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Stranger: lets cyber
You: lets commit mutual homicide
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Stranger: Heyy
You: hey
You: let me confuse you with my typing skills
Stranger: okey sure dude
You: Imagine me a poodle
You: I believe I can type a poodle faster as you can imagine it
You: (a pink one)
You: (with red boties)
You: (and red nailpolish)
You: (with an old lady attached to it)
You: (screaming “don’t burn down fiffy!”)
You: (and running around with the poor flaming animal on the leach with no real direction or purpose)
Stranger: wtf dude
Stranger: 😀
You: I don’t know
You: did I win?
Stranger: yes you did
You: you are awesome
Stranger: you own me 1 min of my life back
You: here you go
You: now, what are you going to do with it?
Stranger: hm
Stranger: maybe eat
Stranger: 😀
You: good choice
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Stranger: heya
Stranger: what’s goin on
You: one two three go!
Stranger: o yh
Stranger: where?
Stranger: btw?
You: Nazi bunker
Stranger: O.o
Stranger: do what?
You: holding on to secrets
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: sounds like phun,yh!
You: it’s boring
Stranger: what kinda secrets tho?
You: can’t tell
You: or I’ll have to kill you
You: and I can’t because yo’ure a stranger
Stranger: but
Stranger: but
Stranger: but
Stranger: i cant has none?? cry
You: do you know Hitlers descendents live in New York?
You: you can has cookie
Stranger: naturally
Stranger: sweet 😀
Stranger: NY and argentine
You: *throws you a bazooka*
You: after 50 years, we dn’t have cookies anymore, but with imagination…
Stranger: *catches and processes into nuclear plant*
You: wow I love you
Stranger: oh yeah, imagination rules
Stranger: in fact
Stranger: it fucken rules
You: imagine a toad
Stranger: anyhow, what’s your story?
Stranger: you sound complex
You: I have so many stories
Stranger: and therefore interesting
Stranger: start with one, see where it take sus
You: about what?
You: I have one about every subject
You: even banana’s
Stranger: hehe
Stranger: hmmz
You: that’s an erotic one about work
Stranger: tell me about that one time you sneaked into that abandoned factory
You: you don’t want to hear that
You: how did you know!
Stranger: i just..did!
You: woa
You: you must be telepathic
Stranger: i just have this *gift*
Stranger: :p
You: lol
You: quick, tell me something guiding!
Stranger: that way!
You: Use your powers for good! on me!
Stranger: no the other way!
Stranger: quick!
Stranger: head for the hilzz!
You: *runs*
Stranger: *chases*
You: Oh wait.. the other hills
Stranger: fly you foools!
You: *runs the other way*
Stranger: *shakes head in confuzzlement*
You: it’s ok, those are the right hills..
You: I think
Stranger: yeah, youre prolly right
You: you’re telepathic and such
You: sense the right way!
You: close your eyes and run !
Stranger: i feel like were connecting a lot
Stranger: like
Stranger: on a deeper lvl ‘n shit
Stranger: it’s all true
Stranger: i can sense it
You: lol don’t touch me there, it’s my private place
Stranger: not anymore its not!
Stranger: its america’s now!
You: oh god, you’re so true it makes me want to cry
You: :p
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: i know
Stranger: i do it a lot myself
Stranger: it helps me with my guiding senses
You: well you’re joking but that’s true I suppose
You: get all the negative out
Stranger: oh it totally is
You: cry it out
You: something like that
Stranger: it’s my instant karma thing
You: yea
You: I hate instant karma
You: sometimes I confuse instant soup with karma
You: just imagine the crying episodes I have in the lunchroom
Stranger: hehe, yeah it’s only natural
You: “god not again, he got the wrong baggy again”
Stranger: i had that phase as well
Stranger: heheh
Stranger: it’s just thtat some1 else ate mine!
Stranger: *i swear!*
You: hahaha
Stranger: yh, so you watched a lot of simpsons?
Stranger: sounds like you might have
You: used to
Stranger: yh, then the re-runs got old
You: the new season is about to start but it got lame last year
Stranger: totally
You: yes, I just download once, watch once and that’s it
Stranger: family guy was good, but grown a bit old too :p
You: yes
You: same with American dad
You: Southpark got too weak as well.. got old
Stranger: all ture
Stranger: so what’s next?
You: so now I need new cartoons
Stranger: yh, i totally get it
You: Invader Zim was SOO Awesome, but only the first three times
Stranger: x)
Stranger: never saw it tho
Stranger: gotta check taht out
You: oh you should, a series you can enjoy
You: you’ll get dragged in and cry karma about how it stopped being continued
Stranger: heheh
You: and realize it’s best because it stops at its peak and isn’t a simpsons
Stranger: i actually had that with free willy!
Stranger: WHY DID THEY NOT CONTINUE THE STORY??
Stranger: WHAT ABOUT OL” WILLY?!@!
You: they did continue it
Stranger: they did?
You: the sequel was lame
You: 😦
Stranger: omg, missed it
You: I mean
You: kid hugs fish
Stranger: willy was my favorite
Stranger: he was awesome
Stranger: he could do anything
You: yadiyadifailed attemped at emotional “emergency” (“oh no help the fish!”) and then it’s done
Stranger: he just didnt feel like doin a lot
You: yes, in the first movie
You: in the second it’s just a fish getting dehydrated
You: all movie long
You: he’s a weakling out of that water
Stranger: holy shit! *susspense!*
Stranger: so yeah, we definitely need a new hero like willy
You: I mean, the kid is constantly, during the entire movie, hosing off the fish
You: yes I agree
You: like the first movie
Stranger: more willy, less kidz
You: I’d support that
You: “more willy, less kids!! WHEN? NOW!!”
Stranger: somehow i think willy and the A-team could be great teaming up
Stranger: somehow
Stranger: there’s gotta be a way
You: OMG
You: with McGuyver
Stranger: yea!
Stranger: he would fit in perfectly
You: “I have a fish and bubblewrap, BA and a steel pipe”
Stranger: x)
You: and they make a flying take out of it or something
Stranger: holy shit! this is gold
You: *tank
Stranger: are you writing this down
Stranger: o wait, you are!
You: no, it’s all for you
Stranger: well, i say, lets try complete the script
You: I want to go to the movies and see BA make a tank with WIlly and McGuyver with bubblewrap
Stranger: somewhere we need Steve Urkel, for some comedic relief
Stranger: hahah
You: yes, he’ll point of the inability of free willy to support the airdrag on the bubblewrap
Stranger: hahah
You: and the instant he points out and you think” ofcourse! that would not work!”
You: the fish crashes, splattering on the pavement
You: and Urkle would go his typical “heheehahahaha *gorge* hihihi”
You: “The willy that did not make it”
Stranger: sweet. ill give him a call
Stranger: willy live on, in distant memory
Stranger: we could use a gandalf type for that
Stranger: with a pipe
You: oh yes, to tell the story
Stranger: he’ll provide us with stuff to think about
You: to little fish
You: who are going to try the bubblewrap flying thing
You: and only ONE will survive
You: Neo, the fish
Stranger: x)
You: he will be the one
Stranger: yet, he must be cast into somewhere, some pit
Stranger: in the deep
Stranger: only willy can do it
You: “GO willy! I believein you!”
Stranger: holy shit i wont be able to sleep coz of this sheer awesomeness
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: YO STRANGER IM REALLY HAPPY FOR YOU AN IM GONNA LET YOU FINISH BUT BEYONCE HAD ONE OF THE BEST VIDEOS OF ALL TIME
You: You made me feel dirty with that
You: get it of off me!
Stranger: queer
You: *scrubs sobbing in the shower*
You: yes
You: so?
You: what’s your argument?
Stranger: that ur gay
You: um, what does that imply?
Stranger: a homosexual
You: you’re a stranger
You: what’s the point?
Stranger: but not a fag
You: a homophobe
You: that’s “fag in disguise”
Stranger: suck my dick
Stranger: u would!
You: that sounds gay
Stranger: 😉
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You: #include
You: #include
You: #include
You:
You: int main(argc, argv) {
You: scanf(“message”);
You: printf(“That’s what SHE said!n”);
You: do(your_mom);
You: jackout(EXIT_SUCCESS);
You: }
You: :wq
You: gcc -Wall -o your-mom your-mom.c
You: ./your-mom
You: That’s what SHE said!
You: 8=====>
Stranger: you’re doing well
Stranger: carry on
You: that’s what she said!
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You: OMG DO U LIEK TIWLIGHT?
Stranger: Rawr!!!!!!
You: Because I sure don’t.
Stranger: I like pie o.o
You: I do like pie.
You: xkcd?
Stranger: Well hello new best friend
You: Yay!
You: Hello.
Stranger: Lol
You: Well, we need to introduce ourselves formally. I am John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt, but you may call me JJ.
Stranger: o.o like the song
You: Kind of.
You: If you were named John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt, then it would really be like the song.
You: HINT HINT.
Stranger: I want to be called the muffin man
Stranger: >.>
You: Only of you live on Drury Lane.
You: Otherwise, I will call you Betty.
Stranger: Darn!!! I just moved from that street
You: It’s OK, Betty, I’m sure you’ll make new friends soon.
You: Like me!
Stranger: Yay
Stranger: o.o why am I Betty
You: Because that is the name that Jesus gave you.
