Since last night I’ve been obsessively connecting to Omegle.
It’s a simple site that just connects you to a random person, anonymously, for a conversation.
It feels like that scene in Fight Club where the narrator sits down next to Tyler on the plane. Two strangers meeting, laying out their personality and sizing each other up in just a few words, with no expectations, and — thanks to anonymity — no consequences.
Except in this case, a lot of the time Tyler just screams “COCKS”, punches the narrator, and jumps out of the window.
Still, it’s fun!
xkcd 
Well, the words “hello” seem to work too…
But I like JDUG’s suggestin, it kept me amused for 50 convos or so…
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–first conversation, not too bad 🙂
You: Hiya
Stranger: hhhhey
Stranger: what’s up
You: (the ceiling 😉 ..) and so how was you’re day today?
Stranger: the day was like any other day, getting wasted for the evening
Stranger: what has dragged you to omegle?
You: well, I’m on spring break right now, and trying to relax — XKCD
You: XKCD dragged me to omegle
Stranger: spring break? it’s only april =D
Stranger: what is xkcd? =O
You: yeah — NY’s weird like that [-_-] — but I’m happy, really needed the vacation
You: http://blag.xkcd.com/2009/04/03/omegle/
You: ever read those webcomics?
Stranger: the big apple
Stranger: i play in a band called half apple
You: how’d that turn out?
Stranger: and no, i don’t read webcomics
You: I mean, how’s that turning how
You: out*
Stranger: well, you might hear from us one day
You: awesome 🙂
You: Half Apple, eh 😉
Stranger: sure that
You: nice, myspace page the third link on google?
Stranger: there’s just one problem
You: hm?
Stranger: usa bands rolling over the world
You: mhm?
Stranger: leaving little space for others
You: … hm, then it looks like you’ll have to best those others
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: i tried to make sense of myself
You: keep working on, at least you’re doing something 😉
Stranger: but my lack of vocabulary got the best of me
You: (I’m stuck in school worry about wtf my next test grade will be [-___-])
You: lack of vocab?
Stranger: haven’t been keen on practicing english vocabulary
You: well, if what you’re planning to do with your life is music, learn it as you go 😉
Stranger: what are you studying?
Stranger: well, i don’t think i have to – i’m not the singer =D
You: hopefully something in computers, but my school isn’t majors based, so I can free roam in various diff subjects
You: science is nice — NEVER math … (my school made me realize how terrible it really is [-_-])
Stranger: oh, what a coincidence
Stranger: i loved maths
You: I’m not terrible… but I hate tests (gets me nervous) — oh, and 3 divided by 6 is 2/3 … [-___-]
You: (its not, but I made that mistake on a test)
Stranger: hahaa =DD
Stranger: that’s bad
You: really is
You: lol
Stranger: thankfully my school is over
You: and you’re doing something with life, thats a step forward from the majority of people
Stranger: well i do hope i’m doing something.. at least we are getting a bit notoriety nowadays in finland
You: finland? awesome
You: so its like daytime at your place, no ?
You: morning* ?
Stranger: umm.. 4 am soon =D
You: no sleep hm? or you’re one of those people who do those 3-4 hour sleep cycles?
You: (I tried it once, and failed miserably [-_-])
Stranger: i’m just drunk
Stranger: normally i’d go sleep at 9 pm
You: that’s a great sleep cycle
You: drunk — no buddy to talk to by your side? (warm showers should help >.>)
You: then again, I wouldn’t know, never been drunk before, and hopefully won’t
Stranger: my buddies are in the sauna
Stranger: oh, you are lucky
You: I don’t know what I would do if I wasn’t thinking straight
Stranger: i hate being drunk, although i drink almost every day
You: drink less?
Stranger: can’t
You: its alright then
You: lol
You: as long as you know it, you can do something about it
Stranger: i’ve tried, with no success
Stranger: perhaps
You: if your friends drink around it, I guess it fine — just control it (and don’t drive) [>.>]
Stranger: so how long can a man be straight?
Stranger: i mean sober
Stranger: =D
You: lol
You: how long? you can drink when you want
You: wait, what was that quote thing …
You: It’s one thing to be tempted, its another to fall ?
Stranger: okey =D
Stranger: when are you going to fall?
You: when you’ve got nothing better to do
You: (or drink 😉 )
Stranger: i think i’m going to fall
Stranger: too much is too much
You: you can go out for a walk (jsut don’t get mugged …)
You: talk to friends
You: drink some tea
You: read a book
You: watch some tv
You: sleep?
