Omegle

Since last night I’ve been obsessively connecting to Omegle.

It’s a simple site that just connects you to a random person, anonymously, for a conversation.

It feels like that scene in Fight Club where the narrator sits down next to Tyler on the plane.ย  Two strangers meeting, laying out their personality and sizing each other up in just a few words, with no expectations, and — thanks to anonymity — no consequences.

Except in this case, a lot of the time Tyler just screams “COCKS”, punches the narrator, and jumps out of the window.

Still, it’s fun!

1,277 replies on “Omegle”

  1. Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Hai
    Stranger: hi
    You: God
    You: i dissappoint myself
    You: sorry
    You: but i have run out of trolls for you
    You: i will now go shoot myself
    Stranger: as did i
    Stranger: sao i waited
    Stranger: to see what youd do
    Stranger: so its like dbl fail
    Stranger: thats lulz
    You: Had a good run tonight
    Stranger: samee
    Stranger: save your funnies!
    You: Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: hi
    Stranger: hey how are you? :F
    You: Before or after the surgery?
    Stranger: before ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
    Stranger: i cant afford to have my nips trimmed
    You: i am in between atm
    You: used to be a man
    You: but am a girl
    You: with a penis
    Stranger: nice!
    You: I am skint
    You: you wanna send some moneh?
    Stranger: I’ll sell you a womb?
    You: or a pair of rusty scissors
    You: jah
    Stranger: yes…how much do you need?
    You: A womb would be good
    You: $$$ lots of $$$
    You: over 9000 $$$
    Stranger: ok, well here’s my credit card number 4765 2907 4116 7899 exp. 10/12 VVC # 2279
    Stranger: not too much though
    You: OMG WOWZA
    You: The bguys will love this shit :D:D:D:
    Stranger: bguys? Who dem?
    You: some friends of mine
    You: say hello to the internetz
    Stranger: excellent. HELLO INTERNET!
    You: They will be in touch
    Stranger: How do you know these friends? I would like some friends
    You have disconnected.
    You: one of my best
    Stranger: Lmao
    Stranger: good job
    Stranger: i have so many
    You: Though there was a goodun where i did an entire news report in the style of bill o reilly
    Stranger: Lol nice
    You: aye
    You: now the question is
    You: are all the fuckers that keep on doing .m/f
    You: trolls
    You: or nubs
    Stranger: I dunno, they annoy me
    Stranger: i feel ya man
    Stranger: or girl
    Stranger: i assum guy
    You: There are no girls on the internetz
    Stranger: haha nope
    Stranger: msn?
    Stranger: youre the only normal person ive found
    You: urz plz
    Stranger: randy_zwicker@hotmail.com
    You: The internetz thanks you

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  2. Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
    You: Pam, the Spray?
    You: I’ve got some things to say to you!
    Stranger: Pam Beesly, the receptionist.
    You: I DO NOT appreciate my Pam — oh.
    You: Sorry Miss, I’ll take my complaints elsewhere.
    Stranger: Can I transfer your call?
    You: Although if you could forward my message to Pam, the Company, I’d appreciate.
    You: Yes!
    You: Yes, please. Pam, of Pam Spray.
    You: My bottle keeps clogging up.
    Stranger: I work for Dunder Mifflin sir, not Pam the nonstick spray company.
    You: It’s not worth the money– Ma’am, not Sir.
    You: Then please transfer my call to Pam the nonstick spray company.
    You: You /did/ say you were a receptionist.
    Stranger: I sorry. That was a woman on the phone, probably a smoker.
    You: Oh..
    You: Who is this, then?
    Stranger: Goodbye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    [Who got who, here?]

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  3. Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Oh, hello.
    Stranger: stay
    You: I want a quantum computer.
    Stranger: hi
    You: I WANT AN INDEFINITE AMOUNT OF RAM, DAMMIT!!!
    Stranger: wat?
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: umm
    You: I WANT NO HDD SPACE LIMITS!!!
    Stranger: r u sane?
    You: I WANT DYNAMIC PROGRAMMABLE MATTERRRRR!!!!!
    Stranger: cuz u dont sound it
    You: RESIZABLE SCREENN!!!!!
    Stranger: right beind ya
    You: I WANT HOLOGRAPHIC MEDIA CONTROLS!!!
    Stranger: oh shut UP!
    You: I WANT AN ULTRASOUND-MODULATED AUDIO TRANSMITTER!!
    You: NO NEED TO WEAR EARPHONES!!!
    Stranger: yeah bye
    You: NO!!!!!
    You: I WANT MICROWAVE-BASED POWER TRANSCEIVER!!!
    You: NO NEED TO RECHARGE BATTERIES!!!!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  4. There we were
    Decrying xkcd
    You found my lack of trust in pot
    Amusing
    Connection imploded, Muddy Waters didn’t do it for me
    Do you read the comments?

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  5. Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: hi
    You: die
    Stranger: why
    You: bye
    You have disconnected.

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  6. Pasted some Lorem Ipsum into the chat. Poor Stranger.

    You: Es un hecho establecido hace demasiado
    Stranger: duxas?
    You: Contenido aquรญ,?
    Stranger: whatafuck?!
    You: Estos textos hacen parecerlo..
    Stranger: eik tu…
    You: Al contrario del pensamiento?
    Stranger: ismok lietuviu bambuk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Stranger: nesapaliojes cia
    You: si.
    You: viene de una linea en la secciรณn…
    Stranger: fuck off!
    Stranger: idiot…
    You: estructuras muy รบtiles de sentencias.
    You: gurucas?
    You: vas a utilizar un pasaje ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: tu duxas isikalk i galva bambuk
    Stranger: jei parasysi tu duxas!
    You: repetir trozos predefinidos cuando sea necesario?
    Stranger: heh duxas
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜€
    You: dOMENOKJOS?
    You: :-))
    Stranger: bye
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  7. Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: I command you to entertain me!!!!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  8. I just had the longest, best conversation on Omegle.
    It was great!
    Guy called Max, 20 years old.

