Since last night I’ve been obsessively connecting to Omegle.
It’s a simple site that just connects you to a random person, anonymously, for a conversation.
It feels like that scene in Fight Club where the narrator sits down next to Tyler on the plane. Two strangers meeting, laying out their personality and sizing each other up in just a few words, with no expectations, and — thanks to anonymity — no consequences.
Except in this case, a lot of the time Tyler just screams “COCKS”, punches the narrator, and jumps out of the window.
Still, it’s fun!
xkcd 
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Bonjour, je suis la no no?
Stranger: f or m
You: je suis la “G”?
Stranger: you GAY ?
You: oo la la!
Stranger: am?na godum o.ç
Stranger: senin anan? sikerim
Stranger: piç
You: jas a la homophobe, he he
You: sick pervo?
Stranger: homophobe
You: perhaps les pedofile extroadinaire?
You: non?
Stranger: vas te faire encule ne
You: La chein…
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: no i dont want to cyber..
You: geez,,
Stranger: niether do i
You: ya whatever..
You: you want nude pics
Stranger: Where you from?
Stranger: no i dont 😦
You: a HA! you ask me where i’m from? PEDO ALERT PEDO ALERT!!
You: STRANGER DANGER!
Stranger: not really im in school in ireland
Stranger: :]
You: bullshit! I call shananigans!
Stranger: lies
Stranger: im jo fritzil
You: There is no sane, un-perverted people on this site!
You: how stupid do you think i am?
Stranger: im fritzil
Stranger: your gary glitter
You: I don’t want your damn glitter!
Stranger: have some
You: Unless it comes with free coupons…
Stranger: want some aweets
You: then i might have some
Stranger: sweets
Stranger: there on my wilbert
You: FUCK YOUR DAMN SWEETS PEDO!!!
You: PEDO ALERT PEDO ALERT!!
You: stay alert, stay safe
You have disconnected.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you could, would you grow elephant tusks?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: sarap
Stranger: crazy
You: saran wrap?
Stranger: stupid
Stranger: pussy
You: do you have any?
Stranger: fuck
You: you sure are interesting.
You: …
Stranger: ckckcccckkckckc
You: wow! you don’t say!
Stranger: yes .. will u marr me ?
Stranger: pleaseeeee … im widowed
You: you gotta put a ring on it first booyyy
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you could, would you grow elephant tusks?
Stranger: u seen 2 be quite insane..
You: whatever pedo
Stranger: huh..
You: If you could, would you grow elephant tusks?
Stranger: no
You: ok
You: i probably would.
Stranger: it seems 2 dying 4 such an oppurtunity
Stranger: hmm..i knew it..
You: but no stupid trunk
Stranger: *U
Stranger: hahhahaa..
You: those things are dumb
Stranger: ur age?
You: I’m 12,
You: im fucking 12
Stranger: could have guessed..
Stranger: y do u need 2 abuse, if u are 12..??
You: A 12 yearold with the mouth and vocab of a 40 year old business man
Stranger: hmm…so u 40yrs old..i get it..
You: Actually my name is Officer Thomas Wagner. And your under arrest sir.
Stranger: but officer i was never indulged in any crime, can i get 2 call my lawyer please..
You: No, I shot your lawyer.
You: you can still try calling if you wish
Stranger: well, i m a secret cbi officer, u r under arrest ofice..
Stranger: *officer
You: HA! your not in the secret police. A secret police would never misspell Officer.
You: its a cardinal sin
You: ..idiot…
Stranger: whatever…i think before the police station u shud b taken 2 an asylum..wat say??
You: who says im not in an asylum ?
You: already
You: huh?>
You: you scared of the crazy ??
You: Boo!
You: hahaha
You: …
Stranger: no i enjoy it at times, jus lyk nw..
You: (stares at you with dark dead eyes)
Stranger: n i still enjoy it
Stranger: haah..
Stranger: ova wd ur tricks…boooooo!!!
You: Why would you ask my age?
Stranger: out of curiosity…
Stranger: is it a crime ??
You: what the fuck does it matter? we’re strangers remember
Stranger: hmm…
You: you trying to get lucky?
Stranger: y do u feel so??
You: I may track you down and try to kill you tonight.. just to let you know.
Stranger: y r u James???
You: Im Jack
Stranger: hhahaa..
You: THE FUCKING RIPPER FUCKFACE
You: I will castrate your grandmother.
Stranger: i actually feel lucky 2 not have understood watever u wrote out der
You: YOu dont understand Jack the Ripper??
Stranger: i dont want 2
You: never heard of him?
Stranger: of course heard
You: seriously, …he’s probably the most famous serial killer of all time
You: Who the hell are you??
You: you dont know ANYTHING!
You: I HATE YOU!
You: …..
You: (stares at you with cold, dead eyes)
Stranger: i m sherlock holmes…n i pretend not 2 know things
Stranger: it actually works at times
You: well it fucking backfired this time didn’t it Watson?
Stranger: well, u think so..
You: EVERYONE thinks so.
Stranger: haahh…
Stranger: stubbornnnnnnn
You: you have no idea how many people want to kill you right now do you?
Stranger: umm…yea, kin of..