You: And if you want to call Jesus wrong…well…he’ll still love you, maybe.
Stranger: I want to be bacon
You: Fine, you will be Sailor Bacon.
Stranger: D: ok
You: Well, Sailor, I guess I get to choose a new name too. How about Captain Fluffykins?
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Next
You: Commander Doughboy?
Stranger: General bologna!!!
You: General Bologna, I like it.
You: So, Mr. Bacon, what is our first task?
Stranger: Take over antartica
You: Right. We’ll show those damn peguins who is boss!
You: Now, where did I park the Aluminum Falcon?
Stranger: No we need the penguins
You: Ah, enslave the peguins, right.
Stranger: We will give put laser beams on their heads
You: Fine idea, lad! I knew there was a reason I stopped you from being stabbed to death by the King of Jellybeans!
Stranger: D: he was going to stab me
You: Indeed he was.
You: The King of Jellybeans does not play.
Stranger: Gentlemen! We will elimanted the king
You: Take over the Jellybean Kingdom? Are you mad?!?
Stranger: With the penguins
You: The peguins! Genius!
Stranger: Penguins are like spec ops it will be easy
You: Then we shall play a rousing game of Magic the Gathering on the king’s nubile young virgin queen’s belly!
Stranger: o.o ok?
You: Yes!
Stranger: I want to be king.
You: Sir, I am your superior. I shall be King.
Stranger: It was my plan! And the penguins are on my side
You: Well, there is only one way to settle this…a silverware duel! Grab your fork and ready yourself!
Stranger: I also have 6 whales
You: I have Wales.
Stranger: Psh
You: I shall tear out your heart and feed it to your daughter!
Stranger: Ok ok how about this
Stranger: You get to be king but I keep the queen
You: K, you can take her. She’s ugly, there’s a reason she’s married and a virgin.
Stranger: XD plastic surgery for the win
You: Hmm…good point.
You: So…is the duel off?
Stranger: Ya
You: Good, now I can put my clothes back on.
Stranger: WTF >.>
You: It helps me to manuever.
Stranger: Right….
You: And…umm…
Stranger: D: I have work tomorrow morning
You: Yo, stranger, I respect you, I’mma let you finish, but this is the best conversation of all time! OF ALL TIME!
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Quality of chats on Omegle has never been lower. There are so many better sites on the web now- http://www.gettingrandom.com is one, http://www.iddn.com is another. Omegle has jumped the shark in my opinion. Bots suck!
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new personal hobby, logging onto Omegle and failing the Turing test.
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You: i’m looking for a guy to get on cam with me
Stranger: im a guy i have a cam
Stranger: how old are you young lady?
You: i’m 12
Stranger: im 19
You: is that okay?
Stranger: of coarse
You: pedo
You: Lol
You: i’m 12 for godsake
Stranger: i dont care are you spanish?
You: I’m not spanish.
You: are you?
Stranger: why did you say pedo?
You: because i was about to get nude on cam
Stranger: idc
Stranger: im not gonna rap you
Stranger: im a good guy
Stranger: i go to church
Stranger: im looking for a young girl like you
You: hmm
Stranger: i love young pussy
You: NOTICE TO CHATTER: The Federal Bureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violation of U.S. law. If you think this chat session was logged in error, please call your local F.B.I. office and quote the reference number #89434510. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor.
Stranger: do you like old dick?
You: I’ve never seen any
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You: howdy
Stranger: hei stranger
You: hello
You: what’s it like being “stranger”?
Stranger: hehehehe
Stranger: f/m?
You: I’m a “You”
You: but mostly m
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: but in here your name a stranger
Stranger: hehehehehe
You: oh my!
Stranger: well,, whts your name?
You: I must have a second personality
Stranger: hhhahahaha
You: dammit man… he’s following me everywhere I go
You: It’s always this “Stranger” guy people see, not the real me :O
You: My real name isn’t of any importance on the internet
Stranger: eh?
You: You asked for my name? right?
Stranger: yes
You: Let’s just keep it at “You” to keep it easy
You: oh no that’s kinda complicating for me, because I have to call you “you”. I would then be callling you me
Stranger: hahhhhaha
You: and then I would be talking to myself all the time!
You: anyways, how’s it going?
Stranger: good
Stranger: u?
You: nice
You: me too
You: kinda boring though =/
Stranger: how old r u?
You: 17
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He left as soon as I mentioned my age, lol.
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Um, does anyone know if its in the realm of possibility for a creep to actually track your ID address when chatting? one guy i was talking with said he did and frankly, i think i peed myself a little bit. he was scary.
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Ok, nevermind. I just met a guy from india on the same site, and he said it was imposable. at least, i THINK he was from india. Its not verry funny, I guess, but heres the conversation, anyway. Its totally true, btw.
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You: hi
Stranger: hii
You: last guy was a creep
Stranger: i see …
Stranger: i hope i m not …
Stranger: but let me look at me again
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: ok i m not
Stranger: 🙂
You: he said he could get my IP adress! is this possable! (lol,btw 🙂
Stranger: no it is not possible ..
Stranger: see unless u open some link he sent .. or
Stranger: installed software (code) he sent to you
You: whew! thank goodness! thanks!
Stranger: u welcome ..
Stranger: ?
Stranger: so where r u from
You: alaska. seriosly.
You: and u?
Stranger: i m from india …
Stranger: i m a software engineer here
You: no really! seariosly! 😮
Stranger: seriously
You: whats it like there?
Stranger: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
Stranger: it is great
Stranger: sometime i hate my job …
Stranger: but at other .. i love it at its extreem
You: its pretty cold here. it snowed yesterday, a little bit.
Stranger: oh that way 🙂
Stranger: 🙂
Stranger: it is hot humid weather
You: and don’t even get me started on the polar bears… i fought back three last night, and i fully expect more to come this evening, ready to do battle again. its a constant struggle here….
You: the skiing is nice, too.
Stranger: i see … skiing is great
Stranger: may i know ur name my friend
You: Todd.
Stranger: why there is double “d”
You: dunno. ask my parents 🙂
Stranger: bro … u must know
Stranger: after all its ur name dear
You: its not really unusual, I gues. did I mention I know sarah palin? well, ive met here, anyway. at the store.
You: her, i mean
Stranger: i dont know her 🙂
You: yeah, i don’t think shes been to india yet 🙂 she wnet to china just a few weeks ago, though.
Stranger: hmm …
Stranger: is she sexy?
You: oohhhh yes ;D. google her. now. you wont regret it!
You: you really dont know who sarah palin is?
Stranger: yes .. i dont know
You: she was the vice presidential canidate last year, for the republicans. but to be honest, she isnt very smart. sometimes makes an ass of herself on TV.
You: some people say thats why the democrats, and Barak Obama, won the presidency.
You: p.s. have you googled her yet?
Stranger: i see thats great
You: 😀 huh? huh? sexy, amirite?!
Stranger: listen bro
Stranger: i need to go
Stranger: it is nice talking to you
You: OK bye! the poler bears a probably coming agian anyway.
You: gotta set up the barricades.
Stranger: ok bye bye
I think scared him a little…
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Chat with gay Canadian
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Stranger: hey
You: asl
You: hello
Stranger: 18 gay m
You: good atlst a gay…what mor you need…
You: have you seen milk
You: milk by sean penn
Stranger: yeah
You: i am male not gay….
You: but loved the movie
Stranger: kool
You: it increased my respect towards your community
You: from???
Stranger: that’s awesome
Stranger: i’m from canada
You: am from india…here gay still taboo
Stranger: aw, that sucks
You: but we all are fighting for you….i mean each have their right to live and enjoy life…
Stranger: awesome
You: so who is your partner
You: i mean what you both do stu or pro
Stranger: i don’t have one yet
You: reaally the it really sucks
You: i can’t be…but hope you you have a caring partner
Stranger: awww, thx so much 🙂
You: by the way…in india we have managed to pass a bill of right under section 377 to make gay relationship legal
You: are you there
You: ????
Stranger: yeah, srry
Stranger: that’s good
You: thats ok…
You: only one question out of curiosity…..
Stranger: yeah?
You: what u find offensive about girls…they are beautiful creatures….
Stranger: they’re not offensive, i just don’t find them atractive
You: attractive you mean sexually
Stranger: yeah
You: thats very strange… doent big boobs don’t make you crazy???
Stranger: no
You: do you have any girl friend
Stranger: like you mean just friends that are female?
You: yeah,,obviously
Stranger: yes
Stranger: infact, i find it easier to be around just friend girls, than just friend guys
Stranger: it”s easier to be more open around girls
Stranger: well, for me anyway
You: honestly i my perspective you are one of the lucky guy
Stranger: lol thx
Stranger: 🙂
You: as an advice as a stranger friend….omegle is full of guys but… most of them are searching for girls
Stranger: yeah, bummer:(
You: what is bummer
Stranger: i HAVE met some gay guys on here, but it’s a rare occurence
Stranger: a bummer is like a dissappointment
You: yeah right… and the most bummmer is when you introduce and only slangs come flying the other way
Stranger: i don’t find slangs as much of a bummer for me
Stranger: i guess i’m just more used to them
You: why got used to it
You: i guessed it right
You: i mean do your parents know about this
Stranger: yeah
You: so what was their initial reaction
Stranger: my mom was ok with it, but i’m still not quite sure about my dad
Stranger: i’m pretty sure he’s ok with it 2, though
You: it might be hard on him first….he will also get used to it later on
Stranger: yeah, i’m pretty sure
You: so….saw broke back moutain…heathledger gave awsome performance…
Stranger: so true
Stranger: lol
You: ok…what is “lol”…i mean i am alien to such lingo
Stranger: lolo means “laugh out loud”
Stranger: lol* srry
You: ok….now whats that
Stranger: lol, not lolo, that was just a typo
You: ohh….