    Then I just accidentally closed the tab.
    I was /not/ amused ๐Ÿ˜›

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  9. You: Will you mary me darling?
    Stranger: hmmm?
    You: Will you mary me darling?
    Stranger: whats ur name?
    You: Paul
    Stranger: from?
    You: England
    Stranger: great
    You: So will you?
    Stranger: how old are u?
    You: 20
    Stranger: ?????
    Stranger: do u want marry with 20 years old?
    Stranger: i doubt
    Stranger: are u lier?
    Stranger: liar?
    You: What is you name?
    Stranger: noura
    You: How old are You?
    Stranger: 21
    You: Nice. Will you mary me?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: do u have yahoo messenger id?
    Stranger: please add me
    Stranger: diaz_cute_abis@yahoo.com

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  10. Most I just had to say Im from washinton USA and they whent running…. whats wrong with my home state?

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  11. Kehe I know its a little odd

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: bip bip
    Stranger: a wild ponyta appears
    You: o_O sexy
    You: pokemon snap xxx
    You: *click click* yeah work it
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  12. Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: bitch, get yo ass back in the kitchen and fix me a steak
    Stranger: ok ok just dont hit me anymore
    You: i *know* i should’ve married yo sister
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  13. Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    Stranger: asl?
    You: it says that’s boring.
    Stranger: i dont care
    Stranger: i dont think it is
    You: but… it says so
    You: right there
    You: I’m afraid.
    Stranger: but it lies
    You: How do i know if it lies, or if you lie?
    You: Oh god the horror.
    You: WHAT IF I MAKE THE WRONG DECISION?
    Stranger: o
    Stranger: m
    Stranger: g
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: When you shower, do you use shampoo first, or do you use soap and then shampoo?
    Stranger: I use shampoo, then conditioner, then body gel
    You: Me too!
    Stranger: cool
    You: Some people soap first,
    You: and leave their hair to last.
    You: I don’t get it.
    Stranger: nah
    Stranger: hair first
    You: Damn straight.
    You have disconnected.

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  14. [Quote]
    “Jareth Taylor says:
    August 28, 2009 at 1:53 pm
    Omegle gets an A for innovation, but a C for upkeep. If I see another Cam bot on Omegle, I am going to plotz.”

    Omegle is trolled by chans… not cam bots… complain moar!

    You getz an F for FAIL! 00P$ your fail box is FULL! Please empty/make room in your fail box for this failure…

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  15. For the win:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
    You: Hi!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  16. I outdid myself!!!
    For the win!!!

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  17. You: hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: what do you think about the large hadron collider?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    ๐Ÿ™‚

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  18. the best one I’ve gotten yet:

    Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
    Stranger: hi
    You: YOU ARE HUMAN?
    Stranger: of course
    You: WE ARE THE BORG
    You: WE COME IN FRIENDSHIP
    Stranger: me too
    You: WE SEEK TO LEARN YOUR CULTURE
    You: WILL YOU ASSIST?
    Stranger: yeaa
    You: EXPLAIN “LOLCATS”?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected

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  19. Talk to strangers!
    2878 users online
    Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
    Stranger: i’m a french boy sexy .. ^^
    You: hello, i AM not a girl dude
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or save this log or send us feedback.

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  20. For some reason, I can’t seem to maintain a conversation for more than 10 lines or so…

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  21. Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
    Stranger: hi
    You: Ye-ello!
    You: How’s life treating you on this gloriously fine day?
    Stranger: it is fine
    Stranger: i was inside working most of it, so you know
    You: I was… slacking off, being semi-upset about the whole being-an-unemployed-canadian-teenager thing
    Stranger: can i ask you a question>
    You: Sure, go nuts.
    Stranger: what is your darkest secret?
    You: Hm.
    I see.
    Tell you what, if you tell me yours first, I’ll let you know.
    Stranger: come on, dude.
    Stranger: I asked you first
    Stranger: you’ll get mine
    You: Fair enough.
    I’m aroused by natural disasters.
    You: It’s an actual mental problem that I suffer with
    Stranger: tell me more
    Stranger: I’m interested
    You: I see a hurricane on the news, and whoa, I am horny as a frog.
    Stranger: what was katrina like
    You: I tried to keep myself from watching the news through all of it. I had to visit a doctor twice.
    You: I don’t really like to talk about it.
    Stranger: can you get aroused by things that aren’t natural disasters?
    You: Why, of course. Just, even a heavy snowstorm can make me intolerable.
    Stranger: what about non-natural disasters?
    Stranger: did the economic collapse give you a hard on?
    You: Murders, plane crashes, the economy, flu?
    Nothing. I can suffer from social anxiety, but that’s it.
    Stranger: is it the natural disaster itself (i.e. the hurricane) or the bad things the natural disaster does
    You: It’s not the damage, it the profound presence of it all that makes me get so unhinged.
    Stranger: is there a name for this
    You: Giaphilia
    You: Obviously, from latin roots, much like most conditions. Gia, latin for the Earth, or nature’s wrath. Philia, the arousal I get from it.
    You: It’s really not that important. What’s your secret?
    Stranger: nice try, buddy
    Stranger: gia is not latin for anything
    Stranger: I read latin
    You: Oh, I didn’t explain well enough
    Stranger: also, philia is greek
    You: I assumed it was latin
    You: and Gia implies towards the earth goddess, due to the sexual nature.
    Stranger: alright
    Stranger: sure
    You: Do you have anything to tell me?
    Stranger: alright
    Stranger: you sure?
    You: By all means, it was the deal.
    Stranger: i almost killed a man
    You: Almost? How did this happen?
    Stranger: i owed a guy a lot of money
    You: You aren’t making it very clear to me.
    Stranger: i couldnt pay him anywhere near enough
    Stranger: he wasnt the sort person who would turn a blind eye
    Stranger: i knew he would come for me, so i decided to get to him first
    Stranger: i live in israel, so i had army training and all
    You: Did all these events occur in Isreal at the time?
    Stranger: no, america
    Stranger: i was in connecticut for 3 years
    Stranger: i left because of this
    You: If you /nearly/ killed this man, what happened to him?
    Stranger: i got into his house while he was out
    Stranger: had him at gunpoint when he came home
    Stranger: i gave him a choice
    Stranger: either he lets me leave the country with my money and collateral
    Stranger: or i kill him
    Stranger: he refused the collateral
    Stranger: i got him on the ground
    Stranger: took a finger
    Stranger: he changed his mind
    You: Wow, that is incredible.
    How did you know he would come home alone?
    Stranger: i had his wife and children tied up in the bedroom
    Stranger: he doesnt bring associates to his house
    Stranger: stupid
    You: Have fun covering yourself in mayo ;D