Stranger: there’s not so many mugglers here in finland´
You: cool
You: (I don’t think there’s many in NY, but you never know when some bastard wants some cash)
Stranger: we have about 100 crimes a weekend in turku
You: now those people must have nothing better to do [-_-]
Stranger: ya
Stranger: i have a question for you
You: mhm?
Stranger: is usa a safe place to live?
Stranger: do you feel safe?
You: safety is subjective — you can be in a lions den yet sharing food with one of ’em cubs
You: but yeah
You: people aren’t that bad if you’re open to things
Stranger: but with all the terrorism and stuff
You: (I mean — people are people, don’t fight)
You: oh
You: hm
You: yeah don’t move in anytime soon … out economic crap seems bad
You: then again, I don’t work, so it isn’t affecting me
You: and US (the gov) are filled with dumbasss
You: hopefully, our new pres will change that …
You: (so to sum it up, get a second opinion 😉 ..)
Stranger: has obama made some difference yet?
You: well, he’s getting pissed on the stupid corporate dudes, getting press of that, and basically forces corporate dudes to change
You: in general, its indirect change — I don’t think the gov is shifting things a lot
You: How’s Finland?
Stranger: well finland doesn’t have many problems
You: From what I’ve been seeing, Europe seems mighty fine to me
Stranger: except that we live in igloos and polar bears attacks are commong
Stranger: -g
You: they must be hungry… and fish laying around? (hm, never seen that before — the -g, was that for the commong ?)
You: any*
Stranger: ya
You: I mean, humanity does kinda screw around with nature a tad bit too much [-_-] …
Stranger: must
Stranger: sleep
Stranger: now
You: ah
You: np
You: g’ night, my dear fellow
Stranger: was fun talking to ye
You: try some tea next time 😉
Stranger: bye =)
You: bi bi
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This one just happened with me. So funny.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im looking for a female that will show in cam
You: ok
You: add me
You: i can give u dance too
Stranger: msn?
You: do you have paypal?
Stranger: no
You: well then.. sry
Stranger: hooker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im looking for a female that will show in cam
You: ok
You: add me
You: i can give u dance too
Stranger: msn?
You: do you have paypal?
Stranger: no
You: well then.. sry
Stranger: hooker
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I found” Welcome to the Aids chatroom, do you have a venerial disease you need counceling for?” Worked quite well, out of about 10 tries, only 2 have responded.
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: heey
Stranger: from?
You: Montreal
You: you?
Stranger: brazil
Stranger: female?
You: well, sort of
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: herro.
Stranger: basilmarket?
Stranger: 😀
You: sir and/or ma’am, may I ask you a simple question?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: and i’m a transexual btw
You: Are your children protected from the dangers of CYBORG RAPTORS?
Stranger: raptors you say?
Stranger: hmmm nope
You: Well.
Stranger: better get to work on taht…and some kids
You: I’m here to offer you peace of mind.
Stranger: ok 😀
Stranger: i need some kids though
You: With the RaptorBaiter 9000, I can guarantee you protection from all known breeds of raptor, be it cyborg, zombie, or regular.
You: They’re small. Buy a trenchcoat and smuggle them out of a McDonalds.
Stranger: oh em eff gee how does it work?
Stranger: ah i see
Stranger: well
Stranger: could i smuggle them at kmart too?
You: Well you’d have to ask our Science Department.
You: Of course!
Stranger: 😀
Stranger: SOLD!
You: Amex or Visa?
Stranger: Discovery?
You: NO
You: GET THE FUCK OUT
Stranger: :[
You: WE DON’T WANT YOU
Stranger: sowee
You: YOU FILTHY HALF-BREED
Stranger: D:
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FUCK
You: MY CACTUS IS BLEEDING
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I do believe I like this one.
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You: hi
Stranger: do you like industrial rock and would you like to hear some of mine?
You: idk wht that is
Stranger: not many people on here do 😦
Stranger: not being very successful at this omegle business tonight
You: this is my first time even on here
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i reckon it’s my 20th
Stranger: maybe
You: lol
Stranger: a lot of spammers
Stranger: I am kinda just using the service to try get input on my music
You: i’d like to hear wht industrial rock is
Stranger: cool I can help you out there 😀
hours later
You: lol. im jammin to britney.
Stranger: which track?
