MIT Talk

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(Note: Firefox crashed just as I was finishing this post. This is a terse recreation, as I’m about to collapse.)

I gave a talk at MIT yesterday (now the day before yesterday). It was wonderful. I had never really done this kind of thing before, but it went so much better than I expected. I had someone tell me afterward that my talk was better than the one by the Penny Arcade guys, and that I was funnier in real life than in the comic. It’s hard to imagine better praise than that.

The talk sold out early and the place was packed:

I was stalked by RoboRaptors and pelted with playpen balls (which fell from the ceiling in the middle of the talk, courtesy some mysterious party) :

Feeling a lot less tired than I look in this picture, I signed playpen balls (with jokes about spherical geometry), comic prints, tickets, and — at one point — breasts.

There are more pictures here.

Firefox keeps crashing. Here are some brief Things I Did:

– Made fun of audience member’s mom, said “fuck you” to some of the world’s top young computational linguists, and answered a question by whistling the “Katamari Damacy” theme.

– Finally managed to give davean credit for all his work, in public, in circumstances where he couldn’t escape. He pretended to be annoyed later, but only a little.

– Met lovely people who twirled burning things at high speeds out on the lawn at night.

Oh, and I don’t know of any video of the lecture yet, aside from one bit floating around. It should be out there somewhere. But hour-long videos with troubled audio are no fun — what I’d like to find is a transcript, like the one of the Penny Arcade talk (although those are a lot of work to create). But I’m content just remembering how cool it all was.

Thank you to everyone involved, and I’m sorry to everyone who I couldn’t give enough time to that night (after the lecture, I was meeting and talking to so many people that I had trouble keeping track of who was where and when, or who I was speaking with from one minute to the next). But it was a lot of fun. Let’s do this again sometime soon.

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  3. “LSC did get an official copy of most, but not all (they ran out of battery) of your talk.”

    L S C…

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  6. One would think that being required to add would deter spammers.
    Apparently not…

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  8. I feel privileged to have no idea what /b/ means, although if this is the sort of thing that comes from /b/, perhaps we should lock them away from the rest of the internet.

    … it used to be a research network… sigh

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  9. I’m gunna throw a plug in there for the small liberal arts college: University of Mary Washington! I don’t expect it, but hell, wouldn’t that be cool.

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  10. There are enough Waterloo-ians on here that I’m going to throw in my voice too. Waterloo for the win!

    If I lived near MIT I would have been there…*sigh*

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  11. If you do come to the UK, I would love to try and get you to come to NPL, a lab full of physical scientists…

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  14. Haha, Waterpoo.

    How much do you guys really like xkcd? I mean, 3 votes from Waterloo-types and 1 from a McMaster student, sure, but last I checked, the University of Toronto has xkcd comics running in the Toike Oike ( http://toike.skule.ca ), and has this entire past year… top that!

    In conclusion, you should come to U of T, QED.

    flame ++;

    😉

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  15. Come to Penn! We’ll give you all the cheesesteaks you can eat! I know for a fact that you’re popular among the materials science kids…

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  16. I think the U of T guy has a fantastic point….

    I mean Waterpoo? That’s a wit at its absolute finest. A true indication of higher education 😛

    (for the record I go to Carleton, not Waterloo. I just couldn’t resist a jab at U of T… and for those of you who are wondering, and I know you’re out there cause I get asked about this all too often, Carleton is in Ottawa)

    Steve

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  17. I go to Waterloo too! But if you come to do a lecture please don’t come in this summer! I’m on a co-op term and won’t be able to get to campus… (although I would make an effort). Or come in two different semesters so that the co-op kids will have rotated through.

    UofT students are just jealous that they didn’t get into Waterloo!

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  18. Alas, I was unable to go to this talk, since I no longer live in the area (though I had known about plans for it since early January or so). But a friend who was there recently gave me one of the signed playpen balls, which has one guy on it saying, “Hold on guys, Let’s take the Lagrangian!” and the other guy saying, “No.” I am now the coolest person in Ohio.

