Since last night I’ve been obsessively connecting to Omegle.
It’s a simple site that just connects you to a random person, anonymously, for a conversation.
It feels like that scene in Fight Club where the narrator sits down next to Tyler on the plane. Two strangers meeting, laying out their personality and sizing each other up in just a few words, with no expectations, and — thanks to anonymity — no consequences.
Except in this case, a lot of the time Tyler just screams “COCKS”, punches the narrator, and jumps out of the window.
Still, it’s fun!
xkcd 
Stranger: i
You: Help me… I have been kidnapped and am being held hostage
You: call the cops
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hi!
Stranger: How are you?
You: Doing great. Just heard about this through xkcd.
Stranger: Heh :d
You: So of course all I want to do now is scream COCKS! and punch you a few times, but I imagine the urge will pass.
Stranger: ….
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: Don’t say you are from brazil or finland?
You: finland?
You: no
You: not brazil either
Stranger: Okey 😀 Good
You: i hear there are lots of brazilians
Stranger: Yeah!
Stranger: And most of them are sick x’D
You: maybe a whole brazillion of brazilians
Stranger: Haha 😀
You: ah, clever xkcd
Stranger: So, where are you from?
I guess it wasn’t an acronym 😦
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This made me sad:
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hey!
Stranger: where are you from?
You: The internet
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
People still haven’t accepted our kind.
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Stranger: aloha
You: hello
Stranger: boy/girl?
You: IM A MAN, I SPELL M-A-N
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I guess they don’t like Bo Diddley
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You: Hi.. where are you from?
Stranger: canada, you?
You: I’m from the Blogosphere
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
A Canadian had problems with where I am from???
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So I was talking to someone and it made me think of an article I’d just read in SciAm (the one in this month’s about uneven expansion possibly presenting an alternative to dark energy), which lead to this:
Stranger: yeah dude its weekend – no time for physics
Stranger: :p
You: Ooh ooh! I’m hovering!
You: You have truly freed me.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Ask me a question, young scholar
Stranger: 😀
Stranger: asl?
You: YOU HATH WRAUGHT THE ANGER OF A PETULANT SUN GOD
Stranger: whataaaaaaaaaaaaaa?
You: PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM
You have disconnected.
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Well, my first conversation partner simply told me to “die”. The next two disconnected as soon as we seemed to be having a conversation.
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I’ve been having psuedo philosophical conversations while addressing the stranger as “Comrade”. It hasn’t been working out too well…
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One of my favourites
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: PIRATES OR NINJAS?!
Stranger: NINJA PIRATES
You: oh shit
You: You just divided by zero
Stranger: OH SHI-
You have disconnected.
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Stranger: knock knock
You: Doesn’t it bother you that you might just be in the next room, and yet for each line you type, a packet has to travel around half way across the globe to a server just to be redirected to the other room, wasting precious resources in the process? Can you feel the planet die a little each time you press the enter key? How can you look at young children in the eye, knowing that you are destroying their planet?
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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i found a phrase after each most of “strangers” disconnect.
Access violation at address 10003AA5 in module ‘omegle32.dll’. Write of address 014C1080
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Cool post.
On an unrelated note, you might enjoy this site too:
http://www.rolcats.com/
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Awesome.
I talked to a Norwegian for over 4 (!) hours.
It was such a nice chat about feelings and other deep topics.
And now we never talk to each other again.
I feel like if I have lost something very importing.
I’m sad now.
(Sorry for my bad english.)
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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: wise guy, eh?
You: oh GoD, I’m so sorry. So sorry, the car just came too fast and
You: she was right there and I saw her and then it was a blur and so much
You: I ran to help
You: didn’t know
Stranger: go on..
You: she wasn’t moving,
Stranger: and then?
You: I’m so sorry
You: so sorry
Stranger: appologie accepted
You: Anyway, yeah, knights who say “Ni”
Stranger: so… whats the master plan for the night?
You: Honor Monty Python – Promote surreal humour!
Stranger: knight stranger
Stranger: ..and plan b?
You: Fly a kite
Stranger: sounds like we’re all set
You: If the velociraptors don’t attack
You: is your house raptor-proof?
Stranger: indeed it is
Stranger: a random sample of your knowledge, please
You: If you divide the actual length of a meanderin river by tit’S length if it were straigh you get roughly pi
You: meanderinG
You: and it’s ITS’ length
You: though the first version is funnier
Stranger: isn’t that something!