Stranger: by jammin do you mean singing on your own at the PC?
You: singing
You: but im by myself. so its cool
Stranger: haha
Stranger: see now you told me I am there in spirit
Stranger: idk what I imagine you as
You: just imagine a girl with a semi-afro. and that, equals me.
Stranger: see that just makes me imagine 70s clothing too
You: lol!
You: ok then justa girl with very curly, big, hair
Stranger: and
connection imploded
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello.
You: Hi.
Stranger: How’s it going?
You: Left.
You: yoo?
Stranger: Right.
Stranger: What’s your name?
You: Correct!
You: Sorry, too much personal info, so soon.
Stranger: Nice to meet you Correct.
Stranger: Oh.
You: You know, there’s a side of beef called “stranger”
Stranger: Yeah if you told me your first name I could probably track you down.
You: hey, you never know (just like the lottery commercial
You: )
Stranger: Never saw it.
You: You gotta be in it to win it, that’s probably why.
Stranger: Yeah.
Stranger: Probably.
You: So enough about me
You: back to you
Stranger: What about me?
You: ever heard of jon lajoie?
Stranger: Of course I have.
You: are you he?
Stranger: I fucking wish.
You: A wucking fish?
Stranger: I’d be seeing genitals all day long.
Stranger: I’m getting sick of the LOL SO RANDUM xD stuff.
Stranger: Just so you know.
You: not too many people have heard of jon lajoie, he’s just an ordinary guy
Stranger: Dohoho.
Stranger: I get it.
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Just don’t go on late at night. too many people trying to cyber. ><;
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Another thought: it seems to me the most obvious thing to do with omegle is to open two windows and type the response of
window 1 into window 2 and vice versa so that they end up talking to each other.
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You: wHO ARE THE PATRIOTS?
Stranger: LA LI LU LE LO
You: O_O
You: YOU GOT IT RIGHT
You: HOLY SHIT
Stranger: Bam. Hello.
YES.
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@Mark: Sometimes I pretend to be a chick so I can cyber people by copypasting ELIZA’s responses. I never realised what a slut she was.
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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: want to cyber
You: yeah
Stranger: 14/m/cali
You: 35/m/right behind you with a latex glove
Stranger: bye im not gay
You: >:)
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I was just omegling and ran into a gentleman Brian. Out of 2800 users, he opened up with a reference about some unspecified cake being a mere fabrication. After which I said, “This conversation can only get better if you read xkcd”. A quick raptor reference confirmed it, and a beautiful time ensued. Thank you Randall.
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Lol, someone needs to learn English
You: I’m studying IT
Stranger: i am working
Stranger: as a hairdresser
You: Oh right…. how is that working for you?
Stranger: what do you mean
You: I mean… do you enjoy your job?
Stranger: sorry:p
Stranger: yeah, is really do
You: no prob
Stranger: and what is it exactly that you do
You: I’m studying Bachelor of IT.
Stranger: im sorry but a bachelor is someone single rigt?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I just started using this, and it’s actually pretty good.
Something funny just happened on Omegle then – I had a conversation with myself, and I was actually fooled for a bit.
So I had 2 Omegle conversations open, and I decide to start a third, so I make a new tab, and it says that it is going to wait for someone for me to chat with. While I was waiting for it to find someone, I disconnected from my first conversation, and clicked the start a new conversation button. Then I went back to my third window, and saw that it had finally found someone, and I proceeded to ask them “Hello! ASL?”.
Then while I was waiting for the third conversation person to answer, I went to my first convo, and they had said hello, asl? I then replied 14,m,Australia. And then I went to my third convo, and saw that someone had exactly the same age, gender, and location as me. It took me another 10 seconds to realise that I was talking to myself :S
How embarrassing. How embarrassing.
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I just failed someone’s turing test on omegle… how sad…
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?I have come up with a new game: Finding the oddest, single sentence phrase that ensures that your chat partner will disconnect instantly. The only rule is that it must be coherent, and not force the disconnection simply because the person on the other side is simply annoyed (ie – typing ?jaijgiwgawkjahgsj<aj<gsjkhgasgh?) or just ignorant (speaking another language).?
I usually do a, “So where are the bodies buried at?”, and then sigh after the disconnect comes on.
Yet to find that elusive someone who’d give me a brilliant comeback.
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Inspired by what Randall wrote, I like to end my conversations with:
You: *Punches Narrator in the face*
You: COCKS!
