FRUIT OPINIONS!

Holy crap. This strip’s been up for 800 seconds and it’s already the most controversial thing I’ve ever written, beating out comics about cunnilingus, the Obama endorsement, and my making 4chan tiny on the map of the internet. It turns out everyone and their mother has a fruit opinion, and every one of those opinions is now in my inbox.

Just remember to keep some perspective. If you think watermelon is delicious, and I think it’s only so-so, the important thing is that we each find something we like. Who’s to say whose taste is right?

I am. You are wrong; watermelon is overrated.

Also, I have never liked cantaloupe. It brings down otherwise tasty fruit salads. There, I said it.

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  12. This teach us an important lesson (that is NOT about perspective): fruit just shouldn’t be grown and consumed out of their natural habitat. I really underestimated apples before trying the real ones.

    If one think tomatoes are not tasty it is clear he has never been close to the coasts of Mediterranean Sea. Come to Rome, I will host you. (don’t go in a restaurant, they know you’re american and they serve you shit).

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