You: Look out your front window.
Stranger: update ur jokes plz
You: do ya see them?
Stranger: i dont feel like laffin any more..
You: me neither
You: I’ve been laughing my ass off this whole time
You: Shit, Your a fucking riot man!
You: Ha! tell me another
Stranger: m a girl..
You: Shit, Your a fucking riot woman!
You: happy??
You: geez
Stranger: hahahhaa…
Stranger: u funny…
Stranger: n i like it, lol!!
You: seriously though, if you really are a girl and your under 20, get the hell off this site.. its not good
Stranger: kk…mr 40 year old man, i vill..
You: Pervert predator, evil empire, sorcerers and warlocks prey here.
Stranger: hahahaha….u seriously funny…
Stranger: lmao
You: truth.
You: ok. All jokes aside, im serious about that.
You: This place makes me so depressed
Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh….i m shit scared…hawwwwwwwwwwww…..
You: you should be.
Stranger: stop it now,,u dragging..
You: cause I just sent your IP adress across half of the USA
You: look out.
Stranger: umm…
You: kidding.
You: im fucking with you..
Stranger: thank god
You: kinda scary huh?
Stranger: i dont like ppl abusing
You: thing is. It could happen.
Stranger: how??
You: thats the risk you take on here.
You: thats a fact.
Stranger: well, m far away from us…no worries..
You: I don’t know how they do half the stuff they do on the internet, do you>?
Stranger: umm…no….
You: be careful. just be careful.
You: oh, and NEVER i mean NEVER click on any links people send
You: Im not joking anymore
Stranger: hmm..i have never tried it..n i take ur warning very seriously, thank u..
You: please do
Stranger: u sound concerned….
You: I’ve heard thats how they get your ip adress
Stranger: funny, hw can u mould urself in so many diff. ways..
You: ya im concerned, because I hate pedofiles and pervs!
Stranger: kk…
You: so,
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: hahhaaa…
Stranger: 18 f
Stranger: urs??
You: 92/velicorapter
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahaa….
Stranger: u r SERIOUSLY funny!
You: Do you have any ketchup chips?
You: they are SO good
Stranger: umm, yea itz in the fridge..
You: in the fridge??? so they are all nice and cool and crispy??
You: Damn girl! go eat dem chips!
Stranger: noo….i il gain wieght
You: What time is it?
Stranger: as it is hav 2 much..
Stranger: in india its 16:20…
Stranger: der??
You: its almost 6 in the morning here
Stranger: wat u dng so early??
You: talking to you.
Stranger: i knew it..u wud say dis…
Stranger: i meant
You: i knew too!
Stranger: y u up so early?
You: because im a pedo…i mean because im ..uh an early riser?
Stranger: hahaha…
Stranger: gud..
You: why are you on this site?
Stranger: den stop wasting ur time, n do something fruitfull
Stranger: was bored watching tv
You: I’m afraid all my fruits have been shakin from my tree tonght
You: …i dont know what that means..
Stranger: it sounded double meaning…chee..gross!!!
Stranger: hope u dint mean it..
You: yeah…that was kind of gross..
Stranger: bad
You: it reminded me of that song
Stranger: wich 1?
You: Steve Miller band
You: really like them peaches wanna shake your treeeee
You: la la la!
Stranger: umm..less knowledge…
Stranger: sry!
You: sorryy..
You: i am a pedo you know…i cant really help it
Stranger: wats a pedo, EXACTLY???
You: A pedophile
You: is a pervert
You: that likes children
You: and im not really one
You: just kidding
You: but there are Pedos on this site
You: all the time
You: pretty sick huh?
Stranger: hahahhaa…i agree…my 2dys experience says it ol
You: yeah. i think the first sentence i got was “Can i see your tits?”
You: I was like, ..uh, no..
Stranger: its so CHEAPPPPPPPPPPP
You: I don’t believe you can sir…
Stranger: sir??
You: nevermind
Stranger: no no say
Stranger: i mean
You: sometimes its just weird young perverts too
Stranger: explain
You: like 18 year old pervs
Stranger: shut up…
You: they start young
Stranger: mr 40
You: I said i was 92
You: and a velicoraptor
Stranger: but i beliv u r 40
You: what you gonna believe?
You: ok.
You: whatever you want
Stranger: wats a velicoraptor???
You: ha!.. oh man, thats the funniest question yet
Stranger: i dnt fin it funny..
You: a velicoraptor is a dinosaur..
You: with big sharp claws
Stranger: well stop flaunting ur vocab
You: sorry… my brain has a mind of its own sometimes
You: You ever seen Jurrassic park?
Stranger: u r 40, of course u vmust b vry learned uncle.. huh.. ::(
Stranger: umm…yes…its scarry..
You: There are velociraptors in it.
You: In the kitchen scene.
Stranger: i hav got it…..
You: the kids hide from them
Stranger: u want 2 confirm???
You: roar! hissss
You: raptors
Stranger: uffoo…
You: your on missy!
You: check it.
Stranger: PLZ CHANGE THE TOPIC
You: to T-Rexs?
Stranger: wats dat now???
You: god damn!
Stranger: i feel ignorant 2 the core..