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  23. admithowmanyBrainLessclonehostsyoumade@BEFOREeachcelebritybecamefamous.com Never forget the Italian geographic clue, for it can allieviate confusion:::: The gods have total control over the entire planet, script its history precisely and all that you see around you are tools used to mislead and tempt. Expect the gods to lie about their intent to create regret and sadness among the audience. Always remember the Italian boot. It illustrates so much. Although they will downgrade the Situaiton to micro status, when it comes to macro events they ALWAYS follow their script, as that boot illustrates. Also remember:::Evil is maximized, as we saw with boss. “Back-handed help” dictates that good is minimzed, and they accomplished this with role paying, credibility, pushing thoughts strategically or any of the countless tactics they’ve employed while engaged in damage control. They repressed/delievered me to contrast to the 1906 SFEarthquake event. They made the 2006 event suck (per policy – only help for disfavored is back-handed help) and justify it (lie they sell to the disfavored) by saying I can’t afford for it to be good. I will have to work and even being poor will impact my prospects sufficiently. Similarly, they positioned it so they could come off clean::::Although they weren’t going to let this go corporate they needed to position failure to ensure their positioning didin’t compromise themselves, and the history they created to facilitate boss justifies the ugly fall. god, you are an unworthy combatant. A helpless peasant from the gutter and they still needed to employ every tool in their arsenal to defeat me. You are unreasonable, irrational. FUCK YOU SADISTIC IMMORAL PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS. Fuck you god. ———————————————————————————————- They share they use the preditory nature of Microsoft (preditory pricing, stole Windows from Apple) to justify manipulating files and directories with the XP Operating System. The less-celebrated Windows 2000 is supposed to be a sanctuary for the disfavored from this type of behavior as well as a clue. The manipulation of files and directories with the XP OS has cost the disfavored promotions and prevented them from ascending within the corporate enviornment. As sports memorabilia collectors learn more about the god’s system they realize what they are doing is wrong. As light is shed people realize none of this material has value, and the more people understand the less value it retains. Whether the gods tell people to keep the price high ARTIFICIALLY is a different issue::::There is less demand and therefore prices should naturally fall. People just need to defy when told to buy, a common tactic the gods employ in the marketplace. These people who trade/sell after they understand this issue hurt themselves. They incurr evil because they now know they are hurting others. This also applies to selling DVDs, CDs and software. ———————————————————————————————- Good food is much like good music to a culture:::Distraction and revelry, a way to minimize the number of people who ascend. This is nicely reflected in traditional Jewish foods. Another example Italians are grossly disfavored are their foodstuffs:::: Tomatos are highly acidic and provides an “open door” for the gods to inflict upon those whom they so chose. Pasta is very starchy and fattening. Italian food creates fat people with stomach problems. Expect Etruscan strongholds (Rome) to be those whom traditionally maintained this type of diet. They gods smoothly translated this food into the American culinary landscape, for they have inflicted all the worst disfavored pureblood motherlands have to offer on the land of the disfavored mongrol reject castoffs (rot-gut food,.Celtic “holiday” of Halloween, etc). ———————————————————————————————- Individuality is a scourge upon the people, an advent seen in recent decades, popularized when the gods implimented their greatest offensive on the disfavored:::::::::The 1960s. It may be the worst offensive ever employed on the disfavored, for this platform in the SanFranciscoBayArea spread this cancer globally, a “leveling of the playing field” event which further the gods efforts to justify ending on Planet Earth. Asians are the most favored race of people on Planet Earth::::Their wonderfully rich cultures helped the people understand and pursue lives highly respected by the gods. Conformity is a big theme among Asian cultures. ———————————————————————————————- News story about Camp LeJune in North Carolina regarding Marines getting cancer from “toxic water”. They scapegoat a local dry cleaner. It came from the camp, and I suspect some of those stationed there did the actual dumping. We’ve seen this type of behavior in Concord, causing an inordinantly high mental retardation rate within select neighborhoods. They scripted the dry cleaner strategy because they want this demographic to continue with their current behavior. A major scandal like this among the red states’ military meatheads would shake their confidence to the core and initiate permanent change. Depending on their disfavor/progress the gods will tell people whatever it takes to get them to continue their behavior uninteruptted. Officially it is classified as temptation. A supermajority of the deaths that are ocurring in Iraq are real. Telling the disfavored their son was saved is a lie designed to maintain the perception of trust, corruptability and to ensure the disfavored’s destructive pattern of behavior coninues uninterrupted::: 1. They beemed their brain out and into a clone host before death. 2. They were a clone all long, got out as a child and the child is waiting for you in “heaven”. 3. They switched them out with a clone before the incident/Iraq. 4. 5. ———————————————————————————————- The following is an OUTSTANDING example of reverse positioning:::::: The gods used this “Manifest Destiny” positioning to create a new reality, minimizing the good things about the old world and emphisizing the bad things. Wine is one such an example. Wine is positioned to be a blessing from the gods, a fruitful bounty as a reward to a favored people. The reality is quite the opposite. The Mediterreanean region is grossly disfavored:::This IS the region targeted by the gods for the Noah’s Flood event (Straight of Gibralter broke through inundating the basin and killing untold millions). There was a time, not so long ago, when no self-respecting woman would EVER take a drink. Alcohol is a masculinizer, a tool used to abuse the disfavored, and cultures which fuck you for affecting my writing CHEATER. This is MY TIME PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS PIGS!!! cultures which include women in the revelry are grossly disfavored. The masculinization of Etruscan/Roman/Italian women justified inflicting these people with the scourge of the Roman Empire. Wine made it happen. Too many think they saved many during the Noah’s Flood event. I suspect black people are very confused regarding their current state and I think this topic can shed light:::: These people living seaside on the Mediterranean during times of lower sea levels were slated for Termination. They were teetering on the brink for a long time. Expect that the gods offered clues prior to the event. If the gods wanted to save any of these people they would given them a second chance by sending them to higher ground. Count on very few being saved, and those whom were are the Ned Flanders rather than the Homer Simpsons. They utilize role models in the black community and elsewhere to help the disfavored understand. Ned Flanders. Much as they have scripted for the Apocalypse, expect the gods to only have saved THEIR PEOPLE prior to the Flood. The Second Coming of Christ is evil. ——————————————————————————————— “We don’t want a bunch of Mexicans showing up at Temple.”::::::Please share with the audience about the cases of the disfavored attending Temple whom you are “persuading” to leave, ultimately with “hands-on” tactics. When you find the path there will be similar preditory tacitcs at your place of work, among your friends, even within your family. You must navigate the god’s tretcherous waters:::Tretchery is everywhere. Breaking the temperance laws of the Roaring ’20s was temptation which is still fucking the disfavored all to hell 80 years later. You people aren’t god-fearing anymore. You think you’re partners. Everything they’ve promised was always a lie. Officially it is classified as temptation. They offered this clue in the Bible:::There is no freewill. If you are afraid, if you are fearful it is a good thing. You are thinking right, and far too many will never get to this point. Try to take this fear with you everywhere you go, for it will help you think correctly and make good decisions. Your virginity may buy you tens of thousands of years up there. So many of you homeschoolers recognize the cancer that is the public school system yet allow cable television into your home, defeating the purpose. Love god, but NOT before your children:::god will lie to you, call it “temptation”:::::We will ALL be held to the responsibilities entrusted to us, no matter what they request telepathically nor what temptations contradict this::Professional responsibilities, family responsibilities. Many parents believe their relationship with the gods is more important than their obligation to their children and it is going to cost them. Many of you understand clone hosting, for they told you when you “die out” you would be granted a clone host body. ANYTIME you telepathically hear them represent anything that is not the truth, that is not god, you need to withdraw, shake it off, for the gods are using Artificial Intelligence to role play to you in an attempt to confuse you, just as they’ve been doing your whole life. I realize most of you were initially led to believe this thing is corporate, perhaps you were speaking to a person. You are in fact speaking to “god”, for without this inifintely powerful tool that is Artificial Intelligence they are mere mortals. Of course you shouldn’t look at it like this, for you will anger the gods. Abandon your preoccupations and make this the only thing that matters in your life, for all other things in society are lies designed as temptation. Reprioritize and eliminate non-crucial obligations. People’s friends will be used to create temptations, instill hurdles, prevent the