    [I liked my story better]

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  22. Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
    You: tell me your darkest secret
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  23. Stranger: hi,wht do u have between ur legs?pussy or cock?

    You: your sister

    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  24. Stranger: Aaron?
    You: That’s me
    You: You waited?
    Stranger: of course!
    Stranger: now where were we
    Stranger: I palmed my erection slowly through my underpants
    You: So did I
    Stranger …
    You have disconnected

    (5 minutes of silence)
    You: FINE. I caved
    Stranger: Hah! ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: I’m Jerry
    You: I’m Ben
    Stranger: hi ben
    You: we can make something delicious together
    Stranger: what?
    You have disconnected.

    Stranger: m or f?
    You: both
    Stranger: heh.
    You: yeah, you like that, don’t you?
    You have disconnected.

    Stranger: Hi.
    You: Hello
    Stranger: How’s life treating you?
    You: Brilliantly
    Stranger: Awesome.
    You: Yep. because chatting with strangers on a Friday night is my idea of a classy, feel-good lifestyle.
    Stranger: Mine too!
    You: So we mesh?
    Stranger: Definitely.
    Stranger: So, are you horny?
    You: Unf, yes. I’m also balding and on viagra.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  25. Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
    You: hello
    Stranger: hi. asl?
    You: asl?
    Stranger: 14/m/michigan you?
    You: 14/m/newyork
    Stranger: you gay?
    You: no
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
    You: this isn’t a dating site
    Stranger: so?
    Stranger: i can still think your hot ๐Ÿ™‚
    You: okay
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  26. Connecting to server…
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
    You: BatBlaster says hi. BatBlaster is speaking in the third person
    Stranger: pervert
    You: this sign on
    You: is not working
    Stranger: go watch some cartoons boy
    You: how does that sign on make me a pervert
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  27. Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
    Stranger: horny
    You: LOTS!
    Stranger: m/f
    You: I put on my robe and wizard hat!
    Stranger: so m/f
    You: Both….
    You: <.<
    Stranger: wat do u look like
    You: Like a scrappling.
    You: RAWR!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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  28. Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
    You: My job sucks.
    Stranger: thats alright.. so does everyone elses
    Stranger: what u do?
    You: Well, I work with this wannabe super model chick
    Stranger: u work with or for?
    You: and she’s kind of hot but she’s always putting on make up and she never helps at all
    You: work with
    You: she’s pretty much a bimbo, but she’s kind of attractive
    Stranger: u a photographer or stylist?
    You: and then there is this obvious lesbian
    You: like, huge lesbian, she moans around power tools
    Stranger: now ur just a liar
    You: she’s pretty smart, but she’s just so fucking manly, it’s incredible.
    Stranger: lol
    You: I don’t think she showers at all.
    You: And don’t get me started on this stoner guy… jesus
    Stranger: ok.. what about the stoner?
    Stranger: my friends are stoners
    You: constantly baked, and he’s always asking me to go to get food with him
    You: he likes these huge sandwiches, and he brings his fucking dog everywhere with him
    Stranger: ur just playin on stereotypes.. this doesn’t sound real
    Stranger: sounds like a corny movie
    You: so I have to deal with him telling me he sees this crazy shit and this dog just goes everywhere
    You: I bet the dog is fucking high the entire time from secondhand smoke
    You: so yeah, me and my coworkers
    Stranger: k
    You: We drive around in this van and solve mysteries and shit.
    Stranger: lol
    You: I can’t believe I got my PhD for this
    Stranger: oh yeah.. for writing scooby doo?
    You: well it’s not like it’s easy work
    Stranger: oh.. ur a writer
    You: we have to sit in this fucking van that has like TWO seats in it
    Stranger: thats not easy
    You: and we’re constantly in HUGE shitholes
    Stranger: yeah.. but u and the model hook up right?
    You: like, why can’t we ever have a mystery in fucking Detroit?
    You: I’d take — well, yeah. Duh.
    Stranger: the stoner and the dog do it right?
    You: I mean, she’s pretty useless but she’s good in that arena.
    You: Well I let them do whatever they fucking please in the back of the van
    You: it WAS a rental
    You: but we kind of stole it.
    Stranger: painted it green and wrote mystery machien on the side
    You: Yeah… not my idea
    Stranger: lol
    Stranger: mustve been the lesbian nerd
    You: You never see any women running towards us, do you?
    Stranger: yeah i do
    You: I wanted “Testosterone Mobile” but noooo.
    Stranger: does that happen to you too?
    You: does what happen
    Stranger: women running towards you
    You: well not if I’m at work
    You: it’s practically like playing World of Warcraft right out in the open
    You: it’s such a turn off for them
    You: well — oh jesus
    You: the stoner is telling me he sees a fucking ghost
    Stranger: one sec i got a phone call
    You: yeah I have to go
    You: thanks.
    You: this is my therapy.
    You have disconnected.

