Johnny Cash will not leave me alone.

I once shot a man in Reno as he calculated pi.

I once shot a man in Reno ’cause he was a samurai.

I once shot a man in Reno ’cause he smiled and I’m shy.

I once kissed a girl in Reno but I think I might be bi.

I once shot a man in Reno in a game of Jai-Alai¹.

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^1.(Gone awry)