Omegle

Posted on April 3, 2009 by xkcd

Since last night I’ve been obsessively connecting to Omegle.

It’s a simple site that just connects you to a random person, anonymously, for a conversation.

It feels like that scene in Fight Club where the narrator sits down next to Tyler on the plane. Two strangers meeting, laying out their personality and sizing each other up in just a few words, with no expectations, and — thanks to anonymity — no consequences.

Except in this case, a lot of the time Tyler just screams “COCKS”, punches the narrator, and jumps out of the window.

Still, it’s fun!

1,263 thoughts on “Omegle”

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josh on May 18, 2010 at 2:13 pm said:

Stranger: This is a grant from omegle. We have received multiple complaints of inappropriate, lewd behavior traced to your IP address.
The Federal Bureau of Investigations will be alerted within the next 24 hours.
This is your final warning.

Leif
(802)380-4064
Omegle Inc.

The authorities will contact you within 48-72 hours. Respect the chat.

WATS THIS SHIT SUPPOSE TO MEAN
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Alrighty so I got this message from this paul dude and it said I had been behaving innaproipately and lewd. And that my internet provider will be notified. Okay I’m sorry but you’re wrong paul I haven’t been lewd. I’ve told people to fuck off or something smart when they’ve asked me to give them head oe sext or whatever. Go get the actual pervets not innocent people damn.
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Morgan on July 23, 2010 at 1:14 am said:

Ok so I got the same message about being reported to the child crimes unit and that they tracked my ip address. Is this true and should I be worried. Or is it some kinda sick joke?
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Hira on September 9, 2010 at 11:01 am said:

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Rent A Car on September 27, 2010 at 8:39 am said:

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jojo on October 28, 2010 at 6:49 am said:

some people are to much idiot they are using this website for nonsence conversation,what is that?do you dint think that you came from your mother vagina and your fathers dick hmmmm maybe you are mongoloid and moron,someday you will be ashame of what you are showing to the public and someday your son and daugther will show how animalistic are you…we must use this good things in good way specially this omegle…by the way tnx a lot omegle. (anonymous from dubai)
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Kirsty and Courtney on December 6, 2010 at 9:29 am said:

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Kirsty and Courtney on December 6, 2010 at 9:30 am said:

omegal by the way ^^^^^^ LOL

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