You: hehehe
You: so…did you try to find your partner
Stranger: not so much just yet, i just came out a few months ago
You: from where
Stranger: no, “came out” means i came out of the closet, which means I told people i was gay
Stranger: when someone hasn’t told anybody, they are called “in the closet”
You: ohh..that i think was a very brave thing to do
Stranger: lol thx
You: you know i too am an introvert …..find dificulty to talk to girls….got no gf
You: ttyping and writing comes easily….but while taking its like my cock gets struck in my throat
You: i meantalking
Stranger: woah, lol
You: yeah lol
You: i think we can help each other as a friend
You: you teach me about girls
You: i about boys
Stranger: lol i don’t really need to learn about guys, because i AM one, remember
Stranger: ?
You: ok then its one way…
You: you to me about girls…my task become easier
Stranger: lol
Stranger: ok
Stranger: what do you want to know?
You: the very basics…how to approachthem…wht they expect…
Stranger: well…
You: frankly i am not a hunk or well built guy…
You: i am a modified version of a couch potato
Stranger: lol, me 2
You: lol
You: is it cold right now at canada…what is the time
Stranger: girls (and most gay guys, lol) like guys who are very confident in them selves
You: i mean what type of confidence….
Stranger: like open, and not really shy
Stranger: u know what i mean?
You: like going in from of a strange beautiful lady and tell right on her face i loike her and want to have sex with her…this sort of confidence…
Stranger: NO!!!
You: then???
Stranger: don’t tell her you want to have sex woth her!!!!!
Stranger: with*
Stranger: that’s creepy
You: ok then rule no 1… do not try to tell about sex
Stranger: telling a girl you want to have sex with her right when you meet her makes you look like a pervert
You: ok…ok
You: get it
Stranger: and girls (well, most girls) don’t like perverts
You: get it
You: then give me a scenario that works
Stranger: what do you mean?
You: like how do you introduce yourself
Stranger: well, first say hi, or hello or whatever, then tell her your name….
Stranger: but be confident, don’t be shy
You: ok..getting it…go on
Stranger: then, ask her what her name is
Stranger: to tell you the truth, i don’t really know how to talk to girls, i’ve never really had any practice
Stranger: i’ll do the best i can though
You: i think its easy for you…you go to themm…say you are gay …and you become one of them ….as they feel safer with you…..i think its their insecurity towards us which make us more vulnerable to them
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i think so
Stranger: but like, even with guys, i haven’t really tried getting a guy or dating yet, so…
You: this thread is has become hell long …and i dont even know your name
Stranger: lol, i’m *******
You: mine *********…and you are 18 right…you still have plenty of opportunities ahead
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: brb
You: now whats brb
Stranger: brb means “be right back”
Stranger: i just have to go to the bathroom
You: ok….are u onorkut…or facebook
You: are u back
Stranger: k, i’m back
Stranger: no, i don’t have anything really
Stranger: no facebook, or anything
You: why…still breaking your shell
You: i mean we can be in contact….
Stranger: ok, i have to tell you the truth,
Stranger: i lied
Stranger: i’m not 18
You: ok then how much
Stranger: i’m only 15. i just said i was older because i thought you would feel wierd talking to a kid 😥
Stranger: i’m sorry
You: no..no its like you are my brother right
Stranger: lol true
You: do you have siblings
Stranger: yeah, i have a sister
You: is she youngr or older than you
Stranger: she’s older
You: does she knows about ur preference
Stranger: yeah
You: so is encouraging or bit like dad
Stranger: btw, i want to tell yo that i DO have a facebook account, i just dind’t tell you i did because i didn’t want you to find out i lied
Stranger: you*
Stranger: yeah she is ok with it
You: what is *
Stranger: *means you made a spelling mistake
You: see its completely ok to lie at omegle…but i didn’t lie….
You: you are taking to strangers right…its better to play safe
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: i’m still sorry though
You: thats ok…. i think its brave enough for you at this age to express yourself this clearly….if i were u i couldn’t have done it
Stranger: well, in canada it’s easier because people are more accepting
You: ok…is ur name not fake right
Stranger: no, my name is ******
Stranger: *********
You: fackbook account has this name….
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: my picture is a yellow star-type thing
You: i mean do not find it offensive would u accept my invitation
Stranger: sure
Stranger: like you said, we’re like brothers now
You: great….
You: lol
Stranger: lol 🙂
You: as a brother a single advice…at this age are you still pretty sure
Stranger: yeah, i’m positive
You: about your preference….i mean by the time u r 21 it might change…
You: if positive then its ok…..if not then also its ok for me
You: we bro now right
Stranger: yeah
You: what do you want to be when you grow up
Stranger: um….
Stranger: i think i want to be a musician
You: like mozart…or MJ
Stranger: yeah kind of
Stranger: i play the piano and i sing so…
You: awesome…
You: so do not disconnnect… i am parallely opening facebook to search you
Stranger: kk
You: here in india…the bandwidhts are low hece opening two pages at a time makes the browing slow
Stranger: that sucks
You: yeah….now what do u study
Stranger: just normal school stuff, english, math, science, social studies, that kind of stuff
You: i mean whats your fav sub
Stranger: oh, music for sure!! 🙂
You: what type of music
You: ok…what is your subheading at face book
Stranger: what do you mena?
Stranger: mean*
You: means there are lots of terrence
You: full name
Stranger: my picture looks like a yellow star-type thing, so it should be pretty easy to find
You: ther are 500 results
Stranger: my name is **********
You: still finding
You: 106 results
Stranger: k, wait, what is your name? maybe i can find you faster
You: ok ***************
Stranger: got it
You: **************
You: do it have a ny photo
Stranger: just a sec, i’ll check
You: i have a photo with green t shirt
Stranger: there is only one person with that name
Stranger: it is a guy with a blue and green shirt. is that you?
Stranger: kk got it
You: are you sending joinng request
Stranger: yeah
You: didnt get any…
Stranger: hmmmm, try refreshing the page
You: yeah tried ….have any e mail id
Stranger: no
You: ohhh…
You: ok try ****************
You: in facebook
You: what is your network in facebook
Stranger: westview secondary school
You: is ********8 your friend
You: sorry *******
Stranger: um…….
Stranger: yes
Stranger: what does my profile picture look like?
You: *************
Stranger: ywah, that’s me
Stranger: heah*
Stranger: yeah*
You: her connection is failing
Stranger: really??
Stranger: that’s wierd
You: approval send….
You: did you get it
You: ???
Stranger: not yet
You: did you find mine
You: my email id : **************
Stranger: it says it sent the request
You: yeah it has sent the request
You: mail your request to me
Stranger: my computer is screwed up
Stranger: that’s the problem
You: how is it screwed up….
Stranger: fecebook is broken or something
Stranger: facebook*
Stranger: idk, it’s not working
You: do you have orkut account
Stranger: that’s wierd, because everything is working fine
Stranger: weird*
You: ok…you can try after wards……now lets chat as strangers
Stranger: lol k
Stranger: what time is it in india?
You: 6.19 pm
Stranger: oh
You: there
Stranger: it’s about 5:30 here
You: am or pm
Stranger: am
You: are you a early riser or were u browing whole night
Stranger: i’ve been up all night, and yet i’m not tired at all
You: good…it will come handy…. but you might gradaully loose hair..so try to have so sleep
Stranger: lol ok
You: how do your friends treat you at school
Stranger: nood
Stranger: good*
You: your lucky
You: here gay life is a hell
Stranger: yeah, but i think again it’s because canada is mor eaccepting
You: yeah….developed country with good attitude
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: do you personaly know any gay people?
You: personally…one of my uncles friend
You: but had rare occations to meet him
You: you see here its far mor terrible than you possilbly can think
Stranger: yeah, but at least it’s getting better though, right?
You: here gay is treated as a pshchological disease
Stranger: yeah, i HATE that!!!!!!!!!
You: right i too….but circumstances forces us too
Stranger: what circumstances?
Stranger: brb
You: again toilet
You: ok me too
You: lol
Stranger: no, my cat wanted to go outside
You: ok….lol
Stranger: lol
You: whats your cats name
Stranger: mojo
You: mojo the villain in powerpuff girls right
Stranger: woah, how did you know that?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
You: it used to be aired here in the cartoon networks…while i was akid
Stranger: lol
You: i loved watching it
You: my best cartoon was dexter’s laboratory
Stranger: lol, we don’t have those cartoons anymore
Stranger: wait, how old are you??
You: yeah now only some chinese cartoons are shown…my bro now 9 loves watching them
You: my age is ***
Stranger: oh cool
You: to be precise around ****
Stranger: lol i didn’t know that
You: hey i too was teenager once
Stranger: no, i know
Stranger: lol
You: yeah..lol
You: so do you watch them now….
You: or surf only pornographic sites on net
Stranger: i don’t want to tell you
You: ok…your wish..