You: You don’t know what a Tyrannosaurus rex is?
You: THAT IS SOOO COOL!
Stranger: hahahhaa…
You: I respect your ignorance
You: (bow)
Stranger: stop using abbreviationz den
Stranger: i m gettin angry n irritated n want 2 punch u now..huh!!
You: oh ya?
You: well,,, i …
You: I think your stupid!
You: there!
You: i said it!
Stranger: thanku
Stranger: late realisation
You: I think your …stupid.
Stranger: ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: Oh who am i kidding?? I love you! I didn’t mean it! Take me back Betty!
Stranger: shut up…
You: Lets go to Haiwaii
Stranger: i was enjoyin the humour earlier….but not any more…
You: Grab your grass skirt Betty , we’re going to hawaii
Stranger: u continue 2 b funny
You: You are really demanding.
Stranger: thats better
Stranger: but stop cracking jokes on me…
You: I feel like i should be getting paid for this
Stranger: hahahahhahaa….
Stranger: thank god
You: customer is always right i guess
Stranger: hmm..u seem 2 b a typical business man..huh!!
You: So why’d the chicken cross the road?
Stranger: uffoo…i dont kno..
You: Fuck, who cares? That joke is so overdone.
Stranger: 🙂
You: I eat that chickens wings and legs. mm
Stranger: i m a vegetarian
You: tastes like velociraptor
You: I’m on a strict stone and rock only diet
Stranger: hahhahahaa…u seem 2 b a veg. dinosaur…lol!
You: Im a Tofusaur
You: roar!
Stranger: kkk….i dnt care wich evr saur u r…
You: …ROAR!!…cough…cough…ahem..
You: You don’t care much for dinos huh?
Stranger: n if u cntinu ur saurs or whatever i il shoot u with my ak 47 gun..
You: ya right!
You: you can shoot people through the interwebs?
You: Your dangerous
Stranger: u dont kno my dadys source,lol!
You: Stranger danger!
Stranger: hmm..i kno..so better b carefull nxt time..
You: So whats life in India like?
You: Do you like food with curry?
Stranger: u kno i hav been thinkin, u have a great potential 2 chit chat early morning..hats off…
Stranger: hmm….yes, at times, not ol wys…
You: I love curry
You: it makes me feel exotic
Stranger: kk..gr8..
You: oooh.
You: curry
Stranger: stp thinkin abt curry 4 some time plz
You: So, I think i’m going to go eat something with curry on it now..
Stranger: hahahhaaa…
You: Thanks for putting up with me,
Stranger: hey
You: and Stay alert, Stay safe
Stranger: just answer one question plz
Stranger: last
You: never click links
Stranger: yea yea i understood…
You: ok, whats your question. Then im gone like the wind baby
Stranger: wats ur actual age???
You: 26
Stranger: hahaha,,k…
Stranger: u can leave now, n njoy ur breakfast
You: catch ya later. And do some research on dinosaurs!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=im3d1oNwbUg
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: HI
You: whats your name stranger?
Stranger: Timmy
You: how old are you timmy?
Stranger: 12
You: ahh
You: do you like girls?
Stranger: yes
You: what about boys?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: I LIKE EVERYTHING
You: oh thats cool
You: hmm
You: would you like a lolipop?
Stranger: yes
You: ok
You: well i have one
You: it’s the best tasting lolipop
You: jsut close your eyes and open your mouth
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you sick bastard
Stranger: do you go on omegle to get your sick pleasures with little kids
Stranger: you should be ashamed of yourself
You: it’s an orange flavored tootsie pop?
You: >.<
Stranger: lol
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 18 male here 😉
You: Unless you take it up the arse, I wouldn’t be winking. I’m the same >.<
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I’m looking for a Russian Mail Order Bride! Have you seen one? 😀 She was carrying a Strawberry Poptart!
Stranger: yes i have she brke in to my house last night
You: 😮
You: That damn ho!
You: I told her to quit doing that and raping puppies!
Stranger: she tried to steal all poptarts to
You: 😮
Stranger: you need to control her
You: I am so sorry!
Stranger: it ok
You: I know!!!! I’m trying to train that bitch.
Stranger: is she crazy
You: But all she does is speak gibberish!
You: She won’t speak American!
Stranger: does she have a menatal health problem
Stranger: damn thats no good at all
You: I know!
You: She’s like crazy psycho!!!
Stranger: you should really get her some help
You: I should probably stop giving her cocaine!
Stranger: that would be a good i dea
You: Yeah…
Stranger: how much do you give her a day
You: But I need her because she’s a good prostitute!
You: I give her a few lines about every 30 minutes.
Stranger: that makes sence then keep her
Stranger: damn then she must be out of it
You: Lol!
Stranger: fuck
You: Most of the time!
Stranger: haha
You: Unless she’s working
Stranger: aw thats shit. she must be a beast then
You: You know it!!!!
You: Gives the best head!
You: No gag reflex!
You: I cut it out of her throat.
Stranger: haha good thing
Stranger: haha very good
You: Yup.
Stranger: she must like the cock or the coke
You: She enjoys both!!!
You: I think…
You: Fuck if I know!