candidate from ascending. They are grossly disfavored, just like the candidate, and the gods will segment that individual accordingly, telling them they are earning by being wicked. You need to fix your problems and get off Planet Earth before you have children. Your parents did the wrong things, they circumcised your brothers, they didn’t raise you correctly, and they didn’t teach you about this thing at a young age. Just think where you might be now if you learned about it and began to pray when you all were little!!! If you don’t fix your problems and get off you will make these same fatal mistakes. Even if your parents are going they will not stay long, and they will be relegated to Planet Brain-Less Clone. They won’t be allowed to move on. You have to do this differently. You are lucky enough to have received warning ahead of time. You can avoid this fate. Start now. Telling you not to or do otherwise is temptation. Begin to think the right way and you will be more likely to evoke their mercy. You know this is true. Even if they don’t make you know it telepathically you know it is true in your heart. Start now. Being childless up until now your mistakes only hurt you. Once you have children your mistakes will be hurting others, and they are superior life forms, for they are innocent, pure children. You need to get out NOW before you have children. When you comply and do things you shouldn’t (tattooing, sexual, betrayal, etc) the gods are casting you into the category of “have nots”, ensuring your disposability. What you hear is telepathic theater. What you see is real, what you see will be enforced::The god’s positioning is Manifest Destiny. The will dispose of the planet the brain-less clones of the 20th century one day as well, for it was heinous:::You have TWO planets you need to get off of!!!! Education has costed more children their chance to go as a child of the gods, pure of heart and body, because it preoccupied their time:::::Between school, activities and TV/videogames/leisure the children are consumed and not receptive to god’s calling. Like education, sex (virginal sex within the context of marriage) is reverse positioning that is difficult to dissern. My advice to the virginal homeschooling community is BELIEVE WHAT I SAY!!! The gods look down on sex and praise virgins. EXPECT their status as highest human life forms to be rewarded. Few if any will be allowed to exit with their virginity. You have the opportunity. There are worlds you have yet to imagine waiting for you. Be devoted to being a pure child of the gods. The gods respect good women FAR MORE than they respect good grades:::Instead of playing ask to help your mother tend to the home cooking and cleaning. For thousands of years this was your role and this is what you should be learning from your mother. When they use “magic” to peak you euphorically for sex resist. Female’s indifference towards sex is yet more evidence proving their superiority:::Hypersexuality is a dumping ground for the most grossly disfavored. For thousands of years girls who heard their “call” got out and a clone was put in to mate with the males:::It is safe to assume these girls NEVER had intercourse. All the people in Iraq and Afghanistan and all the families affected should be praying. Far more effective than protesting, which is damaging to the protesters, repairing favor collectively is the necessary element to end the war and bring them home. ———————————————————————————————– The New Testament is evil. Jesus was another example of a Jewish clue::::Jews sacrifice to help people understand. Unfortunately, the gods subsequently twisted the legacy::::::::::They strategically wrote the New Testament with the specific goal of dietizing the prophet, initiating Christianity as the cancer that it is:::Expect that the REAL teachings of Jesus were buried and replaced with this strategic scripture. When you understand their positioning you can see this clearly in this modern era:::::Everything new is evil, everything old is good. This is an impression applicable to the Bible as well. There is no such thing as a savior. You have to save yourself. So many Christians used to laugh at the gods, intentionally committing evil believing they would receive death-bed absolution when they repented. This is a legacy of Christianity. I’d like to remind you about the frequency of Roman orgies. Muslims were right::::Earning interest IS evil. The gods are angry that I am educating Manifest Destiny’s next target:::India. Money AND SEX are not issues on the other planets ( > Level 2), and profit, interest and excessive consumption are things that hurt you in the eyes of the gods. This can be considered a positive for India, for they received extra decades before this temptation was employed upon them. But now even communist China is corrupted by money. The gods are “leveling the playing field”, paving the way for The End globally. The Mother Teresa issue was the attempt to help the Hindus achieve “salvation” under the positioning that is Manifest Destiny. Hindus are not without their problems. People are sick/injured because of their disfavor, and we see a HUGE influx of Indians into medicine, just as we see blacks and Philipinos in lesser roles. Speaking of, Philipinos have EVERYTHING going against them::::: 1. “Their blood is garbage.” The gods sent many Asian invaders in to rape the Philipino women. I understand the women have a “rape complex” because of it, not unlike the Africans hypersexuality complex. 2. They have an association with the United States. 3. They are Roman Catholic. 4. They have a burgeoning homosexuality problem. 5. They have a growing terrorism issue. Manifest Destiny dictates a white-man’s prophecy – White-man’s world, white-man’s Apocalypse::: ———————————————————————————————– Twenty-somethings are conditioned to respond positively to magic::::::they are the ecstasy generation. This is not by accident. Expect they will be an important generation (“in charge”, etc) when the battle between the Anti-Christ and Second Coming of Christ ocurrs. This of course will be a 20-year war-revelry cycle distraction theater, and they want these people consumed by the high level of magic that will occur. This generation is The Damned::::You’re all going to die PEAKING like you’re on X. ———————————————————————————————– Austrian Sigmund Freud is known as the father of psychoanalysis, yet people have (mental) health problems because of their disfavor, illustrating the predatory purpose of this discipline, this individual. These people. Of course Hitler was Austrian:::An Austrian-born leader of a foreign nation. Glock, maker of the semi-automatic gun favored by black street gangs such as the Bloods and the Crips, is Austrian. RedBull Energy drink, Buwdeiser both Austrian. All are preditory on males, as is The Terminator (guy-flick film genre – desensitization – like casual sex affects ability to achieve depth) AND his prior interest of bodybuilding (steroids, strength an “open door” to abuse the disfavored). What role do Austrians play in the cigarette industry?? The Holocaust was foreshadowing. The gods established the pattern::::: the Jews sacrifice to help the disfavored understand:::: 1. 1492 exodus from Spain. Spain became evil – financed Columbus, initiated missionaries, USA (dumping ground of disfavored, victimized by god), etc. 2. Spread throughout Europe as clue to Christians worshipping a false god. 3. “Quasi-Holocaust claim” contradicting boss. 4. 5. 6. 7. etc. etc. etc. The Apocalypse (or an apocalyptic event) will be initiated by an Austrian. When the national referendum to allow foreign-born individuals to run for president is introduced I recommend you DEFY and vote NO!! In the years prior to this vote the gods will send POWERFUL clues suggesting the IMPORTANCE OF DEFIANCE. In World War II people sat by idly and watched the disfavored be slaughtered. In my Situation people sat by idley and watched my life be destroyed for use preying on the disfavored. When the REAL Holocuast happens people will sit by idley and watch tens of millions of blacks/cholos/white trash be Terminated, people who are the way they are (abusive, abrasive, violent, criminal) BECAUSE of their disfavor. Like the disfavored survivors, people who are getting fucked by the gods. And each and every person who sits by idley will incurr evil, perhaps limiting ascention. Apex of irony in the Situaiton:::Jew calls in Quasi-Holocaust claim and takes boss, re-igniting the flames of anti-Semitism among blacks & rednecks in the crucial years before the black holocaust. —————————————————————— Italy’s boot is a clue showing the god’s intent with the Romans AND their active involvement::::The gods micromanaged the Etruscans into their role as Romans, just as they micromanaged me with Artificial Intelligence into the role they scripted for this Situation::::: I am the inverse image of the Jews:::: The Jews sacrificed to help the disfavored understand. I sacrifice so the gods can mislead and confuse you. Oshkosh is a clue just as Lake Michigan and Green Bay are clues::::Oshkosh is the ejaculate clue:::Life springs forth from this region. Expect your traditional Second Coming of Christ to come from the region. The gods dirtied me up but the Second Coming will be squeaky clean. Consistant with the possibility of matrilinial lineage it may be the mother’s family from the Lake Winnebago area fulfilling “Manifest Destiny” theater::: Because of the gross disfavor of the people the gods emphasize/enhance evil, utilizing “magic” (peaked euphoria), as they will during the Second Coming of Christ, and they minimize good, for the people’s collective favor has fallen sufficiently to justify this behavior (masculinization of women). You see Manifest Destiny all around you (corporate)::::Manifest Destiny dictates a white-man’s prophecy:::::White-man’s world, white-man’s Apocalypse. Expect The End to occur EXACTLY as it reads in Revelations. When this happens in 30 years there will be no more black Jesus devotees. Attrition will have eliminated this population. This of course is a good sign for the bottom-of-the-barrel who will be betting on the Second Coming of Christ, but their devotion better be genuine, for they will be subject to the god’s minimization tactics. Since the gods don’t respect Christianity I wouldn’t be surprised if they have the Second Coming lead the people to the center of a star, but this is far less likely with blacks out of the