Stranger: lol
You: lol
You: hey its not a big issue…canada or india…teenagers remain teenagers
Stranger: teehee true
Stranger: lol i’m blushing
You: now is blushing means shying
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: lol
You: hey…guess what u are a man with a heart of woman….hence blushing no big deal right
Stranger: lol
You: yeah..lol
Stranger: that’s another thing, people need to stop refering to gay men as women. it’s insulting
You: so are u going to share this conversation with ur family
Stranger: no
Stranger: are you?
You: hey you are not woman …you know that…me too
You: i mean why… ??? not even ur sis
Stranger: no, it’s none of their business
Stranger: wait, you mean share the entire conversation with my family?
Stranger: like, the ENTIRE conversation?
You: no way….bro
Stranger: lol bro
You: am i crazy
Stranger: lol which part of the conversation then?
You: but you must be more comfortable…then the shel will completely break…i mean they are your most imp ones…not me ofcourse …i am still a stranger
You: frankly…i will save this conversation..and keep it in my personal folders
Stranger: i might do that too
You: these hours has truly been a remarkable experience…right
Stranger: yeah, it made me understand things about my self and i learned somethings too
You: when u become a musician…..you should send me some of ur original scores
Stranger: lol, i don’t really write music, i just play it
You: ok..then record them… send a few
You: if you wish…
Stranger: ok, i might do that
You: so now is your vacations…or your school is open
Stranger: no, i have school 2day
Stranger: actually, i’ve been away from school this past week for medical reasons, so oi really need to go back
You: then without sleep u might end up doozing in the class
Stranger: I8
Stranger: i*
You: do you read story books
Stranger: yeah, not very often though
You: ohhh…
You: do yo have other pets
Stranger: no
Stranger: i used to have a fish, but it died within a week
You: ohh sad…was it a gold fish or another type
Stranger: ummm, i think it was a betta fish
You: ohh…i am not so familiar with fishes…sorry
Stranger: lol that’s ok, neither am i
You: lol
You: so whats for breakfast today
Stranger: i don’t usually eat breakfast
Stranger: i don’t usually have time
You: same as mine…lol
You: but now my colleg on vaction….so have some now
Stranger: you’re lucky
You: thks
Stranger: lol
You: ok….last day while i was chatting encounter a brazilian woman….she was so horny…that she might have come out of the terminal…..
Stranger: lol
You: i mean normally chatting like today…is a very rare occasion
Stranger: yeah, i know what you mean
You: so canada is ahuge country…where do you live there
Stranger: i live in B.C
You: expand it pls
Stranger: British Columbia
You: ohh…
You: am basically from calcutta…presently at bangalore
Stranger: that’s cool
You: cool …but weather hot
Stranger: it is really cold in canada
Stranger: it hardly ever gets hot
You: what is your local temp. there
You: right
You: you are in northern hemps…we are near equator
Stranger: about 25 celcius
Stranger: celsius*
Stranger: brb
You: is it min…and u dont have to correct every typo….unless it sounds totally weird
You: ok…
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You: Does P=NP?
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Stranger: m/f?
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Stranger: male or female?
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Stranger: omg
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Stranger: horny girl with webcam?
You: HI.
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Stranger: i want a mistress
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You: do you know…… the muffin man?
Stranger: hi!
Stranger: nope
You: awww
Stranger: are you muffin man?
You: no…
You: im his son
Stranger: lol
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You: Hey.
Stranger: helloo
You: The name’s John. John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt. Yours?
Stranger: thats my name too , when ever i go out the people always shout John Jacob Jingleheimer-Schmidt.
Stranger: hahahaa
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Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u wath barney haha
Stranger: sorry my “c” somethings dont work
You: That’s fine. Also, Barney’s never been something I’ve enjoyed. Not even as a child.
Stranger: me either hahah he annoys me
You: I’ve always felt that he was a pedophile in a giant purple dinosaur suit. I think my suspicions are pretty accurate.
Stranger: i think so too the creep haha
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Stranger: where u from?
You: The gunshine state. (Florida looks like a gun.)
Stranger: oh u are tanned then
Stranger: me likes
You: I suppose. The sun doesn’t allow for much paleness, but it happens.
Stranger: hahah .. are u male or female
You: I was born a female, and still am a female.
Stranger: haaha
You: What about you?
Stranger: im female
Stranger: your very sarcastic hahaha same as me
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Stranger: yeah it is
Stranger: so how old are you
You: Eh, 17. You?
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You: Awesome. You too.
Stranger: haha bye
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You: This is Paul from Omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behaviour traced to your IP address. Your internet service provider will be alerted within the next 24 hours.
Paul
1(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.
If you feel you have received this message in error, type 1 to connect to an Omegle representative.
Stranger: 1
You: Hi! I’m Jason, please state you question(s) and/or concerns.
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: so what is the problem with lewd or innapropriate actions?
You: Ah, I see sir. We’ve received a few complaints from other members traced to this IP address regarding inappropriate behavior and in some instances sexual solicitations of minors.
Stranger: Excuse me?
You: Well, sir we have logs. Would you like to see the log of one of these conversations?
Stranger: yes please
You: Very well, sir. Please give me a moment to look up our logs of your IP address.
Stranger: Allright
You: Sir, who is the owner of the computer you are using?
Stranger: The university i attend
You: Well then, sir, I am afraid to inform you that if the computer is under your name, then the IP address is associated with it and you will be held responsible.
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: Could you tell me
Stranger: what is my IP adress?
You: ok
Stranger: It could be someone else on the line, and not me?
You: I’m afraid I cant give out I.P info, as the police are on there way to trace it and make an arrest.
Stranger: Which police would these be?
You: I cant give out info, sir.
Stranger: Well, your complaints are completely unwarranted
You: Just answer there questions and I’m sure you’ll be ok.
Stranger: And, I am yet to see the logs of the conversation you are referring to.
Stranger: Show me these so called logs.
You: ok
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You: ASL
Stranger: m
You: Wanna see my teenage t**s on webcam?
You: 14/f/uk
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: no webcam here
You: Want to see mine though?
You: I am so horny!
Stranger: picture
You: I will do whatever you say
Stranger: if you have
You: I don’t have pics but I have cam
You: What’s your MSN addy?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tell me yours
Stranger: I add you now
You: No
You: I can’t accept
You: My MSN is f***ed up
You: I can only add people
Stranger: ok
Stranger: harrywanttomakefriends@live.cn
You: Thank you! Your email adress is now going all over the internet!
You: Thank you and you’re also being reported as a pedofile
Stranger: as you like
Stranger: lol
Stranger: That is not a log of me
Stranger: nice attempt at a prank my friend
You: Well you’ll be ok… then.
Stranger: Keep in mind, I am a minor myself
Stranger: You are now harassing me
You: This backfired lol
Stranger: Hahaha
You: hahaahha
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Stranger: hello
You: Hello child.
You: I am god.
Stranger: ok, just nice. 🙂
You: Yes, you have questions for me.
Stranger: Have you aleays been god
You: Yes
Stranger: Why I am a live?
Stranger: Whats my favorit animal?
You: I got bored listening to a Weezer CD, one day. So I felt like making a new soul.
You: You don’t have a favorite animal.
Stranger: you’re right
You: So what else will you ask me?
Stranger: Do you having sex?
Stranger: ever?
You: Everyone is my child, so if I were to have sex then that would be pedophilia and that would be wrong.
Stranger: you are smart 🙂
You: Of course my child, I am god.
Stranger: I’d like to took with you but I have to go 😦
You: I know. Its okay.
You: Bye Satan!
Stranger: bye.
You: See you at Chistmas!
You: Jesus is bringing the beer!
Stranger: yeah Dad
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You: JESUS IS THAT YOU!?
Stranger: No this is Spongebob!
You: BUT BUT BUT!
Stranger: Jesus is on a business trip.
You: God damn!
You: Wrong time again!
Stranger: Sir, visiting hours are between 5-7. I’M READY!
You: :O IM COMING FOR YOU SPONGEBOB!
You: I’ll bring my spongebob pyjamas!
Stranger: SLEEPOVER!
You: Partayy!
Stranger: I’ll get some hookers!
You: Since Jesus is away, i say we go drinking and definitely get the hookers!
Stranger: Sweet i’ll invite Buddah.
You: Awesome! I’ll make sure that the Rabbi drops by with a few crates of beer!
Stranger: OYVAY!
You: As i recall, he bought the last lot with proceeds from charity…
Stranger: Naw, that was his crack money
You: Awhh man!
You: I could have smoked that!
Stranger: O.K. since were gona get drunk, how far can stick a hot dog down your throat?
You: Ummm…well, the last person to do that was the preist during confessions!
Stranger: Oh, my bad
Stranger: I pose as a priest sometimes
You: I pose as a nun
Stranger: Transvestite much?
You: Well, best of both worlds!
Stranger: Hannah Montana!?
You: Miley!
You: Blatantly 😀
Stranger: I’d tap that o.o
You: I have!
You: Sideways 😉
Stranger: lol u wish
You: Mebbe!
You: What would she want with a virgin nun? when Jesus wants her!
Stranger: she wouldnt want a virgin nun, ur a dude!
You: pahaha…are you sure?
Stranger: yeah
You: haha 🙂 hi5
You: Love to drop the confuse bomb
Stranger: lol i no ur a dude
You: haha 🙂 so are you!