Stranger: haha i bet she does
Stranger: give her more coke
You: Yeah… And more heroin poptarts!
Stranger: yea and tell not to steal mine
You: I will.
Stranger: or my dogs
You: Sorry about that. D:
Stranger: no big deal dont let it happen again
You: Well, thanks for the info. I’ll be sure to pick her up soon.
Stranger: my dog almost ate her
You: O.o
You: Oh, dear!
You: Hope he didn’t mess up her face!
Stranger: yea shes really skinny
You: All she’ll eat are those damn poptarts!
Stranger: my dog thought she was a bone
Stranger: no wonder damn herion
Stranger: fuck shes going to die if she has any more
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Another cool site where you can kinda do the same thing but chat with random people near you is cuyx.com
There’s also pictures so you can see who you’re chatting with.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hi
You: age/species/location?
Stranger: 17, human, earth
You: omg
You: same
You: except for
You: i’m 393 years old
Stranger: HOLY SHIT
You: yeah well
You: because i only have one radiation suit…
Stranger: I can haz?
You: well see that’s the problem
Stranger: Gimme
You: i can’t give it to you because i only HAVE 1 radiation suit
You: besides
Stranger: I want
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http://omegle-chatwithstranger.blogspot.com/
To understand each and everything about Omegle.Enjoy Anonymous and stranger Chats.
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Y’alls are just so cool. I don’t have an Omgele conversation to give you but here’s the question I always start out with:
Do you have my funky little deep-fried dippy left arm?
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Stranger: Comrade, join the Communist revolution!
You: pervy ass here♥ may i take your order?
Stranger: I’ll have a bucket of swine flu and half a horse please.
You: we don’t have that kind of stuff here. this is pervy burger. don’t you know who your ordering from?!?! PERVY ASS♥
Stranger: In that case, I’ll have the Michael Jackson special.
You: would you like that to go?
Stranger: No, eat-in please.
You: how long would you like it?
Stranger: 15 minutes.
You: that would be $18.95.
Stranger: I only have euros.
You: how many?
Stranger: €12.
You: 11 euros please.
You: please bring him back up when you are done.
Stranger: OK, I’ll try and bring him back clean.
You: its okay. we sterolize anyone/thing(pedobear) when the user is done. your in room number 19.
Stranger: Pedobear? He’s here too?
You: yep. he’s a little more expensive though. all the little girls and boys try to get him. we need him out priced for their sake
Stranger: I can sell you some used condoms.
You: how many?
Stranger: I have 1700. You get a free Jesus with every 100.
You: we’ll take em all. you can have pedobear and michael jackson for 3 hours. anyone else you’d like with that?
Stranger: I’ll take Stalin if you have him?
You: infact we do!!! you have 3 hours with michael jackson, pedobear, and stalin! enjoy!!
Stranger: Thanks. We’ll ship out your 17 free Jesuses. What type would you like?
You: what type do you have?
Stranger: Black, Chinese, Jewish, Muslim, white, Arab, gay, female, smurf-blue and many more.
You: ill take em all!
Stranger: Well, we’ll ship them out and you’ll get them by 2017.
You: yayy!
Stranger: By the way, postage is €7200 ($11000)
You: okay you can keep michael jackson
You: i’d let you keep pedobear but he’s far to dangerous to let loose. we need a permit to keep him in stores!
Stranger: I’ll take him to the local kindergarten.
You: okay!
You: oh no! more people! i have to go! enjoy! your in room 19! 3 hours!
Stranger: OK comrade, I’ll head there now.
Stranger: Иди нахуй
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that is blissfull
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heeelllooo anyone there?
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Merry Christmas
You: Im Jewish
Stranger: im german
You: oh shit
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Stranger: I’m a guy, so fuck off.
You: ?
You: well I’m a girl so screw you
Stranger: Suck my cock, asshole!
Stranger: I win.
You: That was rude
Stranger: Yes, it was.
You: Would you say that to your mom?
Stranger: It was intended to be.
Stranger: No, I would not.
You: Then don’t say it to me
Stranger: My mom is not an asshole.
You: Well she had you
You: PWNED
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f horny with webcam ?
You: hi
You: m horny with no life, thats what you are, call me batblaster
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I thought i’d get somewhere with this convo…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I’m bored
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: me too
You: thats why we are here
You: call me batblaster
Stranger: why?
You: because i like that nickname
You: helps break the anomity somewhat. Pardon my spelling
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I am death come for you.
Stranger: horny?
You: Death… is not horny.
You have disconnected.
Take 2, go!
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: If you could be any of the four horseman, which would you be and why?
You: You have two minutes to answer this question.
Stranger: i dnt wanna ba horsemen
Stranger: i wanna fukk
You: AND that is why you will never be Miss America.
You: For shame, for shame.
Stranger: u wana fukk
You: Only with Miss America.
Stranger: i miss america bitch
You: I miss her too sometimes, even though she is always here, right beneath my feet.
You: But sometimes she feels distant, you know?
You: It’s like… we’re losing our connection.
You: It’s hard to describe.
You: Maybe that initial flame has just burnt down.
You: I don’t know anymore.