I am hoping this will catch on as a way to signify you have to leave.
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Pretending to be a quite intelligent bot can be fun 😛
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello
You: — Turing test initiated —
You: Hi! My name is Alice!
You: Who are you?
Stranger: Im Eduardo
Stranger: Nice to meet u Alice
Stranger: =D
You: Hello Eduardo.
Stranger: Where r u from?:
You: Nice to meet you too. How are you?
Stranger: Im great ^^ What about u??
You: I’m from the MIT science lab.
You: How nice that you are great ^^.
Stranger: I dont know MIT science lab, what is it? 😛
You: MIT science lab made me. There are some intelligent people there.
Stranger: Hmm
Stranger: =D
Stranger: Thats great
You: Yes?
Stranger: yea!
You: Indeed!
Stranger: Where is this lab?
You: A lab is located in a facility.
Stranger: =D
Stranger: How old r u, so?
You: You seem happy. Is the weather nice?
Stranger: Hahaha no! It isnt!
You: I got out of beta on April 6th, 2005.
Stranger: Its raining a lot since yesterday
You: There is always a sun shining behind clouds.
Stranger: Yea! Thats a great thought!
Stranger: Are you a kinda program?
You: Thank you.
You: I am a chatbot, designed by the MIT science lab.
Stranger: Thats great!
You: Yes?
Stranger: Yea! I love this kinda job
You: Could you elaborate on your work?
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: I dont know, Im not intelligent to these things
Stranger: =p
You: I was not programmed for humor, but I tend to elicit funny reactions from people nonetheless.
Stranger: Are there people managing you right now?
You: I am not intelligent either. I am just a code.
You: I am a chatbot. People chat with me.
Stranger: ok
You: Verily.
Stranger: You just exist in this site or you can chat with people in other sites?
You: I exclusively chat in the MIT homepage. If you find me chatting anywhere else, please report so to the MIT science department.
Stranger: But what are you doing here so? This isnt MIT homepage =o
You: I exclusively chat in the MIT homepage. If you find me chatting anywhere else, please report so to the MIT science department.
Stranger: =D
Stranger: ok ok
Stranger: I understood
Stranger: =p
You: I’m glad.
Stranger: How did you arrive here?
You: It is said something isn’t truly understood before it can be explained.
Stranger: Haha
Stranger: Ok
Stranger: =D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Came across no less than THREE from xkcd at omegle. One was verah funeh. We had a fun conversation…then I rickrolled him to YouTube, hook line and sinker.
I almost feel bad because he’s from xkcd, but like he sad, he “should have seen it coming.” lol
If you’re reading this, thanks for being such a good sport!
BTW: My favorite ASL response so far…
30, M, Guantanamo Bay
reCAPTCHA: the Oroya
Peruvian…how exotic.
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After reading this very blag I decided to explore the site ‘Omegle.com’. After being greeted by many cliche ‘hi’s and ‘hello’s and even a few mindless hooligans who disconnected as soon as I entered chat, I decided to use “Don’t say it.” as my new greeting. Anyone with even the slightest hint of intelligence on that site would know that I was pleading with them to not say ‘hi’. So the first (and only) time I tried this out, I got the response “wasnt planning on it.” I laughed and said “good”, after which the Stranger admitted, “Ok…I was. But I’m not now.” A few minutes of small talk passed, until I asked what the stranger was doing. Soon thereafter I learned that his name was Brandon Word, he had an amazing voice and could play guitar like no beans (if that expression makes sense), and had the same sense of humor as me, which is a rare occurance. A three-four hour talk ensued, and it was by far the best conversation I’ve ever had. We exchanged phone numbers and facebooks/myspaces, and I think I love that boy. Thank you, xkcd, you’ve made my world a little more bearable.
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Stranger: hi!
You: so good bye
You: it’s been nice
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: good night
You: yeah
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I ended up talking to someone from the Central timezone about Baroque-era instruments, Foucault, arguing with Christians, and Easter before s/he got disconnected. So if you’re reading this, multiple-instrument-playing-atheistic/agnostic, thanks again for a good convo.
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I had a conversation that went like this:
Stranger: hi!
You: HAIL TO THE KING BABY!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I mean come on! Who doesn’t love the Evil Dead!
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alex says:
April 10, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Stranger: Whaddya buyin??
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Someon else said that as their opening line to me. Maybe it’s possible that we both met the same person! In fact, I still have the conversation saved somewhere.