Stranger: yeah i am
Stranger: i never denied it
You: I saw the pictures…
Stranger: shit…
You: I know right!
Stranger: im sorry he paid me!
You: How much!?
Stranger: 36347458w48968dsjgwdui
You: :0
Stranger: I NO!
You: Shiiihiittt give me his number!
You: I have incest pics for him to put up!
Stranger: 773-202-LUNA
You: *dials
Stranger: *picks up
Stranger: SUP!~
You: Do you like scary movies?
Stranger: that depends, do u like being watched?
You: Only when having intercourse. What’s your favourite scary movie?
Stranger: scary movie 3
Stranger: lol
You: haha!
You: I got owned 😐
Stranger: oh snap
Stranger: its on!
You: She was your mother you know! God damn.
Stranger: i need to c the shining
You: Don’t we all….
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2009-11-04
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Stranger: 17 f us wanna trade nudes?
You: but I have all of them
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You: where you located
Stranger: Finland
You: wasn’t that apart of Russia once upon a time?
Stranger: yeah and sweden also
You: fucking communists.
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You: You have one post to impress me. Go!
Stranger: Meh, you’re not worth impressing.
You: Hah, you just earned respect
Stranger: I know. It’s what I expected to happen.
You: Do the letters “xkcd” mean anything to you?
Stranger: They mean a webcomic to me, so yes.
You: Yay!!!
You: Is that how you heard about this site?
Stranger: No, I found out about this on a forum.
You: Oh. Well, I’m still jazzed that you know xkcd.
Stranger: Thanks. It’s rather popular, though.
You: I suppose. Still, anyone who doesn’t write “asl” or “cock” is a nice change on here.
Stranger: But the people who do can be entertaining at times.
You: Entertaining at first, annoying soon thereafter.
You: So, you’ve already impressed me.
You: Got anything interesting to share?
Stranger: Not off hand, no.
You: Eh, that’s okay. Did you read today’s xkcd?
Stranger: Not yet, no. I haven’t been home much today. Been busy with my job.
You: It’s a good one. Sparked quite a bit of religious debate on the forums.
Stranger: Oh boy… There’s nothing like a good old religious debate.
You: Agreed.
Stranger: How heated did it get?
You: There was no eye-gouging, but quite a bit of mocking and name-calling. And then there are the people who jump in to debate about whether or not we should be debating.
You: But we’re all just big nerds at heart, so it’s in good fun.
Stranger: It’s not like non-nerd read xkcd. 😛
You: I’m happy with nerd status. We make the most money down the road 😉
Stranger: Or live in your mom’s basement for the next 40 years playing DnD. 😛
You: Yeah, it does tend to be one or the other.
Stranger: Got a 50-50 chance. Flip a coin to find out?
You: Which is heads and which is tails?
Stranger: We’ll have to do an experiment across the nerd demographic to see which one favors success and which favors success at basement dwelling.
You: Success is in the eye of the beholder, after all.
Stranger: Exactly. Social success or personal success are two vastly different things.
You: Unless you’re extremely lucky. Or find a way to make a living at DnD.
Stranger: Or both!
You: 🙂
You: Thanks for this conversation, Stranger, but I really should be getting back to work. You are not in the least a disappointment. Congrats
Stranger: Thanks. Good luck with work then.
You: Same to you, mate
You: COCK!
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Stranger: 23 m Tx here..in for a horny chat? my gf is away..n m sexually high
You: well get ready cowboy, because your about to ride the rodeo of your life 😉
Stranger: hell yea…
Stranger: asl first
You: 15/F/NY
Stranger: fuckin hell yea…make me bigger than the empire state gurl…
Stranger: can u?
You: idk, how big are you know?
Stranger: 13
Stranger: ”
You: I think that’ll do 😉
Stranger: m already halfway thru..
Stranger: make me cum all over u sweetheart
You: not yet, im still in my clothes
You: speaking of, are you wearing anything right now?
Stranger: jus a red naked brief….
Stranger: wat r u wearin sexy?
You: just a small baby t and some boyshorts
You: but before we get started
You: tell me how freaky you are willing to get
Stranger: if u wish, i can be dirty beyond ur wildest imaginations….
Stranger: its ur call
You: oooo, i can tell im going to like this
Stranger: so wat is it going to be?
Stranger: a clean ride or a dirty ride?
You: well, your briefs are going to need to come off first
Stranger: u wearin nethin inside ur shorts n shirt?
You: off course not
Stranger: r u wet?
You: now that you mention it, i am
Stranger: coz i am gettin cockier as the time passes by …
You: might as well take off the shorts
Stranger: nooo..
Stranger: not yet
You: ok
Stranger: lets take it slowly
You: tell me where to begin
Stranger: i’ll strt darling…
Stranger: i want u to be more hornier than my gf…
Stranger: i haven had sex since last 3 days..n now i cant wait..
Stranger: r u ready to be sexed up?
You: yes i am
Stranger: Our eyes meet…I slowly advanced towards you, my breathing quickens…
Stranger: I growl like a sexualy frustrated beast!
You: im liking this so far
You: but could we speed it up, i feel like im going to burst
Stranger: plzz dont baby…
Stranger: I run across the room and jump on top of you…
Stranger: i turn you over, and rub your back slowly
You: oooo, aggressive yet sensual, i like
Stranger: darling…i wanna make u wet first…
You: your doing one hell of a job
You: but tell me, wats your body like
Stranger: I gently caress your tender bottom till u strt moaning softly
Stranger: m 5′ 11″ fair..brown eyes…. to be honest sorta muscular…
Stranger: hows urs?
Stranger: darling..u there?
You: 5’3″, I’m pale, but not in a disgusting way, I have brown, wavy hair, and I’m a b cup, but still developing
Stranger: its ok sweetheart..what matters is..r u horny at the moment?
You: you bet your hot ass i am
Stranger: i have had the tough 3 days of my life…i hope u’ll treat me nice aight?
You: well, the wait will be worth it, and you will have to wait no longer
You: we are now in the bedroom
You: i remove your briefs slowly as i gently kiss your throbbing cock
Stranger: I gently caress your tender bottom till u strt moaning softly
You: strip me, and then hold me tightly
Stranger: I pin you down and let loose an evil hissing sound
Stranger: i strt gettin a hardo like never before…
Stranger: my throbbing cock on ur back makes u even more wet
You: baby, i don’t think i can get any wetter
You: before we start, i want to get a little… kinky
Stranger: u cant stop squirming….
Stranger: baby..take it easy….
Stranger: m thr wit u all the way….
You: hold on, i just want to do something that will make this way more fun
Stranger: ya baby..m holding onto u..bitin ur neck off…
You: i walk over to my purse and grab something out of it
You: its a blindfold and some handcuffs
Stranger: wow baby…i didn expect this…
You: it might seem intimidating, but it’ll make you cum the hardest you will ever cum
Stranger: its going to be fun..
Stranger: make it even kinkier sweetie
You: i apply the blindfold to you, making sure i rub as much as my body as i can while doing so
You: i then lay you down, my ass against your cock as i handcuff you to the bed post
Stranger: u r all covered with sweat…i feel like lickin each n evry drop of it…u r dripping all over me….
You: hold on, things are about to get even hotter
Stranger: a sweet smeel emanates frm a sexy figure…
Stranger: ok darling
You: i get off one more time before i get a secret item that will make sure you never forget this
Stranger: go on my sweetiepie
You: Hi, my name is Chris Hansen, would you like to explain to me why you where about to have sex with an underage girl?
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Stranger: hi, how are you?
You: that was WAY TOO QUICK.
Stranger: kewl, yah same.
You: AS WAS THAT
Stranger: Here is my tinypic album, do you think i’m hot? 🙂
You: turing test you fail.
Stranger: Crap, my roomate wants the computer! If you want, add me as a friend and send me a msg here: (profile is amanda471), I got a few nudes up there, and my cell 🙂
Really now, people? Really?
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You: Hi.
Stranger: asl=bye
You: I was just about to do the same thing.
Stranger: hi
You: …
You: …? ^^
You: But I just type, “No.” “=.=””.
You: Just in case.
You: :3
Stranger: hahaha
You: One person said, “JELLYBEAN?”.
Stranger: naah guess it’s simple. asl is bye
Stranger: yeah!
You: I met that one twice, I think…
You: …
You: …? ^^;;;
Stranger: ive had him three times!
You: I see.
You: 😛
You: Maybe it’s a secret code.
You: …
You: …? 😮
Stranger: i have to ask: where are you? maybe that’s got something to do with it
Stranger: true.
Stranger: let’s google it
You: http://blag.xkcd.com/2009/04/03/omegle/
You: …
You: …? ^^;;;
Stranger: hah yeah
You: Read the long Conversation.
You: XDDD
Stranger: there are more long ones
You: The first one.
You: :SSS
You: I just finished it.
You: ^^
Stranger: oh right haha
Stranger: they’re all old
Stranger: back in september
Stranger: so you can’t have just finished it
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Stranger: hi
Stranger: china here
You: Hi
You: Bob here
You: 😀
Stranger: where ya fr?
Stranger: i mean im chinese, my name is hao
You: My name is Bob.
You: Hello.
Stranger: hella
Stranger: nice to meet ya
Stranger: where you from?
You: Canada.
Stranger: kewl
You: I see a moose outside my window.
Stranger: moose or mouse?
You: moose.