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  29. Stranger: *gets shrunken to the size of a mouse
    You: A mouse you say? A mouse in my house?
    Stranger: n..not a mouse
    Stranger: I’m a 3 inch tall person
    You: Ah. I’ve heard of that condition before.
    You: 3inchtallitis, correct?
    Stranger: eep x.x
    You: So sad.
    Stranger: >_> *backs away slowly
    You: Wha…? Why?
    You: Oh…the gun.
    You: Sorry about that.
    Stranger: well..
    Stranger: you don’t need a gun to hurt me
    Stranger: Please don’t hurt me. I’m worth more to you alive v.v
    You: Worth more, eh? Well, give it up then.
    You: I want all of your Jew gold, Kyle.
    Stranger: er..
    Stranger: you could just sell me as a toy
    You: That would work.
    You: No.
    You: I will use you to create the greatest movie of all time.
    You: Small Soldiers 2: Even Smaller.
    Stranger: Does the main character survive in the end?
    You: Starring Stranger, Mr. T, and Paris Hilton (who dies 3 second into the movie).
    You: Yes, the main character, you, will survive.
    Stranger: Good to hear..
    You: Soundtrack by T-Pain and Jim Morrison’s ghost.
    Stranger: What happens AFTER this film of yours?
    You: After this film, I sell it to a big Hollywood studio and you get rich and famous.
    Stranger: I don’t quite get rich after being sold, you know
    Stranger: that would make YOU rich and famous
    You: Then, 5 years later, you’ll die of like a heroin overdose or something. Because you accidentally licked a drop of it.
    You: Well, you’re the star of the movie.
    You: Everyone will love you.
    You: I will be known as the one who discovered you, though. And spared your tiny life.
    Stranger: at what cost…
    You: The cost will be 5 sixpence and a farthing.
    You: And a blone teenage virgin from Germany.
    Stranger: I’d rather be just donated to a daycare x.x
    You: Who shall be sacrificed.
    You: I could always just squash you right now, y’know.
    Stranger: please no. Let me live free!
    You: Hmm…let you live free or sell you to a daycare?
    You: *Picks up a shoe*…or kill you?
    Stranger: (daycare 0_0)
    You: You’ll most likely have your head ripped off by a misguided toddler there.
    Stranger: (just try it xD)
    You: Fine. I donate you to a daycare.
    Stranger: *I look around the inside of a toybox, wondering what will happen to me
    You: I regret this decision, as I could have dressed you as a leprachaun and fooled people.
    You: What happens to you, O Tiny One?
    Stranger: what section of the daycare am I in?
    Stranger: 1-2 year olds?
    You: Sure.
    You: Check inventory
    Stranger: I have…nothing but my clothes on!
    Stranger: *looks around the toybox for tools
    You: Take toy car
    Stranger: well..that’s bigger than me o.o
    Stranger: *I hear noises from outside…the toybox seems to be opening
    You: Look up
    Stranger: *I look up in fear to see the first “giant” baby I shall be potentially entertaining
    You: Scream in horror
    Stranger: how old is this kid o.o?
    You: 1 and a half.
    Stranger: x.x how rough does he/she play with toys?
    You: Very very rough.
    Stranger: and what is said baby wearing? just a diaper?
    You: A diaper and a onesie that says “Mommy’s favorite backseat accident”.
    Stranger: ouch xD
    Stranger: Does he use his diaper as a pocket?
    You: Occasionally, but not today.
    Stranger: good..
    Stranger: *i freeze stiff and try not to look interesting
    You: Look around
    Stranger: *there are no interesting toys other than me, it seems. I look up to see a hand coming down
    You: Bite his hand
    Stranger: (why not you control what HE does and I control what I do?)
    You: So we’re going old-school DnD and not text adventure? Fine.
    You: The toddler grabs you.
    Stranger: *I squirm weakly in his grip, looking around to get a grasp on the area. How many other babies are there?
    You: 6 within 10 feet of him, 9 more in the general area.
    You: The toddler examines you close to his face.
    Stranger: LOTS of diapers x.x *I hold still, not wanting to scare him
    You: He examines you for quite a bit, decides you are uninteresting, and throws you on the ground.
    You: He runs off to play with a friend.
    Stranger: *I am fortunate that the floor is soft. I DO make a bit of an adorable “squeaking” noise, though. I look around, hoping none of the diapered giants have found me
    You: All of the toddlers have been distracted by the teacher, who is taking them outside to the playground.
    You: To your left, you see a Hot Wheels car. To your right, a set of building blocks shaped like stairs.
    Stranger: *I climb up the building blocks one by one to get a better view of the area…and then I realize that I’m making myself an easy target for one of the stragglers to take to the playground
    You: A straggler notices you and is lumbering towards you! Quick, what do you do?
    Stranger: *I lock up and fear and try to get off, but the blocks aren’t all that well balanced. I can only reach the first “step” from the top before he arrives at me
    You: He picks you up and takes you outside to the playground. Fortunately, he forgets about you when he sees the swingset and sets you on the ground. Unfortunately, you are in an unfamiliar territory surrounded by hyperactive toddlers.
    Stranger: *what’s worse..I’m the ONLY toy in the area. I head towards the sandbox in hopes of finding cover there
    You: You hide in the corner of the sandbox in hopes no toddler will see you.
    You: A kid is approaching the sandbox, but does not seem as if he has spotted you yet.
    Stranger: *I take a sneak peak at the kid to see how he/she looks
    You: He is rotund. The ground shakes as he walks. He does not notice you and plops his large frame into the sandbox. It knocks you over.
    You: He begins to eat the sand.
    Stranger: *I wound up pinned between the corner and his diaper. He doesn’t seem to notice me, thank god
    You: He burps loudly and sand roars out of his flabby mouth. He look disgusted but figure he is distracted enough that you can manuever around his large self.
    You: You look disgusted*
    Stranger: *I manuever around to find that he seems to be the only kid in the sandbox. I accidentily bump into his diaper in the process
    You: He reaches around to feel the bump. He brushes against your face.
    Stranger: *I squeak in fear as he gropes my face…big mistake. I made a toy-like noise
    You: He quickly picks you to examine you.
    You: He smiles, the fat folds in his cheeks all…I think I ran out of fat jokes.
    Stranger: *I’m an adorable human little figure. Even if I’m not useful to him…..I could easily be traded to another baby
    You: He sticks you in his diaper and stands up.
    You: It is dark. You are likely to be eaten by a grue.
    Stranger: or worse
    Stranger: *I am trapped in the back of his diaper. This isn’t good. I try to find a way out
    You: There is no light. His diaper is sealed shut by his rolls.
    You: Luckily, he hasn’t messed himself…yet.
    Stranger: And even if he doesn’t…he owns me for the time being, huh?
    You: Yes, he does.
    You: After what seems like an eternity frantically searching for an escape, he takes you out of his diaper.
    You: You observe a female toddler in front of him. He presents you as a gift to her.
    Stranger: *I squirm weakly in desperation..but there is no escape. I try my best to perform a little lullaby…
    You: She does not succumb to your song. She accepts the gift from Jelly Belly, but then immediately discards you.
    You: You notice you are back inside.
    You: So are all of the kids.
    Stranger: *I sigh and head to a dollhouse for security
    Stranger: (I gots to go to bed soon x.x
    You: (Me too)
    Stranger: (are you enjoying this, or is it tormenting you?)
    You: (It’s fun…I’ll kill you soon.)
    Stranger: (you can have my AIM if you want
    Stranger: or my MSN
    You: (Don’t use instant messaging really, but hey, you’ll find someone else on here as cool as me)
    Stranger: (heh
    Stranger: (every roleplayer is worth his weight in gold
    You: In the dollhouse, you find nothing but doll furniture. It is safe from children, though.
    Stranger: I’m sorry…I can’t stay aawake x.x
    You: You have a heart attack. You die.
    You: The end.
    Stranger: heh
    You: Well, it was the best I could do.
    Stranger: It sounds to me like you have a bit of a snuff thrill ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    You: Now I will use your corpse to film my movie.
    You: Possibly…
    Stranger: I am good at sating such things, provided I am tiny
    Stranger: Of course
    Stranger: I can do the same to you if you desire
    Stranger: Heh heh…I have 40 friends on AIM who desire such writing services
    You: Nah, that’s ok, but…HOLY CRAP T-REX!
    You have disconnected.