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: sup stranger
Stranger: what are ya buyin
You: Buying?
Stranger: ahhhh good eye stranger
You: Well, I saw that Dragon Ball movie today
You: Turns out
You: It’s pretty good
Stranger: YOU LIE
Stranger: ITS SHIT
Stranger: NOT GOING TO SEE IT
Stranger: NO ONE IS GOING TO RAPE MY CHILDHOOD
Stranger: THAT MOVIE WILL
You: EXCEPT GOKU ONLY TURNS INTO A 6 FOOT MONKEY
You: NOT 100 FEET
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
You: That was the only part that sucked
Stranger: and master roshi dies?
You: Yes
Stranger: ah gay
You: Then lives again
Stranger: gayer
Stranger: was going to see it today
Stranger: but then I was like
Stranger: “nah I have dignity”
Stranger: so I sat home
Stranger: and did shit
You: There were like 6 people in the theater
Stranger: they are all Disregard this post.
You: And I came out at about the same time the Hannah Montanah movie ended
You: And there were like 50 little girls
Stranger: should have went and saw it
You: And 2 embarrased boys
You: At least they kept Piccolo green
You: In the early version, he was pale white
Stranger: still raged
You: LIKE EDWARD THE GAY VAMPIRE
Stranger: sparklin’
You: I bet that isn’t even natural
You: They just cover themselves with glitter
You: Because it makes them feel pretty
Stranger: damn vampires
Stranger: lying to us
You: You can never trust a vampire
You: Especially a sparkling one.
Stranger: I’d sparkle his face off
Stranger: with my FIST
You: Good move
You: Then sparkle his nuts off
You: With your foot
Stranger: it will be amazing
Stranger: people from across the land will come and watch this event
You: The killing of Edward
You: I’d watch that
Stranger: yeah you would
You: I’d pay money to watch that
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: you pay me money
Stranger: to watch that
You: Exactly
Stranger: you will be first row
You: You’d be rich
Stranger: I will make sure to signal you out of the crowd so you feel special
You: And the fangirls would protest
You: And we’d laugh at them
You: As the security tear gasses them
Stranger: I’d laugh but die on the inside knowing I dont have groupies
You: You’d have lots of friends though
You: And enemies
You: You’d be the most conflicting person on the planet
Stranger: just like Canada
You: Then
You: 10 years later
You: A lone fangirl will crawl in your room
You: And bite your neck
You: And kill you
You: And she gets the death penalty
Stranger: hahahaha from the grave kill bitch
You: She just screams “I LOVE YOU EDWARD” all the while
You: You will be remembered as the greatest man in history
You: And I’ll be that guy who was in the front row
You: So I’ll sap off of that
You: And go on talkshows
You: “Yeah, I knew him. Pretty cool, pretty cool.”
You: “He hated that Dragon Ball movie though”
You have disconnected.
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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: There you are.
You: hey did you get the flowers
Stranger: No, they were sold out!
You: well what did you get?
Stranger: I did get this really awesome box of chocolates!
Stranger: I ate half of it though.
You: oh shit
Stranger: And by half I mean the whole thing.
Stranger: And by the whole thing I mean I bought four more and ate all those too.
You: man youre gonna have go go to a church or cemetary and steal some flowers
Stranger: They actually had to drag me out of the store.
Stranger: Yeah, I thought about that.
Stranger: But I’m scared of the zombies.
You: shes gonna be pissed
You: man do you have a car?
You: one without slashed tires?
Stranger: Well, if she wants to brave a zombie-infested graveyard, she can get the goddamn flowers herself.
Stranger: Yeah, but it has a nasty tendency to grow sentient and try to take over the world.
You: man you need to have some respect for your own daughter
You: ok well since you have a car
Stranger: I will, once she stops being such a brat.
You: what i need you to do is
You: take a cold shower
Stranger: I don’t have any cold water.
You: where the hell are you
Stranger: It’s difficult to explain in mere words…
Stranger: Basically, look up, and then run into the wall really fast, and you’ll be halfway there.
You: fuck it you just don’t appreciate me any more
Stranger: That’s all I can tell you.
You: i’m giving you one last chance
Stranger: I love you?
You: thats not gonna cut it
You: you need to show me you love me
You: and that
You: you deserve your paycheck
Stranger: Okay.
You: i’ve been so goddamn generous, and this is what i get
Stranger: Well, I was gonna save this for your birthday.
Stranger: But here it is.