You: Eh, they’re always eating our shrubs.
Stranger: oh,.
Stranger: i got it
You: What types of animal has you got?
Stranger: massive
Stranger: let me c
Stranger: we have panda
Stranger: you know, its cute
You: Have you ever witnessed a wild panda attack?
Stranger: no. but i heard about that a panda which is sent to japan had attacked janapnese in zoo several years ago
You: Last year a panda got out of our zoo. I found it eating my shrubs. Then it attacked a moose. That was a bad day. The children are emotionally scarred…
You: They need therapy.
Stranger: oh,that sucks
You: I know.
You: It does.
You: That, it does.
You: Do you like snowcones, eh?
Stranger: what are they?
Stranger: i aint never heard about ’em befo’
You: They are balls of snow on top of cones.
You: With flavors like lemon….
You: Mmmm, lemon….
You: 😀
Stranger: a kind of food?
You: Yes.
Stranger: oh, thats why we chinese dun know.
You: And they’re one case where yellow snow ISN’T BAD!
You: 😀
Stranger: oh, ahah.
You: Ahah.
Stranger: by the way, do you have msn?
Stranger: zhuhaomiracle@msn.cn
Stranger: its mine
You: Do I have a zebra with earmuffs?
Stranger: eh.. let me c.. maybe not
You: Okay.
Stranger: its not as cold as candana in china
You: True, true…
Stranger: so many animals. dun exist in china at all
You: Like?
Stranger: some kind of bears
Stranger: i think they can only live in those cold surroundings
You: We have grizzly bears.
You: They also like to attack our mooses.
You: Those poor abused mooses…
Stranger: haha
Stranger: right
You: What’s so funny?
You: You laugh at the fact that mooses are being kicked around on a daily basis by grizzly bears and pandas?! Don’t even get me started on polar bears!!!
Stranger: those mooses are also the victories
You: No. Our mooses are like the awkward kid on the playground with thick-rimmed glasses and a runny nose!
You: It’s not funny!
You: We must save them, eh!
Stranger: alright , im sorry
You: You should be.
Stranger: yep.
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Stranger: show me your pussy ? i show mi pennis
You: I would like to but i have a penis too
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You: ASL?
Stranger: 16 f vancouver
You: how many conversations have you had on this?
Stranger: a couple.
Stranger: this is probably my 7th one.
You: what where the other 6 like?
Stranger: just small chat.
You: oh yeah about the weather?
Stranger: no.
You: then what?!
Stranger: just small chat. like hi how are you. and asl, do you have pictures.
Stranger: things like that.
You: is that what you say or them?
Stranger: them.
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Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: sup?
You: nm, u?
Stranger: just hangin
You: to the left or the right?
Stranger: left
You: sweet me too
You: *high five*
Stranger: 🙂
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Stranger: hey.>….
You: hey
Stranger: how u doin??
You: great
Stranger: gr8
You: yourself?
Stranger: good. im horny bitch from mars
Stranger: im a martian
Stranger: our race is the hottest
You: can Mars support life now? Tell me about your vanity-obbessed martian civilization..
Stranger: ya mars can u shud CUM there
You: oh haha! you meant “cum” as in ejaculate!
Stranger: but i think the wil giv u a visa only if u gt a big penis.
You: I am unfimilliar with the average martian genitalia size.
Stranger: how big is urs?
You: 7-8. i suppose.
Stranger: omg that huge. on mars we have only 0.5. thats biggest
Stranger: i think u still wudnt get the visa
Stranger: coz urs is gigantic
You: Mars or Asia? haha! zinger!
Stranger: i say cut it
Stranger: cut ur penis
You: hmm, we have a tradition on earth where we.. don’t.. do that.
You: well, live long and prosper horny space lady
Stranger: fcjuck
You: ^_^
Stranger: cfujck
You: your spelling is illogical.
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: u
You: well, you seem well equipped with earth slang!
You: amazing!
Stranger: suck my cock fuckbag
You: hmm, do the martian females have penises?
You: most peculiar..
Stranger: dude if i suck my own cock does that make me gay
Stranger: ????
You: it makes you pathetic.
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Stranger: Hey there.
You: STRANGER DANGER
Stranger: OMG WHERE
You: RIGHT THERE DO YOU SEE IT
Stranger: IT’S RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME
You: I KNOW IT’S IN FRONT OF ME TOO
You: THIS IS A DANGEROUS SITUATION
You: A STRANGEROUS DANGEROUS SITUATION
Stranger: CALL AN ADULT
You: CALL A POLICEMAN
Stranger: POLICEOFFICER. POLICEMAN IS POLITICALLY INCORRECT
You: I’M SORRY I WAS BLINDED BY THE DANGER
Stranger: IT’S BRIGHT
You: THE MORE DANGEROUS IT IS THE BRIGHTER IT GETS
Stranger: :O
You: THAT IS WHY IT IS SO BRIGHT
You: BECAUSE IT IS EXTREMELY DANGEROUS
Stranger: Haha
You: BE CAREFUL OF THE STRANGERS, STRANGER.
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You: salad fingers
You: do you know him?
Stranger: its kreepy
You: haha it’s great
Stranger: I cant watch it
You: i love it
Stranger: its just so creepy
You: i love all of them
You: they are hilarious
Stranger: how can u find it hilarious?
You: i don’t know, because it is?
Stranger: for me its not
You: which ones have you seen?
Stranger: the first 5
You: man, but those are awesome
You: what with hubert cumberdale and jeremy fisher
You: and nettles
You: and rusty spoons
You: and the such
You: it is practically a festival of horrific hilarity
Stranger: If you didnt know.. there is world other side of your computer screen too
You: oh i know
You: but
You: you’re the one talking to me on omegle
You: so
You: hmm
Stranger: oh bu w8 ur the one who is talking to me?
You: uh, yeah
You: doesn’t make a difference, really
Stranger: and I can give u a hint… there is no girls online today…
You: liar
You: i’m a girl
Stranger: no way
You: yeah way
You: i have been my whole life
Stranger: its like they say that then I see their penis in a webcam,,,
You: so
You: that’s gross
Stranger: orly!
You: why would a penis-girl even have a webcam
You: i wonder
Stranger: cuz they are exhibitionists
You: hey, so, if you’re webcamming with people, how old are you?
Stranger: 17…
Stranger: I wont show myself..
You: wooow and salad fingers creeps you out?
You: that’s kinda sad
Stranger: I watched it like 4 years ago…
Stranger: and I think its still creepy
You: i first saw it when i was in like 3rd grade or something
You: and i was fine
Stranger: but some think that beastility is sick some think that salad fingers is sick…
Stranger: its just that how u like to have ur salad…
You: i hate salad
You: i always have
You: i always will
Stranger: ok so thats why it doesnt creep u out…
You: but salad fingers is great
Stranger: I like salad, im vegetarian…
You: even though his fingers are not even salad
Stranger: and its just so fucking weird…
Stranger: and bananafingers is even worse…
You: yeah, but it’s fucking funny
You: and what’s bananafingers?
You: is it some rip-off of salad fingers?
Stranger: it is/was in the same site…
You: hmm is it?
You: i’ll have to look for it
You: right now
You: hmm
You: i saw no mention of bananafingers
You: not at all
Stranger: hmm maybe it has removed..
You: perhaps
You: so
You: vegetarian stranger
You: how is being a vegetarian?
You: i figure that being a omnivore is better
You: but i would like your opinion
Stranger: Animal and enviroment friendly
You: not environmently friendly unless you eat organic stuff
You: and not animal friendly as long as there are omnivores
Stranger: umm its more friendly than being a omnivore
You: since meat is still mass produced
You: it doesn’t matter if you eat it or not
You: just matters about the majority
You: and most people like meat
Stranger: but its like I think its grose that u eat like something that has been alive..
Stranger: actually…no
You: well
You: plants were alive
Stranger: In poor countries they dont have meat…
You: yes they do
You: they raise livestock
Stranger: not like everyday..
You: well
You: people don’t eat meat evetday
You: *everyday
You: i don’t
Stranger: most of the carnivores do…
You: well
Stranger: becouse meat is so fucking shitass cheap..
You: carnivores only eat meat
Stranger: and I think that its wrong
You: so they should eat it everyday
You: but omnivores don’t
Stranger: umm nobody could surviv with only meat…
You: carnivores can
You: that what are carnivore is
You: a creature that only eats meat
Stranger: potato is a fucking vegetable
Stranger: and so is bread.
You: what does that have to do with anything?
You: carnivores only eat meat. alright?
You: most humans are onmivores
You: so they eat eveything
You: *everything
Stranger: yeah but they are also called carnivores if they eat meat…
You: um, yeah, but that’s incorrect
Stranger: In my english book was like that…
Stranger: so I cant know everything..
You: well
You: you should learn some things on your own
You: i do
You: so i know suff like this
You: *stuff
Stranger: I know lots of stuff but nobody can know everything…
You: yeah
You: but you can know some of it
Stranger: and what soure you should turst and what not ot
You: my source?
You: many different books i’ve read
You: things i’ve seen
Stranger: I dont read boks…
You: well you should
Stranger: reading makes ppl stupider
You: not really
You: considering that when you read more you spell better
You: learn new words
You: new things
You: i think it’s pretty clear that reading is good
Stranger: what can u do with it if u cant use it?