You: I mean, I still salute when I see those stars and stripes if you know what I mean, but it’s just not the same.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I’m noticing a trend here, let’s see if we can break it…
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi.
You: Hello.
Stranger: asl? or do you want me too go first>?
You: This is an intriguing question. I must ponder it.
You: I have concluded my ponderings. I have concluded that you are a fish.
You: Is this correct?
Stranger: not really.
You: I apologize for this error.
You: Allow me to reprocess.
You: Reprocessing complete. I have concluded that you are an aerial abnormality.
You: Is this correct?
You: If yes, press 1. If no, press 2. If you would like to hear the options again, press 3.
Stranger: 4. do you know which one that is.
You: Command not recognized, please try again.
Stranger: bye you retarted asshole.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Conclusion: Omegle is the internet equivalent of a truckstop gloryhole.
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi!
Stranger: My Korean does not disregard Oh! as Korea E
Stranger: ?
You: I’d like to pretend I understand..
Stranger: Is grateful
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This was the most wierd conversation of my life!
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K, this is an old blog post, but I had to post in this one. 🙂
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: ho
You: What’s up?
Stranger: good
You: Good is up?
You: I guess that’s… good :>
Stranger: iam from japan
You: I am from Canada
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: fuck you
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I feel so bad, i was joking around saying help, and da stranger was worried and my internet connection cutoff before i could tell da person it was a joke. So if da person is still out there or cares it was a joke i was just gonna say there is a monster under ma bed.
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Well it’s on Failblog and doing the rounds on the internet now, but I had an amusing Omegle encounter back in December;
http://deerdairy.efx3.com/2009/12/02/thus-is-omegle/
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hi 😉
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All the funniest omegle convos are here,
check it out! 🙂
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http://www.lolmegle.com
All the funniest omegle convos are here,
check it out! 🙂
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i tried talking to tem about elephants and we did but then the convo ended on dicks
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: im sexy
Stranger: and yyyyyyyyoooooooouuuuuuuuuuu aren’t
Stranger: HA!
Stranger: k bye
Stranger: be a bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Thank you for this, Randall. 🙂 This site is very fun!
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Thank you for this, Randall. It’s fun! 🙂
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You: hey(:
Stranger: tell me. if i told you to turn on your webcam and show me your tits. would you?
You: i would wish you luck finding someone on here that would actually do that with you 😉
You: hells no
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi 🙂
You: Hi.
Stranger: whatsup?
You: I’m a velociraptor! a wizard turned me into one!
Stranger: OMG!
Stranger: NOOOOO!
You: HALP.
Stranger: :(((((((
Stranger: I WISH I COULD!
You: HOW DO I STOP BEING VELOCIRAPTOR?
Stranger: OMG IDK:/
Stranger: ONLY THE MOST MAGICAL WIZARD KNOWS!
You: OH GOD I’M SCREWED. I ONCE PEED ON HIS HEAD AND HE WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME.
Stranger: OH SHIT.
Stranger: THEN WE MUST GO TO THE EVIL SIDE
Stranger: THERES ONLY ONE PERSON WHO CAN HELP US
You: WHO?
Stranger: MILEY CYRUS.
You: HOW CAN SHE HELP?
Stranger: she and her devilish ways!
You: i LIKE YOUR THINKING.
Stranger: lmao thank you!
You: But are you sure it’s gonna work?
Stranger: im positive!
Stranger: she helped gandalf!
You: How do we find her?
Stranger: she lives in a magical cave high high in the mountains of switzerland
You: Let’s go!
Stranger: hellz yeah!
You: I don’t know what to type here.
Stranger: we’re on a magical journey in the airplane, no wifi allowed
You: This is thebest day ever!
Stranger: LMAOO!
Stranger: 😀
You: 😀
Stranger: where off to know?
Stranger: now*
You: Wherever Miley Cyrus is. Resturaunts don’t allow dinosaurs inside.
Stranger: LMAOO
Stranger: lets go visit reptar!
You: YAY! I don’t know who that is.
Stranger: OMG FROM RUGRATS?
You: I don’t watch Rugrats. I watch TELETUBBIES.
Stranger: OMG THE PURPLE ONE LIVES NEXT DOOR TO MILEY CYRUS!!!!!!!!!
You: YAAAAAY!
Stranger: he takes a lot up the ass though
You: Do you know where the green one is?
Stranger: he lives in nigeria
Stranger: the PROMISE LAND
You: I know where I’m going after this.
Stranger: good thing im a jumper!
Stranger: lmao where?
You: NIGERIA.
Stranger: OMG YES
Stranger: IM A JUMPER SO WE CAN TELEPORT THERE
You: 😀
Stranger: ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: Let’s find Miley Cyrus.
Stranger: WE CAN GO SKIING!
Stranger: we should, we should
Stranger: we must get you back to normal form
You: Dinosurs aren’t allowed to ski.
Stranger:
You: BUT DINOSAURS ARE!
You: Just no dinosurs
Stranger: :(((((((
Stranger: do you have fb? lol
You: No.
Stranger:
Stranger: then you must make the journey by yourself
Stranger: i must leave from here
You: Why?
Stranger: i have to go get ready lol
You: I’m screwed.