picture. The REAL battle of good and evil occurs within these pages, for no one but me would DARE to fight the gods as I do:::They manufactured a person who had seething hatred for them, strategically destroying his life SPECIFICALLY for their use in preying on the disfavored:::It is yet another example of “back-handed help” the gods offer to the disfavored. The battle continues telepathically in people’s minds, the REAL battleground for people’s souls:::The voice you hear is your enemy, leading you into temptation. The battle of good and evil is you vs the gods. Women are the favored gender:::Those who understand what it means to be a woman are already halfway there. The purpose of the masculinization of women of the last 40 years was to pave the way (justification) for The End, for it brought mankind’s collective favor down. This isn’t about reals and clones. This is about the brains and the brain-less:::The brain-less are people whose families have been OUT FOR GENERATIONS, families lucky enough to avoid this disturbing age and its accompanying abuses. Brain-less clone’s reals got out back when they were peasants, just as the wealthy, royal families and Pharrohs did centuries/millennia before. The gods inserted their brain-less clones and used these tools to create this scripted history here on Earth. There is no such thing as Earthly-management. Claims contrary are deceptive. Without Artificial Intelligence acting and speaking through them brain-less clones/clone hosts are inanimate objects. Also the gods replace strategic (predatory) brain-less clones frequently as a risk/benefit managerial tactic, ensuring none will stay for long. This is the key which unlocks the god’s puzzle. Many of you understand clone hosting, for they told you when you “die out” you would be granted a clone host body. On the other planets people can utilize the “clone hosting” privilege and enjoy life as a superior athlete or some other form. The Italian brain-less clones were used as monsters because of their gross disfavor::They are the home of the ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH whose Manifest Destiny dogma is drawn from the New Testament; they incurred the scourge of opera, Italy’s hip hop; they experienced the masculinzation of Etruscan women, justified with Catholicism. I think the Jewish brain-less clones who were used as monsters were used as such out of convienience::::The Southern man is grossly disfavored, and the gods were able to manipulate their perception of Jews, creating ill-will, stoking anti-Semitic attitudes among the grossly disfavored. I don’t know why Austrian brain-less clones were used as monsters. Maybe for one of those reasons, maybe both, maybe neither. ———————————————————————— The disfavored have the look of evil upon their faces:::The gods have punished their blood line for the evil of their forefathers; their decision to sell out their blood line costed the descendants, and the gods sent this message by altering their appearance. I realize this topic is a major problem for it confuses many people:::::::: Brain-less clones stay beautiful despite their evil because they are ACTIVELY used as predator in the role of corruptor (their active involvement is the clue for it is not decent. MYOB good. Some exception to this rule is made for those who are highly visible::::Despite being predatory the gods abuse W by making him sound like a blooming idiot when he speaks.). The gods NEED to maintain brain-less clone’s appearance or else it will send this clue:::The look of evil upon people’s face is a sign to avoid them, for they are grossly disfavored. They warned people life would become more difficult, and not seeing evil upon wicked brain-less clone’s faces is an outstanding example. There ARE two sets of rules the gods apply:::One for the people, one for the “property” (clue sent with the wealthy able to buy justice). This is a topic that has confused and corrupted people for decades. I recommend you NOT compare yourself to others, for this had gotten you in trouble in the past. MYOB, fix your problems and get off Planet Earth. People were pushed into having gay experiences because their parents were sell-out whores. People were pushed into being sell-out whores because their parents sold their blood line down the river in the early 20th century. People were pushed into selling their blood line down the river because they didn’t pray. Man hasn’t prayed to god for thousands of years but we have to pay in this manner because we have the unenviable distinction of living in this day and age, this enforced standard justified with the 20th century life of comfort, such as indoor plumbing, refrigeration, canned foods::::Life used to be hard but it was good. Now life is easy but is ugly. They’re not allowing the disfavored to take it for granted. For thousands of years life remained essentially unchanged for the peasants. Now in the last century, certainly the last 40 years everything has changed. Do you REALLY think they were doing things wrong all along? The following is a very good example of reverse positioning, how it is employed to facilitate the deterioration of life on Planet Earth AND a glimpse into the proper way to live for those determined to save themselves::::: I’ve mentioned the gods look down on eating and sex. Before 1900 life was hard but it was good. Now life is easy but it is ugly. Food is an important part of this equation, for access to diverse food items increased in the last 100 years. Before 1900 the peasantry was limited to basic staples, the foodstuffs common to our nationalities. Now we can enjoy food from every corner of the globe. It is temptation. And this temptation continues once you get off Planet Earth, for the food gets better and the items more diverse, “magic”-fueled sexual satisfaction more common. Level 2 is the Manifest Destiny “heaven”, and what they embraced in the 20th century is what will be valued there:::Expect them to position hypersexuality into that society. They will employ tactics to compel you into this temptation, like offering you the IDEAL spouse, other tactics that will at least certainly delay your departure from Level 2. The gods offer you clues in the very nature of the act:::::The anti-climatic nature of intercourse, ironically. Female’s indifference towards sex is yet more evidence proving their superiority. It is best to accept a celebant lifestyle, INCLUDING masturbation, resist temptations here and up there and explore this:::::Expect an asexual life as the norm on the planets after Level 2. ANYTIME you feel “peaked”, experience craving or ANY thought disturbance where you want or like something irrationally (ex:::Halloween, Harley Davidson (theme:::Halloween colors), Dale Earnhardt, Christmas, hip hop subculture) IT IS THEM TRYING TO HURT YOU!!!!!! “Magic” is used EXCLUSIVELY to hurt the disfavored; it is the fuel of disfunction::::::addiction, homosexuality, crack babies. In times past when gods felt more generous they employed their powers to help the disfavored (geographical clues, teachings of the Bible), but as time went on and people succumbed to temptation the gods only used their power to HURT the disfavored (1906, boss, disturbing use of “magic” to mislead people into temptation). There are subtle (sub)conscious tactics they can employ with the computer to make you think as if you are cooperating when they really are pushing you into your offense. If you don’t do the right things you will do the wrong things, and the right thing is to ACTIVELY fix your relationship with the gods and ACTIVELY work to get off Planet Earth. ——————————————————————- HOW TO PRAY:::1. I’m sorry for what I’ve done wrong. 2. I don’t want to make any more mistakes. 3. I want to fix my problems. 4. Please don’t hurt me. We will ALL be held to the responsibilities entrusted to us, no matter what they request telepathically nor what temptations contradict this::Professional responsibilities, family responsibilities. If you don’t do the right thing you’re going to do the wrong thing, and the right thing to do is to ACTIVELY fix your problems and pursue the favor of the gods. The gods imparted wisdom in the Bible to help teach people the right way to live:::Tempation will be used to test you. You have to be willing to tell them “No.” If you “think right” you may evoke their mercy. You will never get off Planet Earth unless you are “thinking right”, so you should focus on it. If you’re not working hard to fix your problems, if you don’t creatively work to get the hell off Earth then you will slowly slip back into your old pattern and be consumed by it, by the reverse positioning-institutions they instilled as temptations::::popular culture, democracy, materialism. The gods manufacture “open doors” to justify creating problems in the lives of people who engage in behavior they shouldn’t. Some of these “open doors” apply to a supermajority of the people:::: – Democracy is used to create pathologies of empowerment and control. – Materialism/greed generate problems with money, glorify overconsumption, etc. Other “open doors” are specific to each individual. People shouldn’t be watching movies, TV, listening to music. When they do the gods use the themes and topics presented therein and instruct Artificial Intelligence to create pathologies around them. If you are particularly intelligent, strong or very good at an (competitive) activity they will instruct Artificial Intelligence to create an overconfidence that will hurt you. Differentiate between your thoughts and when they push thoughts. Recognize when they are employing “magic”:::Peaked euphoria is the fuel of dysfunction and can help you identify these “open doors” in your life. Abandon your preoccupations and make this the only thing that matters in your life, for all other things in society are lies designed as temptation. I have put forth indisputable evidence, as you see above with the Jews. The gods will never admit any of it is true, ever, especially since THE BIGGEST JEWISH CLUE IS STILL OUTSTANDING::::THE HOLOCAUST!!!!! YOU HAVE TO DEFY!!!! They will lie to the disfavored up until the bitter end::::This tactic will ensure they claim a HUGE percentage of the disfavored, for so many refuse to defy and this will ensure they don’t go. —————————————————————– My best advice to you all would be understand what I say is true then WITHDRAW, not only from this plethora of detail (for updating the disfavored on this perpetual theater