You: you can know it
You: see
You: you think you can’t use it
Stranger: and be a wannabe smartguy?
You: it’s not a wannabe if you really are smart
You: and you know things
You: because you learned about them
You: from a book
Stranger: some people knows things that they havent read from anywhere…
You: yeah
Stranger: I call them to smart people..
You: you don’t learn everything from reading
You: but yuo can learn a lot
You: *you
You: and most of those “smart people” you know probably read what they know
You: it’s hard for good information to travel just by telling people
You: so things are written down
You: are people read them
You: and they learn about the things
You: and they tell more people about them
You: so?
You: you still think that reading makes you dumb?
Stranger: but like reading some fucking harry potter makes u smart?
Stranger: not
Stranger: its that what u read…
You: well
Stranger: If u read some new language u know then a new language but are u any smarter?
You: yeah, because now you know a new language
Stranger: so I can speak 4 languages.. am I smart?
Stranger: no im fucking retard
You: not if you don’t do anything with that knowledge
Stranger: I think that I would be smarter if I wouldnt never touch a book.
You: nope
You: i doubt it
You: becuase then everything anyone told you would be their opinion
You: *because
You: and that’s how you would view what they told you about
You: in their opinion
You: and you wouldn’t be able to develop your own opinion
You: since you only know what they told you
You: so? do you still swear off reading?
You: because you really shouldn’t
Stranger: also I have reading disorder..
You: alright
You: but just not reading won’t help that
You: it’ll probably make it worse
You: since you won’t find any way to make it better
You: ugh
You: i feel like a motivational speaker
Stranger: Lol but u shouldnt be like that…
You: like what?
Stranger: U didnt give me any motivation,,,
You: yeah, well, motivational speakers don’t either
Stranger: yea but why shoud u became a cheap cheater?
You: excuse me?
You: how am i a cheap cheater?
Stranger: I didnt say that u r but I said that u shouldnt became a on of them..
You: i don’t understand
You: how would i become a cheap cheater?
You: who would i be cheating?
Stranger: sorry I gottago…
You: alright..
Stranger: My laptops battery is dieing
Stranger: got 2more minutes..
You: okayyy
You: so! before you go, answer my question!
Stranger: hahaha I give headache to u and I wont ansver it muthaFukaa!
Stranger: I pwnd u!
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You: heyyyyooo
Stranger: is this the krusty krab?
You: yes
You: ur my hero~
Stranger: k can I order or are you going to keep on talking
You: the best time to wear a striped sweaterr
You: u can order
Stranger: k
You: POOP
Stranger: STOP TALKING
Stranger: I want to make a god damn order
You: dayumm
You: kk
Stranger: il have a number 3
Stranger: onion
Stranger: lots of it
You: ew
You: wht bout the love?
You: its the secret ingridient
You: :{D
Stranger: lemme talk to your manager
Stranger: this is absurd
You: hahahahahhaaa
You: ok
You: il get him
You: *runs*]
You: hello. how may i help you sir?
Stranger: yeah so im trying to order some of your food but your employee keeps interupting me and talking about shit I dont care about
You: weelll ive never heard such rude costumers
You: but ill try and make them stop,mister
Stranger: do I get a discount
You: hell no
You: u used profanity in your complaint’
Stranger: I cant believe my tax dollars goes towards paying retards like you
You: such as ‘shit’
You: then dont spend ur money here u dumbab
Stranger: you know I make double you make in a month of work
You: then y are u eating at the krusty crab….?
You: ohhhhhh, BURNNN
You: owned
Stranger: I didnt ask for your opinion
Stranger: fag
Stranger: get me my food
You: queer
You: ok
You: double the onion
You: here u go
You: miss
You: and btw
You: i didnt ask for ur oppinoin on ur taxes
Stranger: yeah well customer is always right
Stranger: bitch
You: not when they get a restraining order
You: whore
Stranger: if you dont get me my food I swear to god…
You: i gave itto u
You: You: here u go
You: miss
You: up urr but
Stranger: I CARRIED AN M16 AND YOU CARRY THAT THAT THAT NAMETAG!
You: wtf
You: im calling the cops
Stranger: WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE
Stranger: YOURE WORTHLESS AND WEAK
You: *GETS SECURITY*
Stranger: YOU DO NOTHING YOU ARE NOTHING YOU SIT HOME AND PLAY THAT SICK REPULSIVE TWANGER
Stranger: ARE YOU LISTENING TO ME
You: this isnot about spongebob anymore is it
You: and YEA
You: hello
You: foooo
Stranger: im a night elf lost in the forest
You: buddy the elf
You: ?
You: 🙂
Stranger: k you know what
You: wht!
Stranger: I like you so much il sing you a song
You: ill start
Stranger: NO
Stranger: IM SINGING
You: F is for freinds who do stuff together
Stranger: NOOOOOOOOOOOO
You: U IS FOR u and me =
You: [
You: n is for anywhere at anytime at all
You: down here in the deep blue seaaaa
Stranger: here in the deep blue sea
You: okay u can sing now
Stranger: ok!
Stranger: yesterdaaay
Stranger: all my troubles seemed so faar awayyyy
Stranger: now it looks as though theyre here to stay
You: i can play that on piano
You: no lie
Stranger: oh I believe in yesterday
Stranger: suddenlyyy
Stranger: Im not half the man I use to be
Stranger: theres a shadow hanging over me
Stranger: oh yesterday came suddenly
You: come togetherrr right now, over me
Stranger: why she had to go I dont know she wouldnt say
Stranger: HERE COME OL FLATTOP
You: u rock my wrold
You: world
Stranger: you rock my sox rofl exdee
You: THATS MY PHRASE!
Stranger: oops
You: oh yeahh
You: wrong im? fail
Stranger: what are ya buying stranga?
You: bc my pinaples aare toooo big
Stranger: ahhh il buy it at a high price
You: DONT INTURRUOPT
Stranger: oh sorry
You: how bout 23423 dollars and 23 cents
You: its okay
Stranger: the cats in the cradle with the silver spoon
Stranger: little boy blue and the man on the moon
Stranger: when you comin home son I dont know when
Stranger: but we’ll get together then
Stranger: you know we’ll have a good time then
You: that song is so sad
You: but i love is
You: *it.
Stranger: its only sad if you have daddy issues
Stranger: oops
You: ooo u rershed
You: i love how i know all these osngs
You: u probably guessed i wouldnt…
You: songs*
You: 😀
Stranger: yes you exceed my expectations
You: ikr
Stranger: im proud of you man on the internet
You: ikrrr
You: *woman
You: and country songs rockkk
Stranger: I dont give a shit
You: about ur life
Stranger: youre a little bit country
Stranger: and im a little ROCK AND ROLL
You: u beat me to it
You: bbitchhh
Stranger: eat
Stranger: it
You: u quoted a country song
You: so thats what u get
You: WHEN U LET UR HEART WIN
You: WOAHAHHA O AHOAHHA
Stranger: make it stooop
You: ill try
Stranger: hey it worked
Stranger: good job you stopped it
You: ik
You: how bout u stop with all the sarcasm
You: i schooled u
You: haha jkj
You: k
Stranger: you better be jay kay ing
You: i am
You: sing me a song!
You: *another song
Stranger: im not going to write you a love song
You: when u askfor one
You: cuz u need one
Stranger: hahaha
You: when willl u see
You: im not gonna write u a love song
Stranger: kk ummm
You: ikr
You: i run to you
You: but now i must goeth to a partyeth with brownieths
Stranger: party hard?
You: yes
Stranger: LETS GET A PARTY GOING
You: ahahahahahahahhahahhaha
You: goodbye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: il away remember you
You: nice convo btw
You: same here
You: (not creepy way)
Stranger: restraining order
Stranger: deal with it
You: u have one
You: rememebre
Stranger: its in effect soon
Stranger: oh yeah
You: when i press the button
You: known as disconnect
Stranger: ;______________________;
You: the boy with the silver spoon will remember u
You: lmao i used ur song against uuuuuu’
Stranger: are you man enough to press it
Stranger: ARE YOU
Stranger: ANSWER ME
You: no but im sure as hell woman enough
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You: DEATH TO ALL PERVERTS AND PEDOFILES!.
Stranger: well siad
You: i’ve got a kite with your name on it…
Stranger: ok awesome
Stranger: now go fly it
You: only pedos or perverts can fly the mystical kite
Stranger: of deaht
You: can you?
Stranger: nope only you can
You: …
You: damn
You: you win
Stranger: XD
You: I’m one of the genetically enhanced perverts
You: state of the art
Stranger: o yeah like E.T.
You: I’m much more clever than your usual pervert
Stranger: ok go on then
Stranger: trick me hentai man
You: I use “reverse psychology”
Stranger: then go on
Stranger: i’m waiting
You: Its a very powerful form of chi
Stranger: then CHI me
You: if i used it. You would not survive
Stranger: use it
You: I will not use it.
You: thats my power
Stranger: why i was waiting
You: you tell me pedo?
Stranger: for you to do it to me
Stranger: XC
Stranger: WO
Stranger: thts amazing
You: i know.
Stranger: holy shit
You: and thats just the peak of the iceberg
Stranger: fucking hell, i really thought i had you
You: I can seduce countries of young children with one sentence
You: im that good
You: LOOK OUT!!
Stranger: wow
You: **runs to the left and kicks lurking pedo in the balls**
You: they are fucking everywhere
Stranger: you go girl or man?