Stranger: im so sorrry 😦
Stranger: tryuiop;’
You: WHY AM I STILL DINOSAUR?
Stranger: :(((
Stranger: only miley cyrus may help you my dear.
Stranger: i must leave now.
You: SAD FACE.
Stranger: goodbye and farewell.
You: Be.
You: Bye*
Stranger: 😦
Stranger: goodbye
You: 😦
Stranger: are you suree you dont have msn or fb? lol
You: Yes, I’m sure.
Stranger: then farewell!
Stranger: 😦
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Stranger: hi 🙂
You: Hi.
Stranger: whatsup?
You: I’m a velociraptor! a wizard turned me into one!
Stranger: OMG!
Stranger: NOOOOO!
You: HALP.
Stranger: :(((((((
Stranger: I WISH I COULD!
You: HOW DO I STOP BEING VELOCIRAPTOR?
Stranger: OMG IDK:/
Stranger: ONLY THE MOST MAGICAL WIZARD KNOWS!
You: OH GOD I’M SCREWED. I ONCE PEED ON HIS HEAD AND HE WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME.
Stranger: OH SHIT.
Stranger: THEN WE MUST GO TO THE EVIL SIDE
Stranger: THERES ONLY ONE PERSON WHO CAN HELP US
You: WHO?
Stranger: MILEY CYRUS.
You: HOW CAN SHE HELP?
Stranger: she and her devilish ways!
You: i LIKE YOUR THINKING.
Stranger: lmao thank you!
You: But are you sure it’s gonna work?
Stranger: im positive!
Stranger: she helped gandalf!
You: How do we find her?
Stranger: she lives in a magical cave high high in the mountains of switzerland
You: Let’s go!
Stranger: hellz yeah!
You: I don’t know what to type here.
Stranger: we’re on a magical journey in the airplane, no wifi allowed
You: This is thebest day ever!
Stranger: LMAOO!
Stranger: 😀
You: 😀
Stranger: where off to know?
Stranger: now*
You: Wherever Miley Cyrus is. Resturaunts don’t allow dinosaurs inside.
Stranger: LMAOO
Stranger: lets go visit reptar!
You: YAY! I don’t know who that is.
Stranger: OMG FROM RUGRATS?
You: I don’t watch Rugrats. I watch TELETUBBIES.
Stranger: OMG THE PURPLE ONE LIVES NEXT DOOR TO MILEY CYRUS!!!!!!!!!
You: YAAAAAY!
Stranger: he takes a lot up the ass though
You: Do you know where the green one is?
Stranger: he lives in nigeria
Stranger: the PROMISE LAND
You: I know where I’m going after this.
Stranger: good thing im a jumper!
Stranger: lmao where?
You: NIGERIA.
Stranger: OMG YES
Stranger: IM A JUMPER SO WE CAN TELEPORT THERE
You: 😀
Stranger: ANDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You: Let’s find Miley Cyrus.
Stranger: WE CAN GO SKIING!
Stranger: we should, we should
Stranger: we must get you back to normal form
You: Dinosurs aren’t allowed to ski.
Stranger:
You: BUT DINOSAURS ARE!
You: Just no dinosurs
Stranger: :(((((((
Stranger: do you have fb? lol
You: No.
Stranger:
Stranger: then you must make the journey by yourself
Stranger: i must leave from here
You: Why?
Stranger: i have to go get ready lol
You: I’m screwed.
Stranger: im so sorrry 😦
Stranger: tryuiop;’
You: WHY AM I STILL DINOSAUR?
Stranger: :(((
Stranger: only miley cyrus may help you my dear.
Stranger: i must leave now.
You: SAD FACE.
Stranger: goodbye and farewell.
You: Be.
You: Bye*
Stranger: 😦
Stranger: goodbye
You: 😦
Stranger: are you sure you dont have msn or fb? lol
You: Yes, I’m sure.
Stranger: then farewell!
Stranger: 😦
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You: hey(:
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: wow now THATS new one
You: just the thing i wanted to be asked..you know what? i dont think it matters
Stranger: frist of all please tell me mor f
You: why?
You: nice spelling, by the way (;
Stranger: nothing woorrry well what r u doing
You: nothing really
You: dont feel like saying the whole word?
You: you think ONE letter is enough lol
You: very ambitious
Stranger: which contry u belong ?
You: it would be just fantastic if i could understand what your saying
You: care to SPELL IT OUT for me? xD
Stranger: why r u not talk simply
You: you cant take a hint, can you?
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Stranger: hello
You: heyy(:
You: what is upp stranger?
Stranger: not muchh strancher 😉
Stranger: asl??
You: 15 f us
You: haha sorry im a bit off today
Stranger: me 2 lawl
You: awesome
You: so hows it goin?
Stranger: everythings good im kinda tired
Stranger: hbu
You: pretty good
You: im supposed to be doing my math homework
You: dont tell 😉
Stranger: dnt worry 😉
Stranger: whats your name??
You: jessica
Stranger: cool
Stranger: any pix?
You: wait what? xD
Stranger: do you have any pictures of yourselff
You: oh right
You: haha i was like, what the eff are you talking about?