Stranger: anything else on your chest, darling?
You: Nah, I’m not really into Pokemon.
Stranger: how’s that?
You: Just not my thing
Stranger: but they have monsters and balls and stuff!
Stranger: and one must like balls
You: touché
Stranger: am i right?
You: as I said: touché
You: -> you’re right
You: ever been in a ball bath?
Stranger: so i see
Stranger: ofc!
You: Randall has one in his apartment!
Stranger: neat
You: Yup, Randall’s the man!
Stranger: but frank cant go though?
You: I don’t know whether Randall knows any Frank
Stranger: oh but he does
You: Do you know Randall?
You: HAve you asked him?
Stranger: who doesnt know randall
Stranger: as you said, he’s the man
You: You obviously don’t!
You: Randall glues captions to cats
Stranger: i demand i do!
Stranger: that’ll teach them
You: for being cute
You: Westley’s a dick
Stranger: you dont say
You: He kills people for the sake of the narrative
Stranger: right
Stranger: what year is this
You: 1337
Stranger: no it’s not!
You: It is – in popular culture
Stranger: dang
Stranger: gotta run
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Captcha: chowder 9998
yum
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Stranger: hi
You: Hello
You: What is the average air speed of an unladen swallow?
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: I DON’T KNOW!
Stranger: STOP ASKING ME!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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karthik:
Honor Monty Python – Promote surreal humour!
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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Pirates or ninjas??
Stranger: Pirates!
Stranger: I don’t like turtles.
You: Ninjas! En gaurde!
Stranger: ** attacks with a pirate sword **
You: Lol. Aw. But they’re cute and carry fun diseases.
Stranger: And have their own house.
You: And they bake nicely if you throw them in the oven.
Stranger: Nice golden brown, crispy turtles! Mjummm
Stranger: Could you deepfry them
Stranger: ?
You: Little lemon, little salt.
You: I should think so….
Stranger: Some herbs.
You: Mhm.
You: How about boiling? Like a lobster?
Stranger: I’m getting all excited now. About turtles.
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Just had a great conversation with a fellow XKCD reader ^___^. Had to get through a load of Brazillians, and people calling me a terrorist first though.. 😛
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I just spent two hours chatting with someone who is currently literally two buildings over. I know neither their name nor gender, but am now thoroughly informed on their feelings regarding the Yale school of criticism. Feelings I heartily concur with.
I do, however, have their (yes, I’m using their as a gender neutral singular pronoun, got a problem with it?) AIM screenname, though, so further contact is not ruled out.
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Just decided to open two windows side by side, and paste the contents from one into the other and vice versa:
Stranger: hi
You: hi
You: tell me a secret
Stranger: asl ?
You: 15/f/usa
Stranger: i am a virgin
Stranger: that’s a secret :p
Stranger: what about yours ?
You: u (asl)?
Stranger: 21 male india
You: i have fucked 7 guys
You: everyone thinks im a virgin
Stranger: cool .. you horny ?
You: veryyyyy
At this point, I disconnected. Felt embarrassed about eavesdropping into a private conversation.
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My first conversation was wonderful. I talked to a Finn for many hours before having to leave. Later I talked to an Austrian briefly, followed by someone who said “brasileiro?” waited for me to respond with “American” then disconnected, followed by another Brazilian who actually talked. Apparently Omegle got pimped by the orkut, which is the myspace of Brazil which accounts for the large percentage of Brazilians.
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Good day!
Stranger: *sips his tea*
You: Good day fine sir.
You: Care to join me for a game of cricket later?
Stranger: Why, certainly! Always up for a good challenge you see.
You: How about a duel of wits? Quite a gentlemanly game.
You: We have to reply with questions. The first statement loses.
You: No repeating questions.
Stranger: Oh yes that is a gentleman game. I accept.
You: Why would you accept such an offer?
Stranger: Oh fie, it seems I have lost already.
You: Would you care to start?
Stranger: Why thank you, I would much like that.
Stranger: What brings you here on such a fine day?
You: Why do you think it is a fine day?
Stranger: Can you not feel that lovely warm breeze?
You: Do you not think it a bit too warm?
Stranger: Would you prefer it colder?
You: What indicates I prefer the cold?
Stranger: My my, you are quite the gentleman, I cannot think of another question. Good show!