You: you have to watch your back
Stranger: for a backwards unsuspecting fuck to your ass
Stranger: oooo noooo
You: They are evil
You: very evil
Stranger: yes
You: I would like to castrate all of them, spit in thier faces and watch them die slowly
Stranger: indeed
You: We should begin.
Stranger: yes
You: Begin the plan Franklin.
Stranger: benjamin?
You: You know of the plan i speak of.
Stranger: project 6002-5?
You: No!! Mega plan Alpha flight Project Alaska!
Stranger: WTFUUUUCKKKKK!!! NOOOOOOOO
Stranger: thats too risky
You: yes, we have to take all the pedos to alaska franklin
You: The polar bears wil help us
Stranger: WHY ALASKA WHY NOT OHIO!!!!
You: i talked to there leader
You: OHIO!??
You: OHIO!!??
You: ….DOES OHIO HAVE POLAR BEARS!!???
Stranger: dumb them in the lake…cuz its like toxic
You: NO! THEY DON’T HAVE POLAR BEARS…
Stranger: NO BUT THEY HAVE TOXIC WASTE AND RED NECKS!!!
You: geez, what are you thinking Franklin?
You: hmm…
Stranger: i dont know, a spur of the moment?
You: you may be on to something with the rednecks.
You: we could use thier brutality…
Stranger: yes, i know, its a plan OF ALL PLANS
You: and slackjaws
Stranger: indeed
Stranger: HOOOOOO HOO YESSS
You: But do you think king Cletus will agree to such a hairbrain plan?
Stranger: who the fuck is he, he can go sit down and leave the planning t the proffesionals
You: WHO THE FUCK IS KING CLETUS!!??
You: WHO THE FUCK IS KING CLETUS??
You: HE IS GOD!
You: ….i think..
You: he could be..
Stranger: OF ALL CLITS!!
Stranger: yeah the clit king
You: and thats exactly why we need to be so careful Franklin.
Stranger: yes i know
You: Why did your parents give you such a stupid name Franklin.?
Stranger: because they got it from you
Stranger: not my falt
You: I TOLD YOU NEVER TO SPEAK OF MY TRUE NAME!
You: IT IS FORBIDDEN!
You: bow to the penguins.
Stranger: YOUR NAME IS YOU! WELL THEN YOU, BE YOU AND ME BE ME AND THERE WE GO
You: DO IT!
You: BOW~!
Stranger: to your greatness
You: AND REGAIN YOUR HONOR
Stranger: WITH PLEASURE
Stranger: MY HONORABLE KING
Stranger: (bow)
You: there. now dont you feel better?
Stranger: i do, i feel like a new man
You: The penguins are pleased Franklin
Stranger: i’m so happy
You: It is time to advance the plan
Stranger: o yes, how, when
Stranger: ware?
You: We take the rednecks and slackjaws to Alaska, to meet with the polar bear queen. then..
Stranger: THE POLAR BEAR QUEEN!! how ritious!!! of you
Stranger: wicked awesome
You: we gather all the perverts and pedos, we take them to Ohio, dip them in the toxic lake, and THEN take them to alaska.
Stranger: HOLY SHIT!! awesome plan
Stranger: the order in which you have set
You: Thats where they will fight in an arena with the strongest most totally ripped children ever
Stranger: is awesome
You: Hulk kids
Stranger: O YEAHH
Stranger: fucking tear them to shreads
You: the pedos will be armed with keyboards
You: but with the pointy dangerous keys removed
Stranger: ha ha ha so that they can connect with the children via internets
Stranger: their homeland
You: cyber war arena
Stranger: FUCK YEAH
You: THEN WE ALL PISS ON THIER PATHETIC LIFELESS BODIES!!
You: DIE INFIDELS!
You: I MEAN, PEDOFILES!
Stranger: HAHHAHHAHAAHHAHH HAAAA YOU TOOK THE WORDS RIGHT OUT OF MY MOUTH
Stranger: hahhahaaa
You: I took them right out of your text…er,,,screenn
Stranger: indeed
You: I hope you dont really audibly talk the words you type…
Stranger: …yeah i do
You: that would be strange
Stranger: well i am strange one
You: only pedos and perverts have been known to do that franklin….
You: ??
You: whats wrong Frankie?
Stranger: huh…well then i guess i am one
You: Don’t let them in your head!!
You: DDon;t let them win FRANK!!
You: NO!
Stranger: THEY ALREADY PLANTED THEIR SEEDS
You: FIGHT THEM!
Stranger: I CANT
Stranger: I CANT
Stranger: THE FUCKING COCKSUCKERS GOT ME
You: BURN THIER EVIL FRUITS FROM YOUR MIND!
Stranger: I CANT
Stranger: IT HURTS
Stranger: IT HURTSSSS
Stranger: I CCAAAAANTTTT
You: …ha ..just kidding, theres no such thing as telepathic pedos..
You: thats just silly
Stranger: REALL….
You: relax franklin
You: you can relax..
Stranger: …really?
Stranger: ….ok
You: just a little prank i like to pull of the new recruits
Stranger: ok
Stranger: o sr.
You: pfff…telepathic pedos….ha!
Stranger: that really got to me
You: i suppose you believe in bigfoot too?
Stranger: aaaa..no
You: well I DO!
Stranger: you do, IS THERE EVIDENCE
Stranger: ??
You: what?
Stranger: of the big….foot…thing….
You: evidence?
You: You want evidence??
Stranger: THE FUCKING BIG FOOT!!!! IS THEIR PROOF
Stranger: DONT FUCK WITH ME
Stranger: SR.
You: We are the evidence
You: ok
You: seriously
Stranger: ….wat…we are
You: go to http://www.bfro.net
Stranger: but our feet were never that big before
You: mine were
Stranger: like with the older humans and whatever
Stranger: WELL THEN U HAVE A DEFORMITY
Stranger: which can be explained
You: old humans have HUGE feet. they just get them shrunk annually
Stranger: ANUALLY..WELL THEN WARE HAVE I BEEN
You: you didn’t know that?
You: are you from the moon?
Stranger: (I’m sorry i’m making myself lauph outloud)…
Stranger: this has been fun, but i’m now actually tired and i’m going to bed
You: Believe
Stranger: Seargent pepper
You: in
You: him
You: and
You: he
You: will
Stranger: night
You: live
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: Fart?
Stranger: Poop?
You: exactly
Stranger: What’s the password?
You: Fart?
Stranger: Poop?
You: Why are you asking me?
Stranger: iono
Stranger: why am I on this website?
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: asl?
You: Poop?
Stranger: 18 m US
Stranger: if you have no sexual interest in me then please leave
You: you make me sick sir
You have disconnected.
Perverts make me so sad..
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Stranger: What is up my nigger
You: I am NOT your nigger
Stranger: Oh
Stranger: What is up my homie
You: I am NOT your homie.
Stranger: What is up my master?
You: thats better…
You: now get me a cappocino
Stranger: Sure thing boss
Stranger: EXCEPT YOU FUCKING SPELLED IT WRONG
Stranger: IT’S CAPPUCINO
Stranger: GOD FUCK YOU
You: NO! IDIOT
You: I WANT A CAPPOCINO!!
Stranger: ILL RAPE U DEAD
You: ITS FRENCH!
Stranger: BONJOUR MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: COMMENT CA VA
You: Bonjour.
Stranger: thats not the appropriate response
You: ja’mappelle la chein?
Stranger: THAT WAS ALL SORTS OF WRONG
You: Ooo la la
You: je suis la no no?
Stranger: anyway
Stranger: no
Stranger: stop embarassing yourself
Stranger: FOO
Stranger: you better be a hot girl
You: la foo?
You: I am hot frenchie
Stranger: O
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: tell me something interesting about you
You: Me french,
Stranger: something that will make me go
Stranger: WOW
Stranger: hes so cool!
You: me cant speak english
Stranger: tahts not interesting
Stranger: ill rape u dead
You: me make you hot yet?
Stranger: man i got class tomorrow
You: Frenchie rock sick perverts world?
Stranger: why am i doing this shit
You: you tell me
You: weirdo
Stranger: 😦
Stranger: You’re mean
Stranger: but then again
Stranger: anonymity makes ppl expose their true selves
Stranger: mr. “frenchie rock sick perverts world”
You: dude, are you seriously looking for sex on here??
Stranger: yes… im so desperate!
Stranger: jking
Stranger: anyone who can troll here can find porn on their own
You: Your sick! and stupid. i don’t know which more of!
Stranger: I’m actually very healthy
Stranger: And smart!
Stranger: goa head
Stranger: ask me a math problem
You: well then get outside and find a girl
Stranger: girls cost money!
You: whats 1 +1?
Stranger: 11
Stranger: I rocked your socks didn’t I
Stranger: do you play xbox
Stranger: or ps3
Stranger: u dont sound fun
You: WRONG!! ITS GET OFF THE DAMN INTERNET PERV AND GET A GIRLFRIEND!!
Stranger: XD
Stranger: Good
Stranger: your humour is getting better
Stranger: i can see why they recommended you
Stranger: im actually the fairy of luck
Stranger: buy a lottery ticket tomorrow
Stranger: and you’ll win
Stranger: the jackpot
You: I Dont wish to humor pervs. goodbye , you make me very depressed. I may kill myself now.
You have disconnected.
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