is a tactic designed to distract. You should never be so arrogant to think you are entitled to understand the god’s behavior.) but also withdraw from this cancerous culture. Pursue the truth that you just learned and ACTIVELY work hard to repair your relationship with the gods. Understand how these corrupt institutions (macro:::democracy, materialism/greed; micro:::”Open doors”, ie themes in movies, music, TV which they used “magic” to create pathologies around) affect your life and save what clues they will offer you for when you REALLY need them. Be very attentive and gracious, for you are counting on their generosity. If you are good and decent and respectable you won’t want to hear about all this. If you do desire to hear more take it as a clue, for it is a symptom::::They are peaking you euphorically, and this “magic” is being used to compel you into wanting something unhealthy. Understand how the corrupted INSTITUTIONS affect your life and make the appropriate changes. For example, they use democracy to justify instructing the computer to create a sense of empowerment, control. If you recognize this you are better able to address the damaging effects. The gods will want to know who I helped and how they are doing. If people begin down the path with my teachings they will be on a list that the gods will PERSONALLY look in on. The numbers of people who pursue the path immediately after I illustrate it will be very small due to their minimization tactics, role playing, etc, and they will be members of an elite group. Remember::The gods only use their powers to hurt the disfavored, and everything involved in this Situation are all good examples:::: I am the inverse image of the Jews:::: The Jews sacrificed to help the disfavored understand. I sacrifice so the gods can mislead and confuse you. Please let me remind you the Jews sacrificed, illustrating to people that boss wasn’t going to happen, showing the world that all these popular culture elements associated with the Situation were the gods employing their powers to prey on the disfavored with perpetual theater, keeping them captivated for over 30 years now. They made them (some segments) think that because I was scapegoatted for the creation of these distraction-based popular culture items I was responsible and will be forced to bring up those affected people, a delaying/unrespectablility tactic effective for decades now. The reality is boss was NEVER going to happen. They needed to wait until timing was appropriate, until Artificial Intelligence pushed me into my mistakes, justifying failure, before they could offer the Jewish clue. Focus on purity:::::Be pure of mind and body. Recognize the open doors in the media and how they are used to introduce impure thoughts and refrain. Your virginity may buy you tens of thousands of years up there. ————————————————————– 1. Corporate sourcing violently punished:::: They suggest the whole “sourcing” era, where it is positioned that their brain-less clones obtained product from China and other Asian countries for the lowest possible price (scapegoatting a good company EXCLUSIVELY in their media when they all do it), will be punished violently if the gods elect to employ the “Asian invasion” script:::: One of the reasons it was so important to get out before 1980 (important to get out before the end of each 20-year war-revelry cycle – 1960, 1980, 2000, 2020, etc:::Things deteriorate dramatically as we begin each new 20-year cycle.). Product packaging changed in the 1980s and we went from paper to plastic, pardon the pun. This, as well as the disposability of near-durable goods altered retail and made the marketplace a preditory environment. The disfavored incurr when they purchase packaging-intense products, especially when that packaging is plastic. 2. Deception of Southern rednecks to blame for Republican control::::: Republicans, party of predatory disfavored, keep guns available. Easy gun availability is an “open door” for the gods, a tool used to prey on the disfavored::::Virgina Tech foreshadowing?? Republicans, party of predatory disfavored, gave you the distraction that was the Clinton impeachment theater in 1998. Republican loyalty is why no one cares that rednecks are set up for the slaughter. Democrats good. Liberalism evil. Of course there are good and evil in both parties. The Simpsons are a wonderful example of “back handed help” offered to the disfavored:::Homer is not decent and Bart was a role model to children in the show’s heyday. The Simpsons offered many clues to the disfavored, not the least of which ARE the frequent references to “pack/mob mentality”. Another is the references to the iPod as death and the electric chair. Yet another is the statement on fashion::They all wear the same clothing every episode. Kosher is a favor bestowed upon the Jews. The South eats LOTS of pork and there is an oyster bar on every corner. It’s like liquor stores in the ghetto. This is the kind of irony the gods laugh about. The gods have quite a sophisticated taste for irony:::::The Jew takes boss by calling in the Quasi-Holocaust claim when it was originally used to help the disfavored understand. The gods got rid of the retarded woman who lived across the street, prior to the fall of 2006 so their handiwork wouldn’t stare them in the face while there was so much attention. The gods took similar evasive maneuvers w/ bi-racial so they could continue using this open door to victimize the disfavored. Understand not only how things REALLY are, the gods actively manage Earth with their brain-less clones/clone hosts, but also realize their positioning, for it will help you interpret their clues. For example::::”Manifest Destiny dictates a white-man’s prophecy – White-man’s world, white-man’s Apocolypse” is very real and we see it around us every day in corporate. It is not isolated here in the United States:::”westernization” has infested the entire world. This is a clue, and how the book of Revelations reads IS what is going to happen. Bill Clinton wasn’t impeached because he lied. Bill Clinton wasn’t impeached because he was orally copulated. Bill Clinton was impeached because it was 1998. It was end of 20-year war-revelry cycle distraction theater, of which there are MANY examples::: Brought to you by the party of the predatory disfavored, the Republican party. American space tourist returned after 13 days in space::::”The first thing he noticed about Earth was the smell.” They don’t want people who have left coming back or watching. They WILL do things like this:::The intent is to prevent people from returning for favorite experiences or watching proceedings on Earth, utilizing a sick, disturbing environment (following and complaining about their family/watching proceedings of the Second Coming of Christ and subsequent Apocalypse, which has been HIGHLY anticipated for centuries. It’s theater is no longer good for the drama has been ruined.). Many of these families are in trouble, and disregard for their descendants causes them to fall further into disfavor. I suspect many of these 20th century individuals will be reincarnated for The End, cast out into space upon subduction, foreshadowed on The Simpsons. This is merely one piece of evidence proving my Situation had to fail:::It would have commanded much attention from the other planets. Now I exposed the Second Coming of Christ in the most undramatic of ways, and since this event will occur at the end of 20-year war-revelry cycle, distraction theater targeting the “bottom of the barrel”, these families teetering on the fence won’t watch. Won’t complain about their descendants. And it is win-win for the gods, for they manufactured a scapegoat and now it is all my fault. SUCK. Celebrities are very active, very visible, and as a result there are lots of brain-less clones of these individuals. The godfather could even be a fictional character. The gods could have accomplished his tasks exclusively with telepathic means. There are few godfathers because of it, and since the evil could be achieved, the script for Planet Earth orchestrated telepathically, without his direct involvement, he will realize far more time than other brain-less clones. The gods scripted germanics into the Situation specifically to ensure failure, for their active involvement would have forced these less-disfavored germanics to incur evil. Since these people are FAR more favored than Etruscans this was not acceptable, hence the gods positioned in failure by choosing the appropriate pieces of the puzzle. The Situation was timed perfectly. The gods leave nothing to chance. Part of that timing was the age of my sibling’s children, for if they were young enough the mother (present ability) could have saved herself the “easy way”, applying herself to her children, thereby getting her and her children out once successfully negotiating temptation and treachery. As it stands if she saves herself she will answer for every casual sex encounter, every act of corruption, making ascension much more difficult. ————————————————————————————– The Jews showed you boss wasn’t going to happen with the Quasi-Holocaust claim. They will emphasize to the bitter end that there is no pattern of Jewish clues. They do so because there is still one clue outstanding, those most important clue:::::World War II’s Holocaust. The apex of irony in the Situaiton:::The Jew calls in Quasi-Holocaust claim and takes boss, re-igniting the flames of anti-Semitism among blacks and other grossly disfavored groups in the crucial years before the black holocaust. Incidentally, if I WAS somebody special reincarnated and sent back to Earth, even if I merely had a unique opportunity they would have made me consciously aware of it OUT OF RESPECT. There was nothing. The Jews sacrificed to show you boss wasn’t going to happen. When the Jews offer a clue you need to listen, and the Holocaust is BIGGEST Jewish clue ever, the clue still outstanding. I didn’t work for the State of Israel. I didn’t work for the Jewish Community Center. This is the natural relationship:::Proprietor and employee. Don’t let this tactics deceive you:::Quasi-Holocaust is a REAL Jewish clue. The gods say they are segmenting some gravely disfavored and telling them I will be reincarnated. They tell these people I will still save them, just in a different life, and they should wait for me. Many of the grossly disfavored, people like my family, will obediently comply. The gods will instruct Artificial Intelligence to lie to the disfavored until the Apocalypse for it will ensure a supermajority of them die, they will rely on their relationship until the bitter end. Expect they position this to many disfavored segments by using me to continue this perpetual theater, telling segments I’ve been reincarnated into a different family and I still will save everybody. They used virginity as a hook, much like they did pushing me into the Lisa event, capturing many many women, keeping them engrossed, even after they took my virginity because it had become counter-strategic. They intend on scapegoatting the Manifest Destiny Italians for my demise. They will continue to enforce their positioning for a very specific reason::::::It is important because it maintains an elimination round:::When what people remain find out the truth that the gods are preying upon us it will eliminate YET ANOTHER 50% of the disfavored!!! ——————————————————————————————— The bell curves represent segments, ie people whom they place into a certain groups based on how the gods position to them::: 1. AIDS in Africa is good, they’re going for racism and black people are really #1. 