After a hectic few months, I finally have some projects that are in the early stages. But since nothing is worth posting about yet, here instead is a list of phrases that (at the time of this posting) turn up no hits on Google:
- “ate a violin”
- “driver-side bidet”
- “unlike normal furries,”
- “Sarah, plain and tall and a cyborg”
- “people are too civil on the internet”
- “his penis shattered my world”
- “more like LAME-arkian theory”
- “my little horse must think it gay”
- “it turned out her bottom half was a robot”
- “Aww, a baby hooker!”
Here are some phrases that I had hoped were original when I typed them in but was disappointed:
- “full-body glissando”
- “passenger-side bidet”
- “underwater Linux”
- “Nu-Polka”
- “erotic colonoscopy”
- “Spocktoberfest”
- “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a frack.”
- “my bologna has a first name, it’s A-D-O-L-F”
And lastly, here’s a fun bash export I stumbled on:
export PS1='C:${PWD////\}>'
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