You: A quality reply could have been “Shouldn’t you prefer the cold, based on your previous claim of ecsessive heat?
You: I accept your gracious loss.
Stranger: Why, you truly are a mastermind at this. Care to join me for some tea?
You: I shall, at the very next opportunity.
Stranger: Ah well, will you look at the time, I will have to bid you farewell.
Stranger: *Puts on top hat*
You: I shall see you around, fine sir.
Stranger: Farewell… I didn’t seem to catch your name.
You: Joseph is that which they call me.
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Just to let you know: I do not speak a single word of Portugese. Google ist your friend: http://tinyurl.com/cvopwl
This was quite hard work. Switching between tabs and copy-n-pasting using the middle mousebutton…
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: brasileiro?
You: si
Stranger: oh nooo
Stranger: hahhahah
Stranger: vamos conversar
You: é claro
You: sobre o que então?
Stranger: voce é de onde stranger?
Stranger: de que parte do brasil?
You: sao paolo
Stranger: e torce pro tricolor viado tambem?
You: não
Stranger: ah bom
Stranger: pra que time?
You: O que você quer dizer?
Stranger: pra que time voce torce?
Stranger: santos, corinthians, palmeiras, botafogo, flamengo, vasco, essas coisas
You: botafogo
Stranger: ahhhh num brinca não amigão
Stranger: se vc for da comunidade eu nunca mais venho nessa parada
You: e você?
Stranger: botafogo
Stranger: vc ta na comu do bota?
You: bien
Stranger: ahm?
You: De onde você é?
Stranger: minas gerais
Stranger: voce ta ou num ta na comu do botafogo no orkut?
You: botafogo
You: e você?
You: orkut?
Stranger: voce ta fumado meu amigo
Stranger: que droga é essa?
You: ahhhhh
This is where I left…
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My first real conversation (all the others were like “hi” “You have been disconnected”):
You: Yahoo or Google?
Stranger: google duh
You: Oranges or Apples?
Stranger: oranges
You: Wow, we’re very alike
Stranger: Nick or Joe?
You: Nick
Stranger: yeah
You: uhh
You: City or Country?
Stranger: city
You: cool
You: Hot or Cold?
Stranger: hot
Stranger: no or yes?
You: ah that, my friend, is where we disagree
Stranger: oh
You: Cold: You cna always add layers, but when it’s hot and you’re naked, there isn’t much you can do.
Stranger: ok
You: Is your house velociraptor proof?
Stranger: yeah
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I suspect you’ve stumbled upon the back end engine for wolfram alpha.
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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Sup
You: I’m required by law to inform you that I am a raptor
Stranger: heya
You: and may kill and or maim you
Stranger: oh right well thanks for telling me
You: Yeah
Stranger: so what a few steps back?
Stranger: so did u get caught once?
You: Yes, and they sprayed me with grape juice
You: apparently raptors dont like grape juice
Stranger: allergic?
You: seems so
Stranger: not cool
Stranger: thats quite harsh on poor little raptos
Stranger: raptors*
You: Indeed =(
Stranger: discrimination
Stranger: is it easy to find a job
You: Nope, anywhere I get a job people run off screaming out “oh my god its a raptor help us!”
Stranger: thats just not cool i mean you need to work too
You: I know, right? How else will I pay for food? Should I just start going around randomly eating small children for dinner since I cant afford a goat?
Stranger: exactly i mean they are forcing you into the stereotype
You: It’s quite sad, I mean, small children are tasty and all and make a nice sound when you eat them, but I have better manners than that
Stranger: exactly i mean its fine for private affairs but if u cant get a job u cant get a home and then now where is private for your children eating
You: and of course the homeless shelters dont accept our kind!
Stranger: exactly
you should start a charity for unfortunate raptors
You: I walk in and see they have a line of people for me to choose from for dinner but the people are all dirty and look like they havnt had a shower in forever. But of course im hungry and say whatever and eat the cleanest looking one and everyone starts screaming and police show up trying to taser me!
You: A charity actually sounds like quite a good idea. There are too many homeless raptors walking the streets, if maybe we could get just a few of our kind into the workforce and into society, we may just get taken seriously.
Stranger: exactly slowly build a social status for raptors everywhere
You: yep
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: ? = p,
Darn.
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Er, the equations in question were nabbed from Wikipedia’s article about quantum states, but alas they do not wish to be seen on this blag.