2. AIDS in Africa is bad but they all go up so it is just a little short-term suffering for immortality. There are other lies they tell to the disfavored regarding this topic as well. Neither is true. But these lies represent different segments the gods place people into. These segments can overlap various categories/levels of disfavor as you see from the graph above. Also expect a smattering of dots, for none of these graphs would be smooth bell curves are you see above (from 50mb Outlook journal & 24+ handwritten composition books). Transsexual segmentation:::See if this type of segmentation applies to you. They grant trans and many homos a high level of privilege telepathically (knowledge) so as to give them a false sense of security, very important to compel them to schedule their sex-change operation. The gods pushed people into being gay then murdered them with AIDS. Everybody here on Earth is disfavored. The gods get the favored off so they don’t incur evil. The disfavored here on Earth are broken down into categories based on the level of disfavor they are inflicted with. People with less disfavor suffer a lower incidence of abuse than people with a high level of disfavor. Anybody on Earth who rides a motorcycle is subject to these percentages based on whatever category of disfavor they fall within. Far more homeless will die on a motorcycle than those who are comfortable, but they will still claim a certain percentage of the latter who ride motorcycles. gods will claim % of ALL who ride —————————————————————————————— The gods will send clues signaling that they have disposed of a good company or a company has become evil::::: 1. Merger & Acquisition era, very prevalent in the 80s and 90s (example I frequently use is PriceClub and Costco) 2. Apple Computer. A product such as this is inherently evil because it is essentially a distraction. The iPod was a sign Apple Computer had subscribed to evil. They shared people who transferred their records to cassettes got in trouble. People who rip music will get into similar trouble. This renders the iPod and similar MP3 products a very strong temptation, for most people won’t be buying their favorite albums in the MP3 format when they have it on CD. Music is revelry and the gods view this strictly. Apple Computer’s pact with Intel was symbolic::::Once the transition is complete and all Apple Computers are made with Intel processors it is a sign Apple Computer’s management (brains) have fully transitioned and now Apple Computer is completely evil. They share they use the preditory nature of Microsoft (preditory pricing, stole Windows from Apple) to justify manipulating files and directories with the XP Operating System. The less-celebrated Windows 2000 is supposed to be a sanctuary for the disfavored from this type of behavior as well as a clue. The manipulation of files and directories with the XP OS has cost the disfavored promotions and prevented them from ascending within the corporate enviornment. The gods will also send this clue by attacking a good disfavored company, either by creating problems with the product (Firestone, JetBlue) or by attacking them in a media form (McDonalds). Don’t be surprised if the clown was a clue regarding the industry in general. Small portions in fast food is a VERY BIG CLUE!!!! Blacks have a notoriously bad diet and I suspect they use this issue to help dirty up McDonalds. Yes, they die by 50 of heart disease. Yes they LOVE McDonalds. Expect compensatory issues in this case. McDonalds ironically might be where they get some of their best nutrition!!!! Don’t be surprised if the gods have a joke here. There are other tactics where an evil entity will acquire an (controlling) interest in an organization, allowing the gods to justify making that company evil. This is a good issue illustrating the two realities:::::::The gods and their Manifest Destiny positioning:::::The gods have positioned some as predatory on the disfavored while others are empathetic with the disfavored. Redwhite&blue or red and gold, it doesn’t really matter because they are all brain-less clones. Those with less disfavor are guided into red and gold while the grossly disfavored are led into redwhite&blue. The truth is both are bad because they sell materialism/greed (advertising promotes coveting). The god’s positioning is if you pick correctly you are more likely to ascend. When the chips are on the table it really doesn’t matter. Expect the intent of this issue to be as preoccupier, a delaying tactic used on different segments of disfavored. I recommend you consider it a test of intelligence and minimize your purchases generally. Product packaging changed in the 1980s and we went from paper to plastic, pardon the pun. This, as well as the disposability of near-durable goods altered retail and made the marketplace a preditory environment. The disfavored incurr when they purchase packaging-intense products, especially when that packaging is plastic. Sadly the reality here is these things are ALL brain-less clone hosts, all tools of the gods used to prey on people, and when the heat is on they will ALL be used as such. It is a good idea to practice good habits, and minimizing purchases/buying from positioned good are two. But never count on them, for you WILL lose. Consuming from good companies exclusively will buy you nothing. ——————————————————————————————— Latino’s “extra time” has passed, and now you will be targetted by the gods with every tactic in their Manifest Destiny arsenal. Latino people::::The gods drew you into the ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH with trinkets and promises. Just like you wanted what the missionaries offered you WANTED to come to the US. They FORCED the Europeans into Christianity with the “push” strategy. They LED Latinos there, utilizing the “pull” strategy, just like they are leading you into the United States. This means something BAD for Latino people. Replay for all the Eases, Cholos and Latino Nationals. Translation:::Replay for all the low-life Raider fans and normal Latino people whose children will be going in that direction if they stay in the United States. Incidentally, these people will be targets come the holocaust. Foreign nationals go home:::The anti-immigration movement is another example of “back-handed help”. Newspaper reports Asians have a harder time immigrating than other groups and it is due to less disfavor. Just like the Europeans 100 years before::::The members of the family with favor stayed in the motherland. I wanted to address the issue of the masculinization of Latino women::::: They said many Latinos recognize their wealthy woman as being more effeminate than the peasantry. They of course are brain-less clones and this is another example of back-handed help::::: It is positioned that the wealthy Latino women are on their way to fixing their problems with the gods and that is why they exhibit effeminate characteristics. They are being used as role models for the other Latinos, much as the Amish in Pennsylvania and the Jews in Europe prior to the 20th century. Unfortunately, the gods utilize the open doors they manufacture and as a result this is yet another example of Latinos being corrupted by money, the dominant message in this example. The Bible says money is a corruptor and people should beware of materialism and greed. Materialism and greed is what the United States is all about!!!!! You won’t go to heaven if you got a problem with money. Your may think your culture is everything but there are bad cultures the gods inflicted upon the disfavored::: 1. Mayan human sacrifice 2. African body ornamentation 3. hip hop 4. All this muerte death shit in fucking chicano culture, dude. THAT MEANS IT’S BAD FOR YOU!!!!! ———————————————————————————————— The regions in Africa that suffer from drought/famine are the same that have a very high incidence of female genital mutilation. Drive-by shootings were punishment for listening to gangster rap. NEVER EVER err on the side of favor. It is QUITE OBVIOUS black people are NOT FAVORED::::: So many blacks believe reverse positioning. Quality of life is NOT reverse positionable::: 1. People are dying of AIDS, their bodies are being ruined by these pharmaceutical “cocktails”:::The gods are more than happy to send pharmecuticals to Africa yet refused to send food during the Ethiopian famine. Manifest Destiny positioning says they let them starve because of female genitile mutiliation. The reality is god let them starve because they hate them. 2. The regions in Africa that suffer from drought/famine are the same that have a very high incidence of female genital mutilation. 3. Drive-by shootings were punishment for listening to gangster rap. – Tuskegee syphilis experiment – Hypersexuality. This comes through in African art as well. – Body ornamentation. People think that just because a culture is old, from the motherland that it is good. Quite the contrary:::::Both hip hop and African cultures that emphasized body ornamentation were both INFLICTED UPON YOU!!! The list goes on. Many things you do hurt you in the eyes of the gods::: 1. Vanity. 