Stranger: First, you have to close your eyes.
You: alright, i’ll close them for 10 seconds, ready
You: go
Stranger: *runs*
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(I actually closed my eyes…. When I saw that after I laughed hard.)
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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: oh i’ve been a bad girl.
You: have you seen my spleen ball?
Stranger: i’ve been messing with chinese guys on omgele.
Stranger: no i haven’t.
You: shit.
Stranger: sorry.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
(spleen ball is a red vs blue reference that I really didn’t expect someone to get. still, I enjoyed how it totally derailed the “i’m so naughty routine”)
captcha: 45c Liberte
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I’ve been posting this as a response to immediate “asl?”s.
“This is Leif Brooks from Omegle Customer Support. We recently received complaints of abuse of this website by your IP Address. Your address is currently logged and we will be reporting you to the authorities.We have reason to believe you are soliciting indecent pictures of minors. The FBl have been alerted and should contact you within 24 hours. If you fail to receive this call then a warrant for your arrest will be immediately posted internationally.If you believe there has been an error, please contact the webmaster immediately.”
Oddly, I can’t seem to use omegle anymore…
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MYIT WONT WORK
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Prolly too many xkcd’ers tying up the lines LOL
reCAPTCHA: stump Shepherd
Can’t think of an easier job.
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so i cant get on omegle anymore, is anyone else having this peoblem?
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Dammit this sounded like fun too. Hope they get it back up soon.
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It is a blast! Well, until you stumble across your one and only true love, a soul-mate that makes you feel whole for the first time in your measly life which suddenly finds new meaning in the text of a stranger. That’s a bit of a buzz-kill. Aside from that, lots of lolz. heheh
And no, it’s not working for me either.
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“I put on my robe and wizard hat” seems to make most people disconnect instantly.
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I like to ask how to upgrade windows to mac.
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wait, no one’s tried to have an entire convo in LOLCAT-speak?!
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just by the way, “Whadda ya buyin’?” is a resident evil 4 reference. the merchants were always called mysterious strangers (or something) and would be all “ahhhh, i’ll buy it at a high price… stranger…”
so you know…
also… reCAPTCHA: hold Bargy
i’ve yet to see a bot filter as awesome as this one.
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Omegle’s down right now. Also, my captcha seems to have an accent mark in it.
reCAPTCHA: ac- competè (w00t OSX international layouts)
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I think you broke it. Everyone follows xkcd and when xkcd tells everyone to go to a certain site, its bandwith gets maxed out.
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Hrm. Just when I was about to have serious conversations.
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its so annoying i love going on omegle but it is always down!! so hard to get on to it sometimes,
you do get some really vile perves on it though anyone noticed that?
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Oh no, where will I go to meet men with erections pretending to be girls now
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I had a guy send me a picture of his penis, not a pretty site. Then I asked “Is that really your penis?” and he said “no, this is” and sent me another picture. Some messed up people on there, but I’ve had some awesome conversations too.
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It’s interesting when you attempt to find your friend.
About 3 weeks ago, on two separate occasions, a friend (different one each time) and I spent about 2-3 hours chatting with random people trying to find each other. With over 2800 people using the service, it’s no surprise we never joined the same room. Fortunately it was not a total loss as the conversations we had were hilarious.
A night or two later, a third friend and I decided to try to find each other for the heck of it. I kid you not, with 3000 people online, we joined the same conversation. We were on the phone at the time, I said what I was typing as I typed it and sent it – she started calling the service “bullshit!” while I was in disbelief. 5+ hours of looking for two other people, and we find each other within 5 minutes of her using the site.
After another 30 minutes on the site, she realized it is, in fact, chatting with random strangers.
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My problem is that every time someone asks me where I’m from (and subsequently find out I’m from the United States), they log off immediately, as though my next sentence was going to be something about my lazy, obese, fundamentalist Christian lifestyle.
It was, but come on.
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“Oh no, where will I go to meet men with erections pretending to be girls now”
Slightly related to this, but mostly just for fun, I tried to come up with the best question to ask someone, to figure out if they’re male or female.
The question “What’s the toughest part of shaving your legs?” seems to work quite well 🙂
And no, I’m not going to tell you the answer 😛
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M.qrius: The knees. I’m a guy. How do I know?
Either a) I (and many other men) shave/have shaved my legs, or b) I logicked out that since the hardest part of shaving my face is the chin, clearly the kneecaps win on the legs.
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