    Dude kinda creeped me out there at the end. I thought he was just having some fun with me, but…eh…Iunno now.

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    You: OH GOD I’M SO HAPPY
    You: YES!
    You: FINALLY A HUMAN PERSON
    You: YOU
    You: YOU
    You: WHAT’S YOUR NAME, DEAR?
    You: DEAR?
    You: WHAT’S YOUR NAME?
    Stranger: YES!
    You: PLEASE
    You: I NEED A NAME
    Stranger: MY NAME IS TINAH!
    Stranger: AWWWWWWWW AND UR NAME IS?
    You: I HAVE BEEN IN THE MURIEL CENTER FOR SCHIZOPHRENIA AND SYTHESTHESIA TREATMENT FOR THIRTY TWO YEARS
    Stranger: THAT’S THE GREATEST THING IVE EVER HEARD!
    Stranger: good!!!!!
    You: PLEASE
    You: LISTEN
    You: JUST LISTEN PLEASE
    Stranger: OKAY
    You: ARE YOU MOCKING ME?
    Stranger: WHAT?
    You: YOU ARE MOCKING ME!
    Stranger: NO!
    Stranger: NOOO!
    Stranger: PLS CONTINUE UR STORY
    You: OH GOD THE DEVIL
    You: OH GOD THE DEVIL
    You: OH GOD THE DEVIL
    You: THE DEVIL
    You: THE DEVIL
    You: THE DEVIL
    You: PLEASE
    You: PLEASE
    Stranger: HHHHHHHHHHHHHH
    You: DON’T
    You: NO
    Stranger: NO
    You: NO THEY ARE HERE
    Stranger: WHAT?
    Stranger: WHAT?
    You: THEY ARE HERE TO TAKE YOU AWAY
    You: PLEASE
    You: IT’S BEEN SO LONG
    Stranger: OHMYGOD IM SO SCAREEEED
    You: SO LONG SINCE
    You: NO!
    Stranger: SINCE?
    You: THEY ARE TAKING YOU AWEkdjgfkalerjgaesm,b be5yk
    You: Miss?
    You: Miss?
    Stranger: ya
    Stranger: what?
    You: Please forgive the previous.
    You: That was Abrams Kiala
    Stranger: awwww yes np ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: who is Abrams Kiala?
    You: He has been here for thirty-two years, indeed, one of our senior residents.
    Stranger: here?
    Stranger: where?
    You: Abrams Kiala is a fifty-six year old man with late stage schizophrenia and paranoid delusions.
    You: He is a resident here at the Muriel Center for Schizophrenia and Sythesthesia Treatment.
    You: Again, our apologies.
    Stranger: omg are you kidding?
    Stranger: lol good jokes
    You: If you feel you have been negatively influenced by Mr. Kiala you may send feedback now.
    You: We will punish him accordingly.
    Stranger: No
    Stranger: he didnt annoy me
    You: Not at all, miss?
    Stranger: BUT U DID!
    Stranger: omg who are you?
    You: Miss?
    You: Miss!
    Stranger: yayaya
    You: My identity is confidential.
    You: I am not able to divulge that information.
    Stranger: lol okay
    Stranger: are you cute?
    Stranger: okay sorry
    Stranger: um
    Stranger: he didnt annoy me, at all. thats ok i understand him lol
    You: It is our conclusion that your psychological state has been influenced by Mr. Kiala.
    Stranger: WHAT THE F?
    Stranger: NO i am normal as paris hilton!!!!
    You: We are removing his movement privileges.
    You: My supervisor will speak to you on the matters of Mr. Kiala.
    You: Good day, miss.
    Stranger: lol why did u remove his movement privileges?
    Stranger: u r so mean!!!
    You: We are placing Mr. Kiala in a straightjacket for forty-eight hours.
    Stranger: lol wtf i dont want to speak w/ ur fuckin supervisor
    You: He gained control of this laptop through force.
    Stranger: awwwwwwww that’s the meanestmeanest thing
    Stranger: okay
    You: What is, miss?
    You: Miss, do not feel pity for Mr. Kiala.
    Stranger: why?
    Stranger: its my right
    Stranger: lol
    You: We pulled him off the streets in 1966.
    Stranger: then?
    You: He was suffering a paranoid delusion.
    You: The police were about to subdue him with nightsticks when we found him.
    You: He has been here ever since.
    Stranger: okay is this for real?
    Stranger: lol
    You: If miss there is nothing more I would like to get back to the matter at hand, i.e., subduing Mr. Kiala and placing him in said straightjacket.
    You: [pl9,
    You: wqojre
    You: 1123w4ertyhukl
    You:
    Stranger: what the hell
    You:
    Stranger:
    Stranger: what?
    You: Please forgive us!
    You: Mr. Kiala is experiencing a seizure!
    Stranger: owkay
    You: Miss, I must disconnect this laptop from the Internet in thirty seconds par command from my superior officer!
    You: Is there anything more?
    Stranger: LOL
    Stranger: yes
    Stranger: ARE YOU FOR REAL?
    You: Yes, miss!
    Stranger: PLS DONT CALL ME MISS! just call me by my name
    You: The Muriel Center for Schizophrenia and Sythesthesia Trea
    You have disconnected.