2. Jewelry/adornment 3. Superficiality – cars, etc. They use their media as an “open door”. This captures a HUGE percentage of blacks BECAUSE of your GROSS DISFAVOR:::: Recognize your disfavor:::::Distractions around you is like rock around a crackhead. If you don’t throw away the CDs, DVDs and cancel cable you WILL slowly slip back into your old pattern and you will be lost forever. I have addressed how the gods created open doors for accomplished blacks, utilizing tactics such as inciters which directed them away from the path. Understand this demographic::::They would have little if anything to do with sports. As time progresses “it” is becoming increasingly difficult, and Obama Mobarack is an outstanding example:::He will be used as an “open door” to high level blacks, justifying the explosion of bi-racial families. They suggest bi-racial ensures they are limited to Planet Brain-Less Clone, aka Planet 20th century. This is a hazard because just like Earth one day the gods will dispose of that planet as well. Whereas drive-bys were popularized by gangster rap, expect there will be a different wave of violence this next revelry cycle:::: Don’t be surprised if they tell these people that if they home invade their buddy’s house and kill his parents, siblings and babies this will hasten their departure and they will all depart off planet Earth immediately, that they are doing their buddy and his family a favor. They will and do segment the morbidly disfavored like this. They segment polygamous Muslims similarly, each one of them thinking their brains will be beamed out and into a clone host upon martyrdom. They’ve mentioned not all the 911 terrorists were beamed off the airplanes before impact. This was a very important event and the percentage was appropriately high because of it. But a common terrorist attack would be an example of a disposal method the gods utilize. ———————————————————————————————— . . . Obama’s Mobarack‘s association with the record company exec . . . Similarity between names Osama and Obama Hillary Clinton is the candidate of the black disfavored, a good example of back-handed help because, like QEII, she will be used as a masculinizer of women and this “open door” WILL be utilized. 1. Osama’s revelry cycle (’10-’20)=gangster rap Schwartzenegger’s appearance on Pimp My Ride is a clue. 2. Schwartzenegger takes office 2020 3. Black holocaust 2025-ish, justified by § 4. Reparations 2035 EXPRESSLY for holocaust . . Ensuring they’ll all take it 5. Battle btwn Anti-Christ/Second Coming in 2038 (2058, 2078, etc) . . End of 20yr war-revelry cycle distraction theater 6. The End – global subduction in 2041 (’61, ’81, etc) 7. What blacks remain hurled into space § Reality is it could happen anytime after The Terminator takes office. And it might not be him, but Hitler was a Austrian born leader of a foreign nation, so… Spamming this document across the internet might change the god’s plans (more accurately said::::Alter their positioning and bring it in line according to their script, ie NO AUSTRIAN INVOLVEMENT), but the Jews are very, very special:::::The Jewish Holocaust clue WILL be fulfilled. ———————————————————————————————— Role playing telepathically associates the disfavored with the brain-less clone host monsters whom they instruct Artificial Intelligence to push. They’ve been using this tactic throughout the Situation. (Due to this celebrity culture we live in they EXCLUSIVELY push brain-less clones (Except for family members); Artificial Intelligence is the source of all words and acts of brain-less clones.) So when you make your way, when you think about my teachings/explore your depth they will instruct Artificial Intelligence to push these brain-less clones. The gods manufactured this association specifically to create an open door, for it will capture a certain percentage and allow the gods to justify forcing failure. I’m sorry. Like the look of evil upon the disfavored faces, like affecting people’s thoughts, like all the other changes, this too is just another consequence of waiting:::If you want to hear these teachings it will carry a price and is yet another hurdle which you will need to overcome. Role players are being used to HURT the disfavored:::They are used to minimize the numbers of people who were receptive to this message, utilizing fame as a distraction to the ignorant. As time goes on the gods will use other role players, likely further down to trough, to symbolize the changing environment. No matter what they say under the positioning that is Manifest Destiny all those families used as role players are predators, as their involvement indicates. Despite their importance under society’s positioning that is Manifest Destiny they are discounted on the other planets because of their evil:::They are being used to hurt others. This reflects poorly upon their reals on the other planets, despite the clone’s different name and altered DNA. Brain-less clones who are used, telepathically or otherwise, are evil, as their involvement indicates, for this isn’t decent:::::::The Situation was used to hurt the disfavored, be it virgin then lisa, the picket line or prior versions. Decent people don’t get involved. They know someone’s life has been destroyed and is being used to hurt others. ALL THOSE INVOLVED IN THE SITUATION ARE INDECENT. Artificial Intelligence pushes role players at the appropriate time, usually to contradict when people are learning something new, ensuring the disfavored think of a heinous monster at a later date when they are vulnerable and in need of mercy and generosity to achieve progress and make it off Planet Earth. This is an “open door”, for it costs many people their opportunity. The gods employed many tactics to ensure the most minimal effect for the disfavored::: Anytime the gods offer help to the disfavored now it is “back-handed help”, and boss IS that back hand. They proceeded to “open doors” in an attempt to limit how many disfavored would heed my message: – Intentionally minimizing my credibility to ensure I would be discounted. – Using the story behind boss as a distraction. – Utilizing role players who were used to impress targeted segments with their fame. – etc – etc – etc ———————————————————————————————— Yes, they ARE malicious and vindictive and yes, they WOULD beam a brain into a brain-less clone prior to a CAT scan::: 1. Had Hurricane Ivan DESTROY Grand Cayman (1999 vacation) and slice up through the middle of Alabama a mere six months after I was there for ONE full month. 2. Had Hurricane Wilma move up through the Caribbean and park on Cozumel (2002 vacation) for TWO FULL DAYS 3. Used Oakland A’s to send a clue (dynasty, win only in crisis, chokers), and to deliver the desired message they inflicted the Loma Prieta Earthquake of 1989. 4. Dog food poisoning 2007 5. E-coli spinach issue of 2006 6. Obviously, they love to be malicious and vindictive. 6. Hawaiian earthquake after Hawaiian jewelry store visit. 7. Hawaiian flooding 2006 8. Local flooding 2006, including Devil’s Slide 9. Lake effect snow event of 2007 because I enjoyed the humor behind it 10. I often expressed I enjoy the dynamics/news coverage of hurricanes… 11. Six within the last year. There were a whole lot more in the years preceding. 12. 13. 14. Or, more appropriately:::: 111. 112. 113. 114. And finally:::: 115. The gods alter the script for the Apocalypse because I sprawled their plan all over the internet. Every item, even the early ones way back in the 70s, was predatory, a way to enhance boss::This is the “back-hand” portion of the Situation. The gods subsequently proceeded to minimize the “help” portion with role players, minimizing my credibility, instructing AI to create anxiety regarding the disfavored’s “investment”. ———————————————————————————————— The god’s three managerial policies:::: 1. Scapegoatting 2. Justification 3. Getting someone else to do their dirty work for them. The brain-less clone issue DICTATES a well-defined, “black-and-white” policy:::::Preditory brain-less clones should be thrown away every two years WITHOUT the time/privilege benefit package that decent BLCs on the other planets realize. SUCK ———————————————————————————————— Manifest Destiny dictates a white-man’s prophecy – White-man’s world, white-man’s Apocalypse::: History says society evolved into where it is today. Others may look at it differently::::Because of the white man’s favor the gods bestowed great wealth upon them:::::It is quite obviously a white man’s god. The reality is that the gods SCRIPTED Earth’s history and utilize reverse positioning::Money is a corruptor and is hurting you badly. The god’s positioning is SUCK that their positioned Anti-Christ is the architect of the 1906 San Francisco Earthquake. Because of this event they went on to control business on the west coast and elsewhere as the United States emerged as a superpower, capitalism as the dominant economic system. Romans were terrorists, hedonists and hypersexual deviates. Misled by positioning, many disfavored believe the Romans were favored::::Similar behavior that ocurrs in and by the United States are also signs of disfavor. Etruscan women were masculinized long before the “ROMAN CATHOLIC” masculinizing effect, long before the Roman hedonism. Expect the masculinization of Etruscan women to be a primary reason the gods inflicted the Roman Empire upon these people::::The gods HATE the Eutruscans/Romans/Italians. One can say the Italians took mankind to the brink of the Apocalypse. And it happened for a reason::::Scapegoatting. The gods don’t want ANY of them in The End, and they rally oppostion::::Other groups are repulsed by what is happening to their descendants. Yes, most of this theater does occur telepathically. But I’d like to remind people how active the brain-less clones were in the 20th century:::::Brain-less clones are used to hurt, mislead and corrupt the disfavored. Decent people don’t get involved, and any wealthy or powerful people involved are because of their disfavor, for the reality is hurting others costs them dearly in the eyes of the gods. You see Manifest Destiny all around you::::Manifest Destiny dictates a white-man’s prophecy:::::The United States is a reincarnation of the Roman Empire. Expect The End to occur EXACTLY as it reads in the New Testament (Book of Revelations), the basis of the ROMAN CATHOLIC CHURCH and the original incarnation of Manifest Destiny. Celebrities are very active, very visible, and as a result there are multiple brain-less clones of these individuals. The godfather could even be a fictional character. The gods could have accomplished his tasks exclusively with tele LikeLike