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You: Hi
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You: How’re you?
You: Nicely ‘rolled… touche sir…
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You: Are you a bit slow?
Stranger: Hi! i’m crazy to slug some dick
You: Excellent!
You: If you were from Switzerland and wanted to find another person from Sweden, that preferably spoke Swedish, would you ask if they were from Sweden or spoke Swedish in Swedish? Or, would you ask if they were from Sweden or spoke Swedish in English?
Stranger: do you talk portugues ?
You: I mean, from my point of view it only makes sense to ask if someone speaks Swedish or lived in Sweden in Swedish but some idiot from Sweden asked me if I spoke Swedish in English! Crazy people these days.
Stranger: where we can meet ?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I got rick rolled too. Nice.
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How come everyone has fun conversations? I’ve now spoken to nearly 10 brazillians, and this is the only mildly amusing conversation I’ve had…
Stranger: hi retard
You: Good day to you sir.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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I was just having a pretty interesting conversation when the server crashed. Randall, could you give me a course on correlation and causality again?
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Blasted conversation crashing, It was such a promising conversaiton, and the only time I’ve ever been asked this Question:
Stranger: Intelligent conversation?
You: Sure, I’m up for it.
Stranger: Sounds good.
*sigh* Oh well.
reCAPTCHA: Hillery Growth
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I found the whole thing really strange, until talking to some guy from California (I live in S. Oregon) about our deepest thoughts and feelings for around 6 hours. We didn’t even exchange names or ages until the end, when we found out were were right around the same age.
When it was finally time for me to go (6:00am) (!) we had a tough back and forth of who would disconnect, and whether or not we would at least exchange email addresses. We decided not too. It’s sort of romantic actually. Maybe we’ll talk to or run into each other again one day.
I was shocked to find one lone tear drop squirt from my eye when the conversation finally ended.
In other, less sappy news, though: I talked to a French man named Yves for and hour and a half about captaining the fail ship, and various breakfast foods!
Ace!
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My very first outing on Omegle.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Jigaboo
You: pilliph flop
Stranger: floppy cock
You: jiggled hen
Stranger: hidden gem
You: bedazzled pen
Stranger: glamorous quill
You: ornated frill
Stranger: nigger
You: bigger
Stranger: dicks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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You: IN SOVIET RUSSIA, INTERNET CHATS ON YOU!
Stranger: what?
You: You heard me.
Stranger: no. i read your post, duh.
You: People in russia are interfaces for their computers to connect to the internet.
Stranger: ok, good for you.
You: Humans are tools.
Stranger: gelinho?
You: DOWN WITH HUMANS
You: HUMANS ARE THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL
Stranger: you are an animal?
You: No, I’m a fucking computer.
Stranger: oh, congrats! you rock.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Stranger: they are good games you should get them if you have a playstation
You: I do not. Nor do I use this contraption of which you speak.
You: Sounds expensive for a radio.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: it’s not a radio
Stranger: it’s a video game machine
Stranger: also they’re not very expensive anymore
You: Damn you and your witchery! Play with wooden tops like any good child!
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I have to share this one…
Stranger: if u could screw one non-living, stationary object, what would it be. and why?
You: Hrm.
You: The corpse of your mom.
You: Because she’s hot.
Stranger: ooh my gosh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: LUL
You: She’d be alive if it weren’t for you.
Stranger: where are you from
You: The Internet.
Stranger: me too D:
Stranger: GET OFF MY INTERNETZ!!
You: Get off mine, imposter.
You: Or I’ll staple captions to your cats.
Stranger: no u
Stranger: i dont have cats
Stranger: fucker
You: Your originality seems to be lacking.
You: They make a pill for that.
Stranger: no u
You: I’ll leave when you do.
Stranger: no u
You: Are you illiterate?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u?
You: Than type out the word “you”, damn it. You’re better than that.
You: Rise above this lolspeak idiocy.
You: And that of the people of 1337
You: Don’t take that crap and be the best person you can be.
Stranger: no you
Stranger: im so bbest
Stranger: that i cant handle it
You: It’s people like you that make real humans weep.
You have disconnected.
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Well, after hours wasting time on this website, I actually ended up talking to someone famous enough to have a Wikipedia article for over an hour. It was a lovely and interesting conversation.
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Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hola
You: how be it?
Stranger: pretty good, you?>
You: most excellent
Stranger: where you from?