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    You: hi
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: 21 f china
    You: ?
    Stranger: u?
    You: what is this china of which you speak
    You: on my planet we only have one nation
    You: florg
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  32. You: Hiiiiiiiiiiiii!
    Stranger: hey
    Stranger: asl
    You: 18/f/ca, u?
    Stranger: 32 m uk
    You: well, i’ll be legally female in 2 weeks, but trust me, im all girl!
    Stranger: what do u mean
    You: well, i mean the surgery hasnt happened yet, but ive been taking my hormones!
    Stranger: so ur a guy changing into…
    You: well, if you wanna put it that way, ya
    You: ๐Ÿ˜€
    Stranger: are you convincing?
    Stranger: wht do u look like
    You: ive been compared to megan fox alot
    You: ๐Ÿ˜‰
    Stranger: awesome
    Stranger: so dou fool guys when u go out
    You: o yeah, i cant go out without being given number
    Stranger: ?
    You: guys just give me theyre number all the time and tell me to clal em
    You: i never do, lol
    Stranger: u have a pic
    You: ya, let me get it for ya ๐Ÿ˜‰
    You: k, i got it!
    You: http://tinyurl.com/698jfh
    Stranger: nice pic
    You: ty ๐Ÿ™‚
    Stranger: bf;gf?
    You: single
    You: n lookin
    You: N I hope we ca – HOLY FUCKING COCK A T-REX JUST BROKE MY ROOF DOWN!

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    Stranger: where are u from?
    You: somewhere in the US
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    You: hi
    Stranger: m/f?
    You: why, do you wanna cyber with me
    Stranger: yes
    You: lol, i was waithing for someone like u
    You: to pwn
    You: male, why
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    Stranger: hi
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    You: i’m offended by your assumption that there aren’t ts here, you’re so hetero-normative gawd
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    Stranger: asl
    You: Access denied.
    You: Reason: information is classified.
    You: A level three security clearance or higher is mandatory.
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    Stranger: hey
    You: hello
    You: i’d like to buy your carpet
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    Stranger: u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?u horny girl ?
    You: Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?Are you retarded?
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    Stranger: hi
    You: Hello
    Stranger: im a stranger
    You: I see that.
    You: Me too.
    Stranger: OH GOD!
    You: It’s okay.
    Stranger: ok ok
    You: This room is safe.
    Stranger: do you have the stuff?
    You: Yes.
    Stranger: I have the money
    You: I was about to ask.
    You: Good.
    You: Let me see.
    Stranger: ok we do the tradde off at the same time
    Stranger: reasy?
    Stranger: ready?
    You: ok
    Stranger: 3…
    Stranger: 2…
    Stranger: 1…
    Stranger: BANG!
    You: *dies*
    Stranger: hehehe
    You: lol
    Stranger: lol
    You: I didn’t really bring the stuff.
    Stranger: WHAT! :O
    You: Someone got to it before I could.
    You: And I panicked.
    Stranger: Well what was there type? I’ll hunt them down like a PUMA! =^.^=
    Stranger: what are you?
    You: What am I? Human; white; 10 toes.
    You: A nose.
    You: Certainly not a puma.
    Stranger: well if im “like” a puma then what are you?
    Stranger: “like”
    You: I am like… wait, I hate animals.
    Stranger: WE ARE ANIMALS!
    You: I have a dog; that’s close.
    Stranger: sure?
    Stranger: well when can you have the replacement stuff?
    You: …next week? I promise.
    Stranger: how will i know its you?
    You: Ask me the secret question. You’ll know.
    Stranger: What did you do to that goat last night? that one?
    You: Exactly.
    Stranger: what will your response be?
    You: Nothing it didn’t deserve.
    Stranger: ok good
    Stranger: WAIT!
    Stranger: I DONT HAVE MY MONEY ANYMORE!
    Stranger: BANG BANG!!!!
    You: Shit.
    You: Not again.
    Stranger: CHICK CHICK BOOM!
    You: shotgun?
    You: Nice.
    Stranger: YEAH
    Stranger: RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
    Stranger: BARK!
    You: NO!
    Stranger: BARK BARK!
    Stranger: GRRRRRR SNARL SNARL GRRRR
    Stranger: SNAP SNAP
    You: Why is there a dog running off with one of my legs?
    Stranger: Oh thats little freddy he’ll do that sometimes
    You: Oh, ok. As long as I get it back.
    You: I need that one.
    Stranger: ok well can you describe it so i cant alert my ppl?
    You: hold on a sec.
    Stranger: WAIT A SEC!
    Stranger: The dogs were sent to kill you. So forget it
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: g2g