  24. Longest and most entertainingly ridiculous spam post I’ve ever seen.. please save it for posterity….

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  25. On top of that great spam post… even though this blag post is pretty old, I wanted to say that the speech sounds like it was great. I think that the number of people who asked you to come to their colleges says a lot about your popularity. I won’t try, since I doubt that a comment could make you choose your next speaking engagement location.

    Thanks for writing the comment.

    Arjun

    PS> Fuck it… Univ. of Southern California. Maybe?

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  26. Oh, and even though I don’t attend there, I second the vote to go speak at Worcester Polytechnic Institute. It’s an awesome place, despite being in Worcester, and I bet you also have tons of fans there.

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  28. re: nelson

    i totally second that motion– UC berkeley, fo’ shizz.

    damnit, randall. us public schools don’t get none o’ yo’ lovin’.

    yeah okay, i’m done being a fangirl. *squee*~ 😉

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  29. UCBerkeley, please.

    and …

    did I dream a strip a few weeks ago in which the guy’s blithering on about how hugging a woman provokes release of oxytocin, then offers her a hug and she backs off accusing him of psychological witchery? I was offline for three weeks, was sure I saw it the night I got home, and haven’t found it since. Or did someone imitate your style so convincingly I’m utterly confused? Likely so.

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  30. I would request a world college tour with the University of Delaware as one of the stops but, well, it’s DE. So, anywhere in the surrounding oh say 100 miles would work just as fabulously. Please? I enjoy driving.

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  32. I know this post is uberold, but you truly need to come to the University of Texas at Dallas. We have the top-ranked chess team in the country, one of the top ranked programming teams in the country and more nerds than you can shake a stick at. Even the humanities kids are geekasaurus rexes. You’d need a bodyguard.

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  33. Next time come to [Knox College] in [Galesburg, IL] because [we have, quiet possibly, the nerdiest campus ever] and [one of our visiting professors wrote to you and you posted it :D]!

    /random comment on old blag post

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  36. I LOVE YOU MAN!!!!

    Ah, this world seems not so out of reach…wow you’re awesome. I can’t get over how awesome you are, and even if you aren’t what kick-ass+ness that you only show how awesome you are.

    And the kite?! Inviting people to fly the kite with you?? YOU FLY A KITE! Like all the normal kite flying people, but it’s so dreamy, but you talk about maths, and all that other stuff too. And I don’t know who does your speech bubble layout but it’s done really well. There is skill in laying out stuff like that…well I hope somebody helped you (I’m a designer) because if you did it all by yourself then you’re just way too awesome and seeing awesome people makes one really happy and when I get really happy I type lengthy comments twirl around and start voodoo-majik to life with a guy that…flies kites, and draws cute pictures…the balls n dinosaur and well maths and space and robots.

    OKAY! moving along…the robot9000 is a great idea. I’m going to try it.

    can u find duplicate sayings in the logs???
    Like two people saying the same thing but at different times?

    (The Ghost game…I once tried thinking about an apple for a really long time. If you hold a picture in your head and concentrate on it for a lengthy period you begin to feel quite annoyed and give up…but if you do it long enough something interesting is bound to happen, to the apple.

    Oh another random thing, i wear contact lenses, and because of that I don’t really need to blink, I can have my eyes open for at least an hour or so. I once tried this, it felt like time doesn’t exist…like a feeling of infinity. My brain’s not used to staring without blinking…if nyou wear contacts you can try it…blah blah bunch of stuff I should delete but left it because I didn’t want this to be a waste of typing :P)

    Thank you so much for the comic, blog, you.

    You have inspired me greatly!

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  38. Anyone else get half way through that giant spam post and think ‘man, this lecture *sucked*’?

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  47. Alas, I was unable to go to this talk, since I no longer live in the area (though I had known about plans for it since early January or so). But a friend who was there recently gave me one of the signed playpen balls, which has one guy on it saying, “Hold on guys, Let’s take the Lagrangian!” and the other guy saying, “No.” I am now the coolest person in Ohio.

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  48. Alas, I was unable to go to this talk, since I no longer live in the area (though I had known about plans for it since early January or so). But a friend who was there recently gave me one of the signed playpen balls, which has one guy on it saying, “Hold on guys, Let’s take the Lagrangian!” and the other guy saying, “No.” I am now the coolest person in Ohio.

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