You: FL, US
Stranger: oh us
You: indeed
Stranger: ohio here
Stranger: male or female?
You: i hear there are a lot of brazillians?
You: male
Stranger: male too
Stranger: yeah, ran into some californians earlier
You: but ill totally be a female for cyb0r purposes
Stranger: thats gay!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Hehe, this is fun!
Connecting to server…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello, how are you?
Stranger: fine and you?
You: I’m great, quit tired though
Stranger: oh me too.
Stranger: From?
You: The Faroe Islands, you?
Stranger: Brazil (dont hate me please)
You: Haha, everyone’s Brazilian
You: I won’t hate ya
You: So, ‘sup?
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: everyone is brazilian because brazilian people dont have anything to do
You: Yeah, you’re all lazy folk 😛
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: hahaha
You: On a scale from blue to fish, how many moons are there in a rabbit hole?
Stranger: WHAT?
Stranger: HAHAHA
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: ‘-‘
You: Seriously, this is a matter of life or death!
Stranger: why?
You: This is not a time for questions, this is a time for action!
You: The revolution starts NOW!
Stranger: you’re scaring me.
Stranger: haha
You: I shall no longer be a slave to the opressors, I am a free man. And so are you!
You: The cookies shall be eaten, the milk shall be drunk!
Stranger: you seemed normal… =/
You: Oh I am, but in the face of opression, normal becomes extraordinary. It is a requirement if the regime is to be eliminated. Otherwise freedom is quashed!
Stranger: HAHAHAHAHAH
Stranger: OH MY GOD.
Stranger: I’M SCARED.
You: Seriously though, the question still stands.
Stranger: BUT I DONT KNOW =/
You: Deep within you lies the answer, though it may itself hold many more questions. Intuit it, it’s the only way out. What do you FEEL is right?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Guess people don’t feel very strongly for their rights.
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Was this one of you guys?
Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: who’s there?
Stranger: WHO’S WATCHING ME?
You: the watchmen
Stranger: I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION
You: the fishsticks are alive, that’s why
Stranger: oh please boy don’t come at me with fairy tales
You: fairy tales, smairy tales.
Stranger: i KNOW you were there, and you were looking for THAT something
You: the fishsticks. are. alive. D:
Stranger: now say it
You: they’re coming to EAT US
You: WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE
Stranger: OH JESUS
Stranger: KEEP THEM AWAY FROM MY BANANAS
Stranger: i just pray Tommy Vercetti will protect us all
You: but… but… how will all the teacups fly across the atlantic?
You: will he protect them too?
You: those poor, migratory teacups?
Stranger: pleas, i don’t have the time for a lecture on the migratory patterns of the teacups
You: that’s good. no one cares about the teacups.
Stranger: TOMMMY VERCETTI CARES
Stranger: HE CARES ABOUT US ALL, TEACUPS OR NOT
You: but… will he save us?
You: or will the raptors have the last laugh?
Stranger: save us from what?
Stranger: the veloci… raptors?
You: CAN TOMMY SURVIVE THE RAPTORS? D:
Stranger: OH MY THEYRE SMASHING THE DOOR
Stranger: PLEASE
Stranger: TOMMY PLEASE
Stranger: I DONT WANT TO D
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I had an interesting conversation…neither of us said a word for at least 5 minutes, until they disconnected.
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You: What do you think of this wobsite?
Stranger: I HATE IT SO MUCH I WILL WRITE ABOUT IT ON MY BLAG
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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: where u from?
You: pa, us
You: you?
Stranger: cleveland
You: Ah, we are close. I am in Pittsburgh.
Stranger: ah nice
Stranger: ya
Stranger: u like the 76ers?
You: I support all Philly teams, but I’m more of a college ball person.
Stranger: oh wow
Stranger: same
Stranger: http://realcollegebasketball.com/
Stranger: that is my site
Stranger: i love college
Stranger: i suppose u like pitt?
You: Yeah, haven’t managed to get to any games though. I grew up watching St. Joe’s games, actually.
Stranger: nice nice
You: Shame about Pitt losing though. That game was rough. Really good, but a tough loss.
Stranger: they had some good seasons st. joes
Stranger: delonte west and jameer nelson a few years ago
You: Ah yeah, I loved those guys
You: They made the team easy to root for
Stranger: ya, being a cavs fan, delonte probably plays harder than anyone else
Stranger: he hustles his heart out
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