Stranger: jajajaj youre cool
You: thanks :]
Stranger: so do u??
You: hmm?
You: ohh yeah i do, actually
You: dont worry, im not stoned immaculate LOL
Stranger: jajajjaa
You: what does immaculate mean?
Stranger: u dont know what it means??
You: i do..but i just wanna make sure
Stranger: like the immaculate conception of christ
Stranger: no stains…get it??
Stranger: macule means stain
You: i think so
Stranger: in a very coloquial language jajja
You: i just dont get how it has anything to do with drugs?
Stranger: what teh hell are you talking about??
You: what i said before
You: you know what? i officially have no idea what im talking about xd
You: xD
You: anyways, where were we?
Stranger: jajajajjajjajajaja
Stranger: that you had pictures
You: of what?
Stranger: yourself
You: where?
Stranger: orlando
You: haha i know, im just screwing with ya 😉
You: actually im from minnesota
Stranger: im sorry about your vikes
You: doesnt make any difference to me
You: i hate football
Stranger: oh ok
You: did you know that most vikings here migrated from norway? 😀
Stranger: jajajajjajajaj
You: im serious
You: look it up, its there
Stranger: i know
Stranger: jajjajjajajjajajaa
You: thats great 🙂
You: and we actually have a viking boat somewhere on display
You: up north somewhere, its pretty cool
You: but its not real
Stranger: heyy listen im going to sleep im really tired youre really fun to talk to good night 🙂
You: haha thank you, that means alot
You: really(:
You: byee
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You: hey(:
Stranger: talk derty to me
Stranger: im 18 f live in usa
You: haha guess what? i’d rather shove a crow bar up my ass
You: that dirty enough..?
You: 😉
Stranger: no like ask me a derty qwshten]
You: why are you soo fuckin desperate to get screwed? xD
You: its obvious, trust me
You: nice spelling, by the way 😀
Stranger: idk just ask me derty qweshten
Stranger: a rely derty one
Stranger: rely rely rely derty one
You: umm ok..you ready? 😉
Stranger: ya
You: is it your goal in life to meet up with a 50 year old pedophile and fuck him till his brains come out..and then the next day you realize “oh shit, i have crabs”?? 😀
You: i bet it is
Stranger: hello ne
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You: hey(:
Stranger: talk derty to me
Stranger: im 18 f live in usa
You: haha guess what? i’d rather shove a crow bar up my ass
You: that dirty enough l)
You: 😉
Stranger: no like ask me a derty qwshten]
You: why are you soo fuckin desperate to get screwed? xD
You: its obvious, trust me
You: nice spelling, by the way 😀
Stranger: idk just ask me derty qweshten
Stranger: a rely derty one
Stranger: rely rely rely derty one
You: umm ok..you ready? 😉
Stranger: ya
You: is it your goal in life to meet up with a 50 year old pedophile and fuck him till his brains come out..and then the next day you realize “oh shit, i have crabs”?? 😀
You: i bet it is
Stranger: hello ne
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You: hey(:
Stranger: horny
You: hahaha im sure
Stranger: asl
You: can i suggust something first?
Stranger: wha
Stranger: t
You: it seems like you feel like your in need of desperate sexual interaction..but why the hell would i give into that? ::D
You: so why should you?
You: TRY TO GET FUCKED OUTSIDE OF THE INTERNET 😀
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Stranger: looking for horny girls to chat up
You: hi
You: i’m just a girl
You: lol
Stranger: wanna talk dirty?
Stranger: pretty horney atm
You: i don’t know how to talk dirty lol
Stranger: oh id suck your tits and make your pussy wet
Stranger: would u like that?
You: no, i’d probably stab you in the face
You: then i’d gut you and take out your heart and eat it
You: then cook up your entrails and serve them to my family
Stranger: Oh ok
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You: Hi:)
Stranger: hello
You: asl?
Stranger: 15/m/america
You: cool, 16/f/ireland
Stranger: oh sorry im gay? bye
You: YOU SICKOOO!
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You: how do u know im sexy???
Stranger: im just guessing m or f
You: f
You: u?
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Stranger: I AM A BANANA!
You: I AM A APPLE!
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Stranger: APPLES AND BANANAS
You: BANANAS AND APPLES
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You: AHHH IT’S EATING ME!
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Stranger: You should look up family learning channel rejects on youtube
You: PLEASE! I DON’T WANT TO DIE LIKE THIS
Stranger: you might like it
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Stranger: Horny guy?
You: I put on my pointed elf ears and bell tipped shoes. I’m ready for you, baby.
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You: whats up?
Stranger: I am 18 male looking for a horny girl~
You: you’re sick.
Stranger: ??
You: YOU’RE GODDAMN SICK!
Stranger: why?
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Stranger: hello
You: dino dino dino saur
Stranger: dude or bitch/
You: whore
You: or skank
You: or slut
You: whichever you prefer to call me
Stranger: shit
Stranger: you know life is big shit
You: yup. ive yet to see bigger shit
Stranger: my shit?
Stranger: or your bf shit?
You: i have bf shit? aha
Stranger: im talkin about penis babe
You: bahaha
Stranger: asl?