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    Stranger: Hello.
    You: hi
    Stranger: I am Severus Snape.
    You: im harry potter
    Stranger: Potter you fool what are you doing on omegle. Death eaters lurk here.
    You: screw the death eaters
    Stranger: Arrogant as your father Potter.
    You: im a magician i can handle my.. WTF IS THAT THING
    You: its eating my arm
    Stranger: What does it look like.
    You: errr a shark
    You: with wings
    You: and a horn
    Stranger: Narwhale?
    You: yes
    Stranger: A narwhale is eating your arm.
    You: yes
    You: i should do something
    You: ahhh i dont care soooo wassup
    You: stilll being a douche errr i mean a good teacher snape?
    Stranger: http://jangeisler.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/narhval.jpg
    Stranger: Kill it.
    Stranger: If a muggle can you ought to be able to Potter.
    Stranger: Pity you can’t kill a narwhale with fame hm Potter.
    You: to bad ur penis isnt the size of ur ego
    You: hm snape
    Stranger: Potter don’t start with penis size. I am good in that department. Anyways Gryffindors have the big egos.
    You: and im the main charecter therefore i get the main penis
    You: which is huge
    You: while u being a support charecter has a support penis
    Stranger: Didn’t seem to impress Cho Chang.
    You: it did seem to impress dumbledorf
    You: o w8
    You: forget i said that
    Stranger: You showed Dumbledore your penis.
    You: dont put words in my mouth
    You: or words i said back into my mouth
    Stranger: I was simply asking.
    You: it was a very awkard time
    Stranger: I can imagine.
    You: he forced me to do…. things
    Stranger: You are weak Potter. You should have been more alert, you know Dumbledore is gay.
    You: he would have expled me
    You: expelled*
    Stranger: Not his golden child. Please Potter, Albus believes the fate of the wizarding world rests with you.
    You: well he belived my penis should rest in his ass
    You: and his in mine
    You: *cries*
    Stranger: I only promised to protect you from death, not from rape. Deal with it yourself Potter.
    You: *sigh*
    You: u can be so insensitive
    You: i got raped how about something like ” im sorry” or ” ill kill him”
    Stranger: Well I am no snivelling Gryffindor. I don’t wear my heart on my sleeve, and I advise you to do the same.
    Stranger: Albus is dying anyway.
    You: screw Albus
    You: with u its always albus this and albus that
    You: why dont u marry Albus
    Stranger: You don’t understand the situation Potter. I am a spy. I have to take orders from Albus.
    You: fine
    You: and im a flying narwhal with a sword
    You: and im pink
    Stranger: You are thick.
    You: btw its still on my arm
    You: u callin me fat now?
    You: or are u reffering to my thick PENIS
    Stranger: No, see you are so thick you don’t get what thick means.
    Stranger: It means stupid Potter.
    You: ….i knew that
    Stranger: Stupid fool, just like your father. Pretending he knows everything.
    You: my father was AWSUM never insult him
    Stranger: Your father was a swine.
    You: MY FATHER WASN”T A SWINE
    You: HE WAS MORE OF DINSOAR OF AWSOMENESS
    You: DINOSAUR*
    Stranger: He was a failure.
    You: well atleast my father isn’t nearly a bad as yours
    You: for u to turn out the way u did that must have been one messed up childhood
    Stranger: Don’t bring my father into this. I know my father was a mudblood but I am not parading around saying he is amazing like you Potter. You don’t even know my father. Your father on the other hand was a stupid Gryffindor.
    You: noooooooooo
    You: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    You: my penis is still great though
    You: soo anyways about this dying Albus wat im I suppose to do
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    You: where are u from?
    Stranger: you frist
    You: you frist
    Stranger: omg!
    You: omg!
    Stranger: you are very confused

    Stranger: !
    You: you are very confused
    You: !
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    Me: Dunder Mifflin, this is Pam.
    Stranger: hooray beer
    Me: May I help you?
    Stranger: dunder mifflen, this is zeus
    Stranger: what is dunder mifflin btw?
    Stranger: possibly
    Stranger: do you have a gun?
    Me: We sell paper products.
    Stranger: my partner is annoying…u know…
    Stranger: hooray, toilet paper by chance?
    Stranger: my butt is starting to itch
    Me: No Sir, copy paper.
    Stranger: that will do, does it come in bulk
    Me: Yes Sir.
    Stranger: and aloe refreshing scent for when my business is “messy”
    Stranger: ?
    Stranger: hooray, what about chocolate scented?
    Me: We currently don’t stock scented paper.
    Stranger: i like my toilet paper like my men, you know what i am saying…
    Me: Will that be all today.
    Stranger: aww, boo
    Stranger: what about air freshener
    Me: Thank You
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  43. You: Hello, this is Pizza Hut, how may I help you today?
    Stranger: I’d like several large cheesy pizzas please.
    You: All right, exactly how many….sir?
    Stranger: I believe you mean ma’m
    You: Oh, I’m sorry, ma’am.
    You: Exactly how many pizzas do you want, ma’am?
    Stranger: 27
    You: Oh, ok.
    You: That will be…
    You: 400$.
    Stranger: A million pounds because Pizza Hut is extortionate.
    You: Yes.
    You: We will be there shortly.
    You: Your address is not needed because we already know where you live.
    Stranger: Ahhhh I thought you did.
    You: Yes.
    Stranger: First rule of Pizza Hut.
    You: Would you like a free shotgun, ma’am?
    Stranger: We cannot obtain lisences as easily over here.
    You: Oh.
    You: Pizza Hut offers licenses for only $12.
    You: Would you like a license, ma’am?
    Stranger: Aye for ยฃ6!
    You: All right, ma’am. We’ll send over your shotgun, 27 pizzas, and license shortly.
    Stranger: Why thankyou
    You: You’re welcome.
    You: Have a nice day ma’am.
    You: FLORG
    You have disconnected.

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  44. Stranger: hey
    You: Hello
    You: You got the stuff?
    Stranger: depends?
    You: What’s the word?
    Stranger: the f word?
    You: No, the secret word
    You: You’re not him.
    You: ABORT ABORT
    Stranger: no!!
    Stranger: give me another chance
    You: Ok…
    You: What’s the word?
    Stranger: hyper-insomniaparacondriod
    You: Good.
    You: You got the money?
    Stranger: you got the stuff?
    You: Yep, right here.
    Stranger: ok. r u sure nobody followed you?
    You: Yep.
    You: This is a safe room.
    Stranger: ok handle the monet first
    You: What? You have the money?
    Stranger: nope i got the stuff dont u remember?
    Stranger: u got the stuff also?
    You: Crap.
    You: I brought stuff.
    Stranger: damn!
    Stranger: what should we do?
    You: Well, I guess we have what we both want.
    Stranger: i could use some money?
    Stranger: would you lend me some?
    You: Sure, how much
    Stranger: 5 cents
    You: That’s a lot, man.
    You: But I trust you.
    You: here.
    You: *hands nickel*
    You: Hey…
    You: Got any…
    You: *looks around*
    You: starburst.
    Stranger: ??
    Stranger: ahh i had couple minutes ago
    Stranger: but sold it out
    You: Damn.
    You: Well, tell me when you get any more.
    Stranger: i ll check the streets
    You: Ok.
    Stranger: keep in touch man, and tnx for the nickel
    You: Ok.
    You: Remember,
    You: Nothing happened here.
    Stranger: what?
    You: Good.
    Stranger: here? i never been here in my life?
    You: Me either.
    You: Who the hell are you?
    Stranger: go away stranger *winks*
    You: Ok, bye.
    You: *runs*
    You have disconnected.

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  45. Connecting to server…
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    Stranger: 2000/m/namekian
    You: same
    Stranger: hot lizard love?
    You: no
    Stranger: oh ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
    Stranger: we got two suns you know
    You: no
    Stranger: wai must i crai at your lack of knowledge of our country?
    You: youre insane
    Stranger: it’s your* dumbass
    You: its not
    Stranger: learn to predicate noob
    You: you are= youre
    Stranger: NO
    You: you are insane
    Stranger: your*
    You: your insane?
    Stranger: YES
    Stranger: goddamn
    You: what are you a fucking retard
    You: youre a spastic
    You: should be in an establishment
    You: what a fool you are
    Stranger: it has already been established
    Stranger: that your fucking wrong
    Stranger: goddamn!
    Stranger: get over yourself
    Stranger: and your high horse
    Stranger: paco
    You: im going to post this on reddit
    You: we will see who is right
    You: right?
    Stranger: doit i dare you
    You: i will
    Stranger: link pzl
    You: im not gonna do it now
    You: i know im right
    Stranger: your not!
    You: youre the motherfucker who should be sweating
    Stranger: sweating?
    You: cos youre wrong
    You: you are wrong
    You: i am right
    You: you are wrong
    You: end
    Stranger: yo, i kant tell what ur sayin
    Stranger: your using teh rong werds
    You: take care wrongness
    Stranger: i shall see you on reddit!#
    You: may i never meet you again
    Stranger: i am a mod and will pwn you noob
    You: i dont want any wrongness on reddit
    You: but you are no mod
    You: lol
    Stranger: psh, i wrote the original lisp engine
    Stranger: (see?)
    You: yeh im bill gates
    Stranger: (i (can (do parens)))
    You: lol
    Stranger: )(
    You: no humour can redeem you from your wrongdoings
    Stranger: that should be hifenated
    You: i know
    Stranger: donnot evear poast agen at mi site
    You: wheres the capitalisation too
    You: you are from /b/?
    Stranger: ๐Ÿ˜ฆ
    Stranger: better than reddit
    You: you are from /b/
    You: im sorry to hear that
    Stranger: so are you
    You: im not from /b/
    You: im a person
    Stranger: then how would you make such an assumption
    You: i dont know
    Stranger: exactly
    You: exactly what
    Stranger: your digital analog sequencer has wavlets foreign to this channel
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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    Stranger: hello
    You: oh hi
    You: nice to see you in here
    You: my names stranger
    You: what is yours
    Stranger: You
    You: Hi You
    You: I’m from the Internet
    Stranger: Me too!
    You: awesom
    You: I’m unisex
    Stranger: How’s that working out for you?
    You: It’s great. People put all sorts of things in my tubes.
    Stranger: lol
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  47. That convo was funny. I was on my ds hunting for math help. And if you were the other guy, Batblaster likes rock!!!

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    Stranger: i am looking for a female with webcam
    You: hi
    You: you are a pervert who wants to cyber someone, there isn’t webcam support for omegle anyway
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