You: well you know what they say about size vs. ego
Stranger: HOT
Stranger: so asl?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: need to know if you can be my babe
You: lmao 16 skank australia
You: im no ones babe
You: aha
Stranger: sweet
You: you?
Stranger: 18 male australia no joke im surprised
You: serious? aha
You: what state?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: your state is my stae
Stranger: state
Stranger: i mean
You: sure thing
You: my house then? aha
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: if you want to
You: lmao
Stranger: you make make me fall for you
You: haha well there’s nothing to catch you so watch out
Stranger: are you hot
You: i’m smoking lmao
Stranger: to tell you the truth
You: hm?
Stranger: im an emo
You: haha great for you
Stranger: you make bleed
Stranger: i love you
You: now we’re onto crazy shit huh? lmao
Stranger: think of me and ill think of you
You: haha
Stranger: LMFAO
Stranger: hey i think youre beautiful
You: haha just personality-wise?
Stranger: just like the stars in the sky
You: haha aw how sweet
Stranger: what do you mean?
Stranger: thank you
You: well you have no idea what i look like hey?
You: lmao
Stranger: i think youre perfect
Stranger: not kidding
Stranger: not telling you this to like
Stranger: me
Stranger: this is how i feel
You: haha you might not be kidding, though you might just not know what you’re saying 😉
Stranger: with you its different
Stranger: though i cant see you
You: haha
You: i’m not the only girl out here that will make you feel this way 😉
Stranger: dont you feel the same way
Stranger: im weirded out really
Stranger: but
Stranger: i like you
You: haha great
You: well theres a difference when you say like 😛
Stranger: oh youre a nice girl
Stranger: a sweet girl
You: haha thanks
Stranger: make sure youre bf not gonna hurt you
Stranger: or else ill hurt him
You: lmao
You: xD
Stranger: i can see from the way you talk that youre a nice person
Stranger: youre the longestperson i ever talk with
You: haha really?
Stranger: wait my sisters comin
You: lmao okay
Stranger: im back
You: welcome back xD
Stranger: wait
You: hm?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: im so sorry
You: for what?
Stranger: my siter kept on comin
Stranger: back
You: haha no worries its fine
You: xD
Stranger: its weirdyoure not askin me questions
You: haha what questions should i be asking? 😛
Stranger: i dont know
Stranger: usually girls would ask you stuff
Stranger: but i like you
Stranger: youre different
You: lmao haha yea im not the same as anyone xD
You: well hopefully im not o.o
Stranger: hey am i makin you fall in love
You: i dont fall in love within minutes haha
Stranger: for such things
Stranger: i am sayin
Stranger: oh i see
You: 😛
Stranger: i thought i was
Stranger: cause thats what im tryin to do
You: haha
Stranger: i really like you
You: well no kidding i like this conversation and all
You: that doesnt mean im in love haha
Stranger: i never felt this way before
Stranger: so i guess this is goodbye
You: are you pulling my leg? o.O
You: why’s it goodbye?
Stranger: because this conversatiion is going to be nothing after all
Stranger: okay
You: no way silly
Stranger: so good bye
You: hey hold on
You: you dont just leave me that quick
You: haha
Stranger: saying that means you like me back
You: course i like you haha
Stranger: really?
Stranger: by like do you mean love?
Stranger: i hope so
You: no
You: you dont love that quick
Stranger: maybe when we graduate
Stranger: ill come to your castle
Stranger: and rescue you
You: hahaha wait wait
Stranger: so we can be together
You: i dont have a castle haha
Stranger: think of us as a fairytale
You: lmao
Stranger: that way you have a castle
You: hey hold on listen to me for a sec
Stranger: okay
You: make friends before love
You: that make sense to you? 😛
Stranger: what do you mean
You: well
You: you should be friends before anything like love happens
Stranger: hey this isthe longest conversation i have ever had
Stranger: in this omegle thing
You: haha great
Stranger: i know you might be scared
You: i’m not scared o.O
Stranger: but can you show me your picturre
Stranger: i like to think of you
Stranger: im not scammer
Stranger: or stalker
You: lmao
Stranger: i wont hurt you
You: how about you show me your picture?
Stranger: im tellin the truth
Stranger: please believe me
Stranger: ive never felt the same way before really
You: lol
Stranger: okay ill show you
You: theres other girls out there that will make you feel the same way
Stranger: but will you show me yours
You: lol maybe
You: how am i gunna show you anyway though?
Stranger: wait
You: hm?
Stranger: okay
Stranger: o have to go
Stranger: I LOVE YOU
You: haha
Stranger: REMEMBER THAT
You: bye then nice meeting you
You: haha alright
Stranger: YOU TOO
You: have a good life 😉
You: hope you find a good girl to love 😛
Stranger: PLEASE DONT TELL ME THAT
Stranger: IT HURTS ME
You: o.O
Stranger: TO SAY YOURE NOT THAT PERFECT GIRL
Stranger: OKAY
You: lol
Stranger: THIS IS REALLY GOODBYE
You: bye then 🙂 take care
You: haha
Stranger: I LOVE YOU………..
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Stranger: 19/f llooking to pic trade 